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[Drew Brees]

In the end my days chores consisted of hoovering full house, mopping wooden floors, cleaning the bathrooms , polishing, cleaned kitchen and all the windows.

Just been moaned at for not putting hoover away. 

You should've put the hoover away, dumbass.

 

Any photos of her wearing American tan tights and a silver boob tube, waxing her top lip while sitting on the toilet?

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

12 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said:

I seem to be meeting more and more folk who are intolerant to gluten. I asked one of my recently converted gluten-free mates what made him realise he was gluten intolerant. He said that he kept getting bloated when he ate too much bread. But isn't that just what happens when you eat too much bread?

They are all talking shite. Under 10% of people are gluten intolerant, but something ridiculous like 40 or 50% of people say they are. It's a complete fad, and folk are happy to pay the extra money for what is a marketing tool to part idiots with their cash.

If you were actually gluten intolerant then it's a serious health matter, not something you can self diagnose because someone that likes yoga and a 'clean' diet tells you.

Edited July 23, 2017 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo

[Jmothecat2]

They are all talking shite. Under 10% of people are gluten intolerant, but something ridiculous like 40 or 50% of people say they are. It's a complete fad, and folk are happy to pay the extra money for what is a marketing tool to part idiots with their cash.
If you were actually gluten intolerant then it's actually a serious health matter, not something you can self diagnose because someone that likes yoga and a 'clean' diet tells you.

I'd quite like to give Yoga a go. There is a yoga place I walk past quite often in Edinburgh that has a warm glow coming from it. It looks so welcoming on cold winter nights.

[Tony Ferrino]

8 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:

They are all talking shite. Under 10% of people are gluten intolerant, but something ridiculous like 40 or 50% of people say they are. It's a complete fad, and folk are happy to pay the extra money for what is a marketing tool to part idiots with their cash.

If you were actually gluten intolerant then it's actually a serious health matter, not something you can self diagnose because someone that likes yoga and a 'clean' diet tells you.

My nephew has been diagnosed as gluten intolerant by doctors first in Germany and then here. Both were dismissed as weak constitution. Failing us.

 

[RH33]

14 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said:

I seem to be meeting more and more folk who are intolerant to gluten. I asked one of my recently converted gluten-free mates what made him realise he was gluten intolerant. He said that he kept getting bloated when he ate too much bread. But isn't that just what happens when you eat too much bread?

My daughters allergic to gluten, face goes blotchy when she eats it. She's also allergic to dairy, soya, eggs and strawberries. I haven't bothered trying her with nuts! I carry piriton and epipens. Allergies not intolerances though. The good thing about the self diagnosed brigade is it's increasing demand and making things like gluten free pasta more readily available than it was even 5 years ago. 

[jagfox]

22 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said:

 

 

I'd quite like to give Yoga a go. There is a yoga place I walk past quite often in Edinburgh that has a warm glow coming from it. It looks so welcoming on cold winter nights.

 

 

Yoga, aye?

[BFTD]

35 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said:

I seem to be meeting more and more folk who are intolerant to gluten. I asked one of my recently converted gluten-free mates what made him realise he was gluten intolerant. He said that he kept getting bloated when he ate too much bread. But isn't that just what happens when you eat too much bread?

Sounds like you might have a gluten intolerance, mate. Might want to pick up some brilliant gluten-free bread from the Big Fat Bakery Company next time you're in Alloa.

(don't listen to anyone on here about what the gluten was replaced with)

[hellbhoy]

3 hours ago, Tynieness said:

In the end my days chores consisted of hoovering full house, mopping wooden floors, cleaning the bathrooms , polishing, cleaned kitchen and all the windows.

Just been moaned at for not putting hoover away. 

You're a bad man.

I have used on occasion "Well I did want to leave something for you to do so you could tell your friends you had to finish the housework when you got home. After all that's what you keep telling them".

 

[Aidan]

Am no deed.

[Dee Man]

52 minutes ago, Aidan said:

Am no deed.

That's a pity.

[Bully Wee Villa]

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[Eednud]

We just had a visitor hop by.

[Enigma]

Looks like you've got a kangaroo loose in the upper paddock mate.

[Cerberus]

Looking good guys.

[jagfox]

Mate had a visit from the police yesterday.
Apparently they had a received a call from the house. An old person had fallen but couldn't get up.
They did live at that address but the only thing was they had died there last year.

[Shandon Par]

3 hours ago, Eednud said:

We just had a visitor hop by.

Shoot it

[Shandon Par]

8 minutes ago, jagfox99 said:

Mate had a visit from the police yesterday.
Apparently they had a received a call from the house. An old person had fallen but couldn't get up.
They did live at that address but the only thing was they had died there last year.

Old person should've called 999 rather than 101.

[Dee Man]

4 hours ago, Eednud said:

We just had a visitor hop by.

I didn't realise the fuckers growled until I went to clap one that was sitting sprawled out in the beer garden of a pub I was in a few months back. I didn't want to argue with him as he looked as if he was on roids and hammering the gym 3 times a day.  

[SlipperyP]

18 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I was very disappointed when I saw The Human Centipede, any morbidity in the idea was badly let down by my execution.

The sequel was devoid of either.

Fixed That For You

[SlipperyP]

10 hours ago, Tynieness said:

In the end my days chores consisted of hoovering full house, mopping wooden floors, cleaning the bathrooms , polishing, cleaned kitchen and all the windows.

Just been moaned at for not putting hoover away. 

 

Try these on. 

 

Not been sexist, they come from a website called Hopeless......