Guest Moomintroll Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Beckenham Town v. St Peter. Semi final of the Kent Cup.Who's watching the pearly gates while he's skiving off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 14 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Beckenham Town v. St Peter. Semi final of the Kent Cup. Who's watching the pearly gates while he's skiving off? He can get back to work now. 3-2 for The Becks, this could be our year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 He can get back to work now. 3-2 for The Becks, this could be our year.^^ wee team found ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'm approaching Elmer's End, I'll soon get off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 You know you're a shite drummer when you can't play the drums and grip a banjo for a modicum of acceptance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 I went back for my first shift at work yesterday since 7/12/18My backs aching today [emoji849] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 5 hours ago, ++Ammo - Airdrie++ said: I went back for my first shift at work yesterday since 7/12/18 My backs aching today American Orangeman found 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Nice bit of photo work on the Courier website. Did Kym really get in touch with the old boy and flaunt her cleavage I wonder? She's under the table imo 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, D.A.F.C said: On 2/26/2019 at 13:51, Melanius Mullarkey said: Nice bit of photo work on the Courier website. Did Kym really get in touch with the old boy and flaunt her cleavage I wonder? She's under the table imo He has opted to put his organ in IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 One of my lecturers has blocked me on Twitter, and I'm due the results of an essay I submitted for their class imminently. That's a bad sign, isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 One of my lecturers has blocked me on Twitter, and I'm due the results of an essay I submitted for their class imminently. That's a bad sign, isn't it?More please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Elephant & Castle Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 My daffodils have been showing for weeks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 2 minutes ago, Ross Forbes said: One of my lecturers has blocked me on Twitter, and I'm due the results of an essay I submitted for their class imminently. That's a bad sign, isn't it? More please I'll keep the good people of P&B posted. The essay was a shambles fwiw, and if I was in his shoes I'd probably block my students for submitting such drivel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ross Forbes said: One of my lecturers has blocked me on Twitter, and I'm due the results of an essay I submitted for their class imminently. That's a bad sign, isn't it? If the Tweet involved the lecturer's dark secret life and that their subject is rubbish I might check out other modules, just to be safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, The Elephant & Castle said: My daffodils have been showing for weeks Do your fly up then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, The Elephant & Castle said: My daffodils have been showing for weeks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 23 minutes ago, Ross Forbes said: One of my lecturers has blocked me on Twitter, and I'm due the results of an essay I submitted for their class imminently. That's a bad sign, isn't it? It's fine lads. False alarm. Got a solid 68% which, given how woeful it was, I'm over the moon with. He must've just blocked me on Twitter because he hates my painful dull tweets appearing in his timeline. Sorry to disappoint everyone who was hoping for me to fail, so they could start a targeted campaign of online harassment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 13 minutes ago, Ross Forbes said: It's fine lads. False alarm. Got a solid 68% which, given how woeful it was, I'm over the moon with. He must've just blocked me on Twitter because he hates my painful dull tweets appearing in his timeline. Sorry to disappoint everyone who was hoping for me to fail, so they could start a targeted campaign of online harassment. Provide your Twitter name so we can get on that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Snafu said: Introducing the work of bored Japanese art students of the 19th Century. Fart Battles Yyyyeah!??? The first thought I had when I saw these was ''I wonder who was the first to try that with a candle?'' I wonder if I could persuade the Edinburgh Gilbert and Sullivan Society to include Fart Battles in their next production of "The Mikado"... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I wonder if I could persuade the Edinburgh Gilbert and Sullivan Society to include Fart Battles in their next production of "The Mikado"... ……….…..Chocolate farts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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