DA Baracus Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 ^^^fatty tights 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: ^^^fatty tights True story. When I sat down and the place shook a little, my missus asked if I felt it. I thought she was politely telling me that I've put on a bit of weight. I've actually lost half a stone odds since the start of the year! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Sounds like grounds for an immediate divorce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Sounds like grounds for an immediate divorce I'd need to marry her first. I'm waiting on Brexit happening to decide if that's worthwhile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 8 hours ago, Marr1 said: Have any of my fellow P&Bers stormed out of a lecture in a seething mess? We have to do a yearly bunch of training about how we talk to people who are more likely to suffer from mental abuse. So if some wummin comes in with her husband or some weans come in with their maw about something we notice the signs of abuse at home. Quite often the abusive partner/parent will act perfect infront of the mental health professionals but let the mask slip a bit around the non-professional staff like myself and, if we see it, we let the doctors know. Interesting stuff all in. Anyway the facts and figures all come out, specifically for our boroughs, and the facts are all laid out there: women were four times more likely to suffer mental abuse, eight times more likely to get physical abuse, girls three times more likely to be sexually abused than boys by a parent... all sorts of stuff. Right from the off the person was telling us that anyone can abuse anyone and it's not unheard of for women to abuse husbands or kids to abuse parents but we should be particularly aware of the more common instances as, well, they're more likley. One guy at the back took offense to this. Said it was "just as likely" that a woman would rape a man and wouldn't let it go. Refused to let the talk and the training continue because of the "sexist propaganda". There were about 30 people in the room and the only males were me, him and two delivery drivers who never see patients and weren't paying attention. He blindly looked for us for support and, when none was forthcoming, stormed off. He came back the next day for the 2nd part of training that was focusing on health and safety shite and there was a video of someone tripping over a box. One of the delivery drivers put his hand up and, in faux outrage, pointed out it was just likely that the box could trip over a person. We all laughed. Guy left in the huff again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Started a course of tablets yesterday, one of them is the same height and almost matches the circumference of two £1 stacked up. It was funny yesterday, the novelty has worn off already. You sure they're not suppositories, M9? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Philpy's parking has caused a fuss again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Philpy's parking has caused a fuss again. Jeezo. It's only 6 degrees in Paisley and that old boy is taps aff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 No but on a 6th century course, some mad old American tried to reason that Noah's Ark could have happened according to the Bible, two of every animal the whole shabang. Some Morons bought into it too. Decent class that, managed to date some Swedish lass for a couple of months because of it. This was just an excuse to brag wasn't it? [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Deep Sea world today. What a fucking rip off that place is. 30 notes for two of us (wean was free). Under no account even consider going to the London Aquarium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Deep Sea world today. What a fucking rip off that place is. 30 notes for two of us (wean was free). That's what they want you to think. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11360819/Average-cost-of-raising-a-child-in-UK-230000.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Went into the Branch of my bank to pay my credit card, gave the daft c**t a piece of paper with the sort code, Account no, amount and reference so the fucker could pay it and she never added the fucking reference. Now have the inconvenience of waiting on that shit coming back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Deep Sea world today. What a fucking rip off that place is. 30 notes for two of us (wean was free). Aye, they're sharks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-39190986 Lucky it was a girl, or he would have been doomed to have grown up known as "Wee Shughie". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Went into the Branch of my bank to pay my credit card, gave the daft c**t a piece of paper with the sort code, Account no, amount and reference so the fucker could pay it and she never added the fucking reference. Now have the inconvenience of waiting on that shit coming back Was it Dindeleux? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 10 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Deep Sea world today. What a fucking rip off that place is. 30 notes for two of us (wean was free). An occasional flame of mine in my youth worked there as a holiday job. She told me she once shagged one of the shark diver blokes in the showers. Next time go in diving gear and you might get lucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: An occasional flame of mine in my youth worked there as a holiday job. She told me she once shagged one of the shark diver blokes in the showers. Next time go in diving gear and you might get lucky. ^^^ Jumping the shark diver type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Happy International Women's Day to all the bints out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 I have a £50 off voucher code for Ralph Lauren that I'm not going to use, if any P&Bers would like it then give me a PM. Must be used by 11th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 1 minute ago, tree house tam said: I have a £50 off voucher code for Ralph Lauren that I'm not going to use, if any P&Bers would like it then give me a PM. Must be used by 11th. Does the volume work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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