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Radio 6 celebrating 30 years of dance music today, half past 7 and the boys at work are on about getting the eccies in :lol:
 


When I worked on a building site in Hamilton, that was an almost daily occurrence amongst the groundworkers. Grafters to be fair.


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2 hours ago, 8MileBU said:

 


I did think that but it’s not much of a headsgone, more an eye opener that should that poster have a headsgone, it could be spectacular.

 

The guy loses the plot everytime Biggie posts. Not to mention the fact that he recently admitted he's 60 (sixty) years old. Nothing wrong with being that age but he posts like a 14 year old and usually ends posts with "F.T.D".

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Did you know that, according to the theory of aerodynamicth, and as may well be demonthtrated by means of a wind tunnel, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly. You see, it's size, weight and shape in relation to its total wingthpan means it shouldn't fly. However, the bumblebee, unaware of these scientific facts, but possessing considerable determination, does fly...and makes a little honey too!

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40 minutes ago, DAFC. said:

Did you know that, according to the theory of aerodynamicth, and as may well be demonthtrated by means of a wind tunnel, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly. You see, it's size, weight and shape in relation to its total wingthpan means it shouldn't fly. However, the bumblebee, unaware of these scientific facts, but possessing considerable determination, does fly...and makes a little honey too!

Are you Jamie Oliver?

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42 minutes ago, DAFC. said:

Did you know that, according to the theory of aerodynamicth, and as may well be demonthtrated by means of a wind tunnel, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly. You see, it's size, weight and shape in relation to its total wingthpan means it shouldn't fly. However, the bumblebee, unaware of these scientific facts, but possessing considerable determination, does fly...and makes a little honey too!

Your lisp is quite bad today.

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5 hours ago, Dee Man said:

The guy loses the plot everytime Biggie posts. Not to mention the fact that he recently admitted he's 60 (sixty) years old. Nothing wrong with being that age but he posts like a 14 year old and usually ends posts with "F.T.D".

I seem to have a unique talent for upsetting geriatric fuckwits. 😎

Thank you.

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6 hours ago, Dee Man said:

The guy loses the plot everytime Biggie posts. Not to mention the fact that he recently admitted he's 60 (sixty) years old. Nothing wrong with being that age but he posts like a 14 year old and usually ends posts with "F.T.D".

Mental eh?

F.T.D.

 

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5 hours ago, DAFC. said:

Did you know that, according to the theory of aerodynamicth, and as may well be demonthtrated by means of a wind tunnel, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly. You see, it's size, weight and shape in relation to its total wingthpan means it shouldn't fly. However, the bumblebee, unaware of these scientific facts, but possessing considerable determination, does fly...and makes a little honey too!

While I remember being told this as a kid, scientists have since ascertained how the wee buggers manage it. The confusion originally came from the belief that they flap their wings up and down, whereas in fact, it's a back and forth, sweeping motion. This apparently creates vortices like miniature hurricanes which is enough to keep them aloft. What the egg-heads still aren't clear on, is how they're able to maintain control once in flight.

The physics-defying flight of the bumble bee

 

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The following was published in today’s Grauniad and replies from the public are sought......

“My husband of 48 years is ogling women online

We are both in our 70s, but after years of feeling adored I discovered he watches porn and looks at women in their underwear. Now I feel betrayed and hurt.

I used to feel adored. My husband used to say that when he thought of sex, it was always with me. We have been married for 48 years. I am 70, he is 72. Quite by accident, I discovered my husband watches pornography and searches online for women in underwear to ogle.

 

I am utterly devastated. The latter upsets me more than the porn. He used to ask me to wear sexy underwear, but hasn’t for a long time. I thought it was because he was older, but now I know he hasn’t lost interest in sex, just in me. By the same token, given his age, I could feel the same. But I don’t. I feel betrayed, hurt, old and ugly. We have a close family who would be torn apart if we were to split up. I don’t want to confide in my friends. I don’t know how to get over this.”

 

Is this woman completely out of touch ? Should she splurge some dosh at Lovehoney??

Replies welcome from the Pn’B Massive..........[emoji41][emoji7]

 

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/aug/16/my-husband-of-48-years-is-ogling-women-online?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

 

 

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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/18/prince-andrew-appalled-by-epstein-sex-abuse-claims?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
 
Haven’t seen the Daily Mail video but it seems to have forced Nonce Andrew to ‘make comment’............
 

It’s happening.......Nonce Andrew under further pressure.......[emoji7]
Will he “Do A Jeffrey” ?........
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/22/prince-andrew-epstein-foot-massage?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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