Crùbag Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Language lessons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, ICTChris said: There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible? A wave of Potter's wand, and expecto mirabilis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Having been with my wife through her pregnancy and birth I find the idea of not knowing insane. I suppose it can happen if you don't show and the babies not a mover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, ICTChris said: There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible? The paramedic programme? If so, I've stayed in the hotel. Not the best start in life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 11 hours ago, ICTChris said: There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible? That should be the giveaway that she's unlikely to trouble the Nobel Prize selection committee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible?Wizard’s sleeve ?“Fallopio expectatum “.........🧙♂️ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible?Super fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 (edited) I caught the end of that paramedic programme. The boy buzzing the gas canister hidden up his sleeve in the back of the ambulance was depressingly funny. eta: The homeless guy being asked to sign the form absolving the ambulance crew from blame if he died was fucked up. Edited April 26, 2019 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 A grey squirrel fell out of the tree in my front garden this morning (no pyab euph). Seriously, how shit a squirrel do you have to be to fall out of a fucking tree? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: A grey squirrel fell out of the tree in my front garden this morning (no pyab euph). Seriously, how shit a squirrel do you have to be to fall out of a fucking tree? Living in such close proximity to you, maybe it just gave up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Living in such close proximity to you, maybe it just gave up. I'll stick the wife up the tree and see if the same happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 I'll stick the wife up the tree and see if the same happens.Obvious euph is obvious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I caught the end of that paramedic programme. The boy buzzing the gas canister hidden up his sleeve in the back of the ambulance was depressingly funny. eta: The homeless guy being asked to sign the form absolving the ambulance crew from blame if he died was fucked up. So was the shop security guy who berated the ambulance crew for giving a homeless guy a blanket to help keep him warm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Swarley said: 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'll stick the wife up the tree and see if the same happens. Obvious euph is obvious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I caught the end of that paramedic programme. The boy buzzing the gas canister hidden up his sleeve in the back of the ambulance was depressingly funny. eta: The homeless guy being asked to sign the form absolving the ambulance crew from blame if he died was fucked up. DO you drink? Nope Do you smoke? Nope Do you take drugs? Nope. OK, lets take this straight edge homeless maniac with his leg rotting off to hospital lads! *sniffffffffffffffffffff* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 19 hours ago, ICTChris said: There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible? My hairdresser just found out recently she was pregnant, 7 months along. She had loads of negative tests and Dr thought it was possibly a wheat intolerance making her fat so it can happen. In other news. Just got a a call to go in for my stem cell transplant... on Monday 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: In other news. Just got a a call to go in for my stem cell transplant... on Monday Good luck with that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 My hairdresser just found out recently she was pregnant, 7 months along. She had loads of negative tests and Dr thought it was possibly a wheat intolerance making her fat so it can happen. In other news. Just got a a call to go in for my stem cell transplant... on Monday [emoji33]You stem those transplanted cells! Sorry, I’m new to this tbh...hope all goes well! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 20 hours ago, ICTChris said: There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible? There was a thing in the paper last week about a girl who had a wean plop out of her when she was at work in a coffee shop. Had no idea. Said it's clearly a fighter because of all the drinking and smoking she did while she was pregnant. Whoops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 27 minutes ago, NJ2 said: You stem those transplanted cells! Sorry, I’m new to this tbh...hope all goes well! I think the technical term is graft! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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