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[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

19 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Article about recently departed Max Clifford

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/may/02/max-clifford-sex-politics-tabloids-simon-hattenstone

[Bert Raccoon]

11 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Funny that text is plastered all over Facebook today in these top ten drunkest texts people have received. Congratulations on going viral, Marty. Unless, of course, you've just lifted it trying to claim you received it. 

Think I first saw it about half a year ago. Nice try though.

[Miguel Sanchez]

34 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Article about recently departed Max Clifford

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/may/02/max-clifford-sex-politics-tabloids-simon-hattenstone

Then Horwell pulled out his trump card: Clifford's penis. He reeled off the contradictory evidence: it was tiny, two and a half inches erect, according to some; according to another complainant, it was huge. In fact, Horwell argued, it was average, at five and a quarter inches flaccid. This bombshell was introduced with a Cliffordian flourish: the PR man's perfectly ordinary penis had been measured by a medical expert called Dr Coxon.

There were other moments of manic humour. The witness who described Clifford's penis as huge rationalised her apparently contradictory evidence by pointing out that she had a small mouth: "My dentist always said so." At which point the jury had to be temporarily dismissed for giggling. There was the defence witness who constantly referred to him as Sir Max and believed he was the editor of the Daily Mail; when told he didn't have a knighthood, she said she was just being respectful. Clifford himself was sometimes deliberately funny (when talking about his education through Diana Dors sex parties), sometimes unwittingly so ("Why would I need to name-drop when I represented the Beatles?").

[SlipperyP]

Big Benji has departed Rip, what a challenge.

 

If listen to the French commentator for this clip, he just sniggers with the final tackle (obvious dive).

 

[ICTChris]

Then Horwell pulled out his trump card: Clifford's penis. He reeled off the contradictory evidence: it was tiny, two and a half inches erect, according to some; according to another complainant, it was huge. In fact, Horwell argued, it was average, at five and a quarter inches flaccid. This bombshell was introduced with a Cliffordian flourish: the PR man's perfectly ordinary penis had been measured by a medical expert called Dr Coxon.
There were other moments of manic humour. The witness who described Clifford's penis as huge rationalised her apparently contradictory evidence by pointing out that she had a small mouth: "My dentist always said so." At which point the jury had to be temporarily dismissed for giggling. There was the defence witness who constantly referred to him as Sir Max and believed he was the editor of the Daily Mail; when told he didn't have a knighthood, she said she was just being respectful. Clifford himself was sometimes deliberately funny (when talking about his education through Diana Dors sex parties), sometimes unwittingly so ("Why would I need to name-drop when I represented the Beatles?").

Court News UK at the time of the trial published reports - basically every allegation was that he would get a woman into his office, get his cock out and try to get her to say how small it was. Utterly, utterly bizarre and disturbing. What a horrible man he was.

[Granny Danger]

5 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

 

Court News UK at the time of the trial published reports - basically every allegation was that he would get a woman into his office, get his cock out and try to get her to say how small it was. Utterly, utterly bizarre and disturbing. What a horrible man he was.

 

Max Clifford.  GTF.

[Drew Brees]

Funny that text is plastered all over Facebook today in these top ten drunkest texts people have received. Congratulations on going viral, Marty. Unless, of course, you've just lifted it trying to claim you received it. [emoji6]

I was aware it was a wind up when I got sent it, I was sent as a screenshot, just thought it was funny, prob cause I’ve never seen it before so I shared it.

[welshbairn]

36 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

 

Court News UK at the time of the trial published reports - basically every allegation was that he would get a woman into his office, get his cock out and try to get her to say how small it was. Utterly, utterly bizarre and disturbing. What a horrible man he was.

 

Seems like half the wealthy overlords are caricatures of dirty old men in raincoats flashing. What do they get out of it?

[PB 4.2]

9 minutes ago, Drew Brees said:

I was aware it was a wind up when I got sent it, I was sent as a screenshot, just thought it was funny, prob cause I’ve never seen it before so I shared it.

....and you could have shared it as a 'funny screenshot' instead of trying to claim credit.    

As a result of your brazen lies, I'm going to go back a page and give you a red dot!  

[Drew Brees]

....and you could have shared it as a 'funny screenshot' instead of trying to claim credit.    
As a result of your brazen lies, I'm going to go back a page and give you a red dot!  

I’ll admit I left certain details out, prob important details, but I went for full comedic effect, which has backfired. And it’s 2 pages back.

[topcat(The most tip top)]

I was aware it was a wind up when I got sent it, I was sent as a screenshot, just thought it was funny, prob cause I’ve never seen it before so I shared it.

And you would have got away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling kids

[Shotgun]

From what I can gather, almost the entire planet is under a blanket of snow right now. Here in Colorado, the world-famous winter playground, my mate and I spent this afternoon sitting in the pub’s beer garden, perfectly comfortable in shirtsleeves.

 

Plus, the Denver Broncos won today.

 

The world’s upside down.

 

[SlipperyP]

2 hours ago, Shotgun said:

From what I can gather, almost the entire planet is under a blanket of snow right now. Here in Colorado, the world-famous winter playground, my mate and I spent this afternoon sitting in the pub’s beer garden, perfectly comfortable in shirtsleeves.

 

Plus, the Denver Broncos won today.

 

The world’s upside down.

 

32 here now, will peak at 33.  Not sure if we'll get the snow, however it's forecast to go as low as 26 during the night. Winters here also

[Arabdownunder]

No snow here. 20 degrees today but warming up during the week with a forecast top of 36 for Wednesday.

[Cerberus]

Sunny and highs of 20 degrees here today but it must have been as low as 6 or 7 at 8am when I walked the dog.
It was pretty horrible.

Cold and wet weather is a young man's game.

[sjc]

After losing so much weigh recently I finally got round to buying some new clothes today. I've gone from a 35 inch waist to a 31 inch waist............felt like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia!

[sjc]

19 minutes ago, throbber said:

 

Did Tom Hanks not have AIDS in that film?

 

Yes. It was an analogy of how much weight I've lost.

[heedthebaa]

2 minutes ago, sjc said:

Yes. It was an analogy of how much weight I've lost.

5 1/2 stone I’ve lost now, I’m starting to get the “are you alright” and “you look no weel”  type conversations now

[sjc]

5 minutes ago, throbber said:

 

You are a very strange individual.

 

Perhaps you just take things a tad too literally.

[sjc]

Just now, heedthebaa said:

5 1/2 stone I’ve lost now, I’m starting to get the “are you alright” and “you look no weel”  type conversations now

What are you coming down from? (I'm assuming you are well and trying to lose weight?) Quite ironic that in my case I've been told I look well when my weight loss has been down to illness!