Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 11 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Rats. it's rats. source: my own harrowing experience. f**k that 7 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Could be birds. We had them a few weeks back. I did notice a sparrow hanging about the guttering on the front of the house over the past few days so Im hoping its that rather that Mixu's suggestion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 49 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I was awoken this morning by the sound of something scraping at the loft hatch (no euph). Weird scraping noises from inside the loft. Not a fucking clue what it was. f**k that for a game of cricket tbf. Have you seen the wife around recently? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Have you seen the wife around recently? Unfortunately, yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I was awoken this morning by the sound of something scraping at the loft hatch (no euph). Weird scraping noises from inside the loft. Not a fucking clue what it was. f**k that for a game of cricket tbf. Isn't it about time you released your smarter, funnier twin brother? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I see Lyle Lanley has been meeting with Glasgow City Council https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-48070593 Transport "expert" Dr David Begg is the man who fouled up Edinburgh's traffic system with one way streets, roundabouts etc etc. Did you know also that ex-President Amedinejad of Iran had a degree in traffic management... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I was awoken this morning by the sound of something scraping at the loft hatch (no euph). Weird scraping noises from inside the loft. Not a fucking clue what it was. f**k that for a game of cricket tbf. It's Frank Cotton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Didn’t get to go to the game yesterday as had to look after my daughter as my girlfriend is a fat slag and as we were sat in Pilrig Park I could hear a roar from the crowd at Easter road, I checked my William hill app and could see there was a penalty to Hibs and kept watching the app and then it came up saying “penalty missed” but I didn’t hear the reaction from the crowd for a good couple of seconds as the sound was travelling my way. Was a really cool experience. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Didn’t get to go to the game yesterday as had to look after my daughter as my girlfriend is a fat slag and as we were sat in Pilrig Park I could hear a roar from the crowd at Easter road, I checked my William hill app and could see there was a penalty to Hibs and kept watching the app and then it came up saying “penalty missed” but I didn’t hear the reaction from the crowd for a good couple of seconds as the sound was travelling my way. Was a really cool experience. She so is! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 52 minutes ago, throbber said: Didn’t get to go to the game yesterday as had to look after my daughter as my girlfriend is a fat slag and as we were sat in Pilrig Park I could hear a roar from the crowd at Easter road, I checked my William hill app and could see there was a penalty to Hibs and kept watching the app and then it came up saying “penalty missed” but I didn’t hear the reaction from the crowd for a good couple of seconds as the sound was travelling my way. Was a really cool experience. Lost weight has she? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 2 hours ago, throbber said: Didn’t get to go to the game yesterday as had to look after my daughter as my girlfriend is a fat slag Which one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 She went out on Saturday and was too rough yesterday to look after the bairn so I had to curtail my footballing plans, was worth it though because of what happened at the park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 She went out on Saturday and was too rough yesterday to look after the bairn so I had to curtail my footballing plans, was worth it though because of what happened at the park. Give her a break ffs. Scandalous way to talk about someone you love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Give her a break ffs. Scandalous way to talk about someone you love. Is someone suffering from the Monday blues today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Is someone suffering from the Monday blues today?No not at all. I go home tomorrow after two weeks away so its actually Friday for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I was awoken this morning by the sound of something scraping at the loft hatch (no euph). Weird scraping noises from inside the loft. Not a fucking clue what it was. f**k that for a game of cricket tbf. Have you seen Hereditary? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I was awoken this morning by the sound of something scraping at the loft hatch (no euph). Weird scraping noises from inside the loft. Not a fucking clue what it was. f**k that for a game of cricket tbf. It’ll be Waffen. Reckon he is like the Jeepers Creepers guy and it is now time for him to reappear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 (edited) 52 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Have you seen Hereditary? No. Anyway, suns out now and that means one thing and one thing only. Shiela next door is hanging out his big pants on the washing line. Edited April 29, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I was awoken this morning by the sound of something scraping at the loft hatch (no euph). Weird scraping noises from inside the loft. Not a fucking clue what it was. f**k that for a game of cricket tbf. That happened to the Young Ones. Turned out to be Buddy Holly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 45 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: No. Anyway, suns out now and that means one thing and one thing only. Shiela next door is hanging out his big pants on the washing line. They bury the granny early in the film. The funeral home rings to say the grave is desecrated. Turns out granny is back in the loft... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: That happened to the Young Ones. Turned out to be Buddy Holly. 59 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: They bury the granny early in the film. The funeral home rings to say the grave is desecrated. Turns out granny is back in the loft... Maybe it’s Buddy Holly’s Granny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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