Jacksgranda Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, GordonD said: Dogs don't like flying because they can't stick their head out of the window. I'd be prepared to give them one try... Edited February 17, 2019 by Jacksgranda sllepnig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Dogs don't like flying because they can't stick their head out of the window. They could if Willie McKay chartered the flight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 An interview with the author of a book about Elizabeth Holmes and the failed, potentially fraudulent company Theranos. This sounds weird but I love stories about fraud and grifters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 YASSSSSS. £240.00 refund from Scottish Power due to over payment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 They could if Willie McKay chartered the flight.[emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 I was just eating a kitkat there and a bit just fell out my mouth onto my white T shirt. Wasnt talking or anything, it just..... Fell out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: I was just eating a kitkat there and a bit just fell out my mouth onto my white T shirt. Wasnt talking or anything, it just..... Fell out. Stroke imo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Stroke imo. No.... I couldnt possibly! On a busy train carriage!!! Could I!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 No.... I couldnt possibly! On a busy train carriage!!! Could I!?TIK - trans ischaemic KitKat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: No.... I couldnt possibly! On a busy train carriage!!! Could I!? No-one will be near you anyway if you're already slabbering like a butcher's dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 No-one will be near you anyway if you're already slabbering like a butcher's dog.It was only a tiny wee bit tbf and there have been no subsequent excursions. That will teach me for remaining sober on the train and getting tea and a biscuit instead. Should be wearing the sophisticated glow of the 3rd can of Tennents by now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: I was just eating a kitkat there and a bit just fell out my mouth onto my white T shirt. Wasnt talking or anything, it just..... Fell out. Eat with your mouth closed you fucking savage. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Eat with your mouth closed you fucking savage. Watch your fucking step you c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Eat with your mouth closed you fucking savage. Watch your fucking step you c**t Have you got one of those big plates in your lip like what African women have and you forgot to put it in? Maybe fell out that gap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 12 hours ago, Dee Man said: Have you got one of those big plates in your lip like what African women have and you forgot to put it in? Maybe fell out that gap? He's a slavering wee Roger Moore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 16 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: trans ischaemic KitKat. One of Kraftwerk's better songs IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 34 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: One of Kraftwerk's better songs IMO. In the style of a Jack Dee challenge to Barry Cryer: Let's hear you sing it then.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Interesting article about Ryan Adams being a beast - https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/feb/14/the-ryan-adams-allegations-are-the-tip-of-an-indie-music-iceberg Link in the article to this article about "beta male misogyny" - https://thequietus.com/articles/10133-ariel-pink-beta-male-misogyny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) Saw that Euromillions is £153m tonight, and it got me thinking about what I’d do if I won. Going to sound mental but I started to think it would be shite. I’d quit my job, but then what the f**k do you do all day? It would be great for a couple of years, bascially travel the world staying in 5 star hotels, then buying a house and doing it up etc. But after a while, what would you do? Edited February 19, 2019 by Honest_Man#1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 15 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Saw that Euromillions is £153m tonight, and it got me thinking about what I’d do if I won. Going to sound mental but I started to think it would be shite. I’d quit my job, but then what the f**k do you do all day? It would be great for a couple of years, bascially travel the world staying in 5 star hotels, then buying a house and doing it up etc. But after a while, what would you do? One of the worst things I've ever seen posted on here, truly horrific. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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