throbber Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Women are pretty unobservant tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: Women are pretty unobservant tbf. ^^^Girlfriend's sister's pant sniffing thread for this pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Been looking after a big soft and very friendly black lab for family who are off on holiday for a couple of weeks. Have got into the habit of taking him to a nearby park for exercise, etc and have been surprised that Pakistani families who frequently visit said park, almost go out of their way to avoid the pooch.. A little research on google has revealed that Muslims are not generally permitted to own dogs as pets as they are regarded as unclean. As Michael Caine would say, there's not many people know that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 I thought that was fairly common knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Maybe it is in Paisley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 "The domestic cat is a revered animal in Islam. Admired for its cleanliness as well as for being loved by the Islamic prophet Muhammad, the cat is considered "the quintessential pet" by Muslims" I, for one, welcome our new dog hating feline loving Fundamentalist masters. And being anti-alcohol it would mean I would never have to buy a round again... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: "The domestic cat is a revered animal in Islam. Admired for its cleanliness as well as for being loved by the Islamic prophet Muhammad, the cat is considered "the quintessential pet" by Muslims" I, for one, welcome our new dog hating feline loving Fundamentalist masters. And being anti-alcohol it would mean I would never have to buy a round again... Dogs lick their genitals as well, I'm fucking shocked that they missed this when compiling their doctrine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: I, for one, welcome our new dog hating feline loving Fundamentalist masters. And being anti-alcohol it would mean I would never have to buy a round again... That one time was enough, was it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Religion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeVanTeeth Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Religion Aye. Dear religious folk. We're now in the 21st century. Maybe time to take more of an interest in science. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 We're using science to destroy the environment, not sure religion's so bad tbh.The Abrahamic God flooded the entire planet killing off almost all humanity and leaving only a single breeding pair of each species. I’m not taking lectures on preserving biodiversity from the fans of that arsehole 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 The Abrahamic God flooded the entire planet killing off almost all humanity and leaving only a single breeding pair of each species. I’m not taking lectures on preserving biodiversity from the fans of that arsehole[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Outstanding 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Cracking for fish and that though The inevitable mixing of freshwater and seawater would've made the deluge rather a rough time for anything aquatic. And as the Holy Babble only mentions Noah saving land based animals, the fishes and whatnot would've perished. It also means Big Jehovah must have created marine life for a second time after he sorted out the salinity levels. Some boi. Edited April 29, 2019 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 What about the bird they spot on some rock or whatever? Did the birds survive or did god make them all again at the Bass Rock? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47969165 Has anyone on P&B ever been duped into sending thousands of pounds to someone pretending to be millionaire movie star Jason Statham? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47969165 Has anyone on P&B ever been duped into sending thousands of pounds to someone pretending to be millionaire movie star Jason Statham? Hamilton Accies thread for this pish 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 I see Lyle Lanley has been meeting with Glasgow City Council https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-48070593 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 8 hours ago, Shotgun said: It also means Big Jehovah must have created marine life for a second time after he sorted out the salinity levels. Some boi. Jehovah is well known for liking a bit of fish - though don't say that aloud in Galilee or you'll be stoned to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 (edited) I was awoken this morning by the sound of something scraping at the loft hatch (no euph). Weird scraping noises from inside the loft. Not a fucking clue what it was. f**k that for a game of cricket tbf. Edited April 29, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Could be birds. We had them a few weeks back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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