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1 hour ago, Adam said:

Listed loads of stuff again on that buy and sell page on FB this morning. I think I’ve been sheltered to the sheer number of absolute morons we have in this country.

Despite asking not to get any private messages (got 50+ last week for couches I was trying to get shot of), I’ve received probably double that this morning. People asking if stuff is available when I’ve already said it isn’t. And trying to knock the price of a 32” smart TV down from 15 quid to a tenner.

People are unreal. Can’t wait to get shot of all my shit and never darken these groups again.

A part of the internet I don’t go near thank f**k. The wife had to be telt anaw, she was putting items on, some for free, then they would ask for us to deliver as well, which obviously meant me. Places like that are full of lend taking b*****ds 

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1 hour ago, ++Ammo - Airdrie++ said:

I actually lost the plot with someone on it, we were having a clear out and there was a few bits of fitness equipment we were chucking, one was a "weighted hula hoop" the wife had got a year or 2 ago and i advertised it on at a fiver, someone messaged asking if I'd take £3 for it. Had a full on heads gone asking if the extra £2 would have just pushed it beyond the realms of budget and would mean the difference between eating that week or not.

If they're buying a weighted hula hoop maybe skipping a meal or two would do no harm...

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I've got shot of loads of stuff on Gumtree, and while the premise of it is fantastic, it is indeed full of absolute roasters.
If some things £20, they want it for a £10er
If some things free, they want it delivered.
I actually lost the plot with someone on it, we were having a clear out and there was a few bits of fitness equipment we were chucking, one was a "weighted hula hoop" the wife had got a year or 2 ago and i advertised it on at a fiver, someone messaged asking if I'd take £3 for it. Had a full on heads gone asking if the extra £2 would have just pushed it beyond the realms of budget and would mean the difference between eating that week or not.
Petty, I know, but 90% of people on it are absolute cretins.


I’ll give you £4 for the weighted hula hoop
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I've got shot of loads of stuff on Gumtree, and while the premise of it is fantastic, it is indeed full of absolute roasters.
If some things £20, they want it for a £10er
If some things free, they want it delivered.
I actually lost the plot with someone on it, we were having a clear out and there was a few bits of fitness equipment we were chucking, one was a "weighted hula hoop" the wife had got a year or 2 ago and i advertised it on at a fiver, someone messaged asking if I'd take £3 for it. Had a full on heads gone asking if the extra £2 would have just pushed it beyond the realms of budget and would mean the difference between eating that week or not.
Petty, I know, but 90% of people on it are absolute cretins.


The people you lost the plot with are the sort of people who would then turn up at your door, if you agreed to take £3, hand you have fiver and wait for you to give them the change.
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I've got shot of loads of stuff on Gumtree, and while the premise of it is fantastic, it is indeed full of absolute roasters.
If some things £20, they want it for a £10er
If some things free, they want it delivered.
I actually lost the plot with someone on it, we were having a clear out and there was a few bits of fitness equipment we were chucking, one was a "weighted hula hoop" the wife had got a year or 2 ago and i advertised it on at a fiver, someone messaged asking if I'd take £3 for it. Had a full on heads gone asking if the extra £2 would have just pushed it beyond the realms of budget and would mean the difference between eating that week or not.
Petty, I know, but 90% of people on it are absolute cretins.



I sold a fair bit of shite on Gumtree.
You do get messed around. People wanting you to mail a chest of drawers and stuff.
One guy said he wanted to buy my £2 bookcase but could I wait 4 months till he got out of jail.

Ebay is worse. The buyers on there are a collection of human garbage.
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Happy to confirm that the internet is full of morons. There are an awful lot of people who aren't satisfied unless they get something for less than the asking price, even if it's for free, or if the money's going to a charity. Death is too swift a punishment.

Wee tale to keep Miguel happy: in the pre-internet age, I had an auld mink show up to buy a computer (£20 asking price) who started trying to trade it for a bag of porn tapes he'd brought with him. Just showed up to a random teenager's house with a carrier bag of porn. Not even the fact that my girlfriend was in the house at the time seemed to give him the idea that this might be a bad idea; he just waited for her to leave the room before whipping the tapes out.

Have any P&Bers ever tried to use pornography as currency?

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1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Happy to confirm that the internet is full of morons. There are an awful lot of people who aren't satisfied unless they get something for less than the asking price, even if it's for free, or if the money's going to a charity. Death is too swift a punishment.

Wee tale to keep Miguel happy: in the pre-internet age, I had an auld mink show up to buy a computer (£20 asking price) who started trying to trade it for a bag of porn tapes he'd brought with him. Just showed up to a random teenager's house with a carrier bag of porn. Not even the fact that my girlfriend was in the house at the time seemed to give him the idea that this might be a bad idea; he just waited for her to leave the room before whipping the tapes out.

Have any P&Bers ever tried to use pornography as currency?

The tapes almost certainly featured him.

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Happy to confirm that the internet is full of morons. There are an awful lot of people who aren't satisfied unless they get something for less than the asking price, even if it's for free, or if the money's going to a charity. Death is too swift a punishment.
Wee tale to keep Miguel happy: in the pre-internet age, I had an auld mink show up to buy a computer (£20 asking price) who started trying to trade it for a bag of porn tapes he'd brought with him. Just showed up to a random teenager's house with a carrier bag of porn. Not even the fact that my girlfriend was in the house at the time seemed to give him the idea that this might be a bad idea; he just waited for her to leave the room before whipping the tapes out.
Have any P&Bers ever tried to use pornography as currency?


How many tapes did you get?
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43 minutes ago, Cerberus said:

How many tapes did you get?

 

He was offering three; "really good stuff", apparently, and recorded onto el cheapo Maxell tapes IIRC.

I think maybe DA Baracus is right. Not enough "eww" in the world.

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28 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

A quick scan suggests they've picked up on all the usual environmental cliches about concrete and at one point made the leap from "using concrete" to "increased criminal activity".

Seems legit. 

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