Honest_Man#1 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: You could pay for platinum and change your username. You seem to have taken that throwaway post in a very serious manner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 5 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Saw that Euromillions is £153m tonight, and it got me thinking about what I’d do if I won. Going to sound mental but I started to think it would be shite. I’d quit my job, but then what the f**k do you do all day? It would be great for a couple of years, bascially travel the world staying in 5 star hotels, then buying a house and doing it up etc. But after a while, what would you do? Bleeding Gums Murphy had the right idea so I'd cultivate a Faberge Egg habit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 If I won the lottery I would see my family right then disappear. Buy land with a private beach in Costa Rica build a 20,000 sq ft house and live the rest of my days like Homer the hippie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 If I won that much money, I'd probably blow it all on security, because I'd be paranoid about my kids being kidnapped for ransom.You could buy new kids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 10 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: If I won that much money, I'd probably blow it all on security, because I'd be paranoid about my kids being kidnapped for ransom. 19 minutes ago, Shotgun said: You could buy new kids. I should feel morally outraged by that answer. I don't. Seems perfectly reasonable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 If I won the lottery I would see my family right then disappear.I'd see myself right then disappear my family. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 The response I expected and hoped for. I probably didn’t word the post correctly, as I’d still obviously rather have £153m than... £0. However, I started to think about who I would give money to and it spirals out of control a bit. You give £1m each to your parents and siblings. What about extended family? Friends? The amount of leeches that would appear and old friends and family that would be raging at not getting more/getting less than other people. I genuinely think you’d end up with a load of people hating you for giving them free cash. Probably overthinking it tbh...I love discussing what i'd do if I won the euromillions. Mrs A had a full on strop with me one night when I said I would turn up at folks door I hadn't seen for a few years, maybe 9 or 10 people I was friendly with but had just drifted apart over the years and dish out £40k cheques to them.She was absolutely furious I would even consider such an act! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 I'd just end up being a pirate I reckon. Buy a warship off Ukraine for a million quid and go and sink the Japanese whaling fleet.Dear Camelot, please give him the money. I'd love to see this happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 15 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: The response I expected and hoped for. I probably didn’t word the post correctly, as I’d still obviously rather have £153m than... £0. However, I started to think about who I would give money to and it spirals out of control a bit. You give £1m each to your parents and siblings. What about extended family? Friends? The amount of leeches that would appear and old friends and family that would be raging at not getting more/getting less than other people. I genuinely think you’d end up with a load of people hating you for giving them free cash. Probably overthinking it tbh... See your close family right and f**k the rest. I'd probably stretch some cash to a select few mates that I'd like to see live a bit more comfortably but aside from that anyone else can sing for it. I'd be straight over to Nelson, New Zealand and buying a beach house, I would not give two fucks if people hated me because I'll be pished on a beach without a worry in the world. Only boring people would get bored with the freedom to do what they like IMO. I should also add that if I won £153M I'd be giving more than £1M each to my parents, you complete tight arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Mrs Honest_Man: "Honest_Man, we've won £153 million on the Lottery. What should I do with the begging letters?" Honest_Man: "Just keep sending them out." 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, GordonD said: Mrs Honest_Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Wonder how shite the person who's just won £153 million is feeling today... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Wonder how shite the person who's just won £153 million is feeling today... Very, I’d imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Wonder how shite the person who's just won £153 million is feeling today... I'd be £3m down straight away. I'd give her the 3 and keep the rest. I'm not an unreasonable man. Edited February 20, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Wonder how shite the person who's just won £153 million is feeling today...I can assure you, it wouldnt be today I felt shite, but Mrs B would almost certainly demand I sobered up at some point in the coming days. My favourite patter for this scenario is if you were nightshift, and the result came in, would you finish your shift? Or even just what you were doing at the time?I wouldnt even log off my computer. Up, out the seat, gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I can assure you, it wouldnt be today I felt shite, but Mrs B would almost certainly demand I sobered up at some point in the coming days. My favourite patter for this scenario is if you were nightshift, and the result came in, would you finish your shift? Or even just what you were doing at the time? I wouldnt even log off my computer. Up, out the seat, gone. If you were an airline pilot, I would hope so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Ive just bought myself some new boxers and socks (approx £60 worth) and I feel quite excited. f**k knows what I'd be like with £153m to blow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 (edited) 38 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive just bought myself some new boxers and socks (approx £60 worth) and I feel quite excited. f**k knows what I'd be like with £153m to blow. I don't think I've spent £60 on boxers and socks in my entire life. Edited February 20, 2019 by Boghead ranter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive just bought myself some new boxers and socks (approx £60 worth) and I feel quite excited. f**k knows what I'd be like with £153m to blow. 33 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: I don't think I've spent £60 on boxers and socks in my entire life. Apparently Mullarkey is a centipede. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 38 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: I don't think I've spent £60 on boxers and socks in my entire life. Fatty tights gets charged by the square metre. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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