Herman Hessian Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I suppose you'd welcome fiddling with her rather than your usual solo performance... true, right enough - i do like the way she's allowing her fingertips to wander near her f-hole ,and the way that she's cupping her purfling - very suggestive... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 15 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I suppose you'd welcome fiddling with her rather than your usual solo performance... Her arse will go like a fiddlers elbow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Seething. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 7 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: hmmm - not so sure about the widnae - many a good tune played on an old fiddle, an' all that - and I bet she has really nimble fingers, too... She must be shite, she can't afford shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 7 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: hmmm - not so sure about the widnae - many a good tune played on an old fiddle, an' all that - and I bet she has really nimble fingers, too... Her big toe looks like a thumb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Her big toe looks like a thumb. Another Griffiths child found?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 12 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Her big toe looks like a thumb. Good for her if she loses her thumb(s) in some horrific accident or hostage situation. Tbf, most big toes are not dissimilar to thumbs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 28 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I thought all American Football players were gigantic man-mountains but look at this scrawny fellow who is being called one of the greatest of all time: justin tucker - the kicker - GOAT ????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 55 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Good for her if she loses her thumb(s) in some horrific accident or hostage situation. Tbf, most big toes are not dissimilar to thumbs. So she could cut off her big toe and stitch it in place of a thumb in case of an accident? That would mean she could pick a pound coin off the floor but would topple on her arse if she tried to walk to the shop to spend it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: So she could cut off her big toe and stitch it in place of a thumb in case of an accident? That would mean she could pick a pound coin off the floor but would topple on her arse if she tried to walk to the shop to spend it. Would the fact she had her other big toe not mean she would go round in circles rather than fall down? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 i do think that the subject of these musings - the fragrant ms Rachael Podger - needs to be mentioned a bit more often, so there's more of a likelihood she tips up here if she's idly googling her own name at some point - she'll be delighted that we're taking such concern over her post-accident rehabilitation and the fact that she's quite fuckable without even mentioning her virtuoso musical talent which - to be fair - I expect she's bored shitless to keep reading about hiya rachael podger - you dirty ginger minx ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 28 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Would the fact she had her other big toe not mean she would go round in circles rather than fall down? You're probably right. Or like that charity penny box thing where the penny rolls down in ever decreasing circles before falling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Good for her if she loses her thumb(s) in some horrific accident or hostage situation. Tbf, most big toes are not dissimilar to thumbs. Maybe where you come from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 5 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Good for her if she loses her thumb(s) in some horrific accident or hostage situation. Tbf, most big toes are not dissimilar to thumbs. A guy a couple of years below me at school had lost the thumb from one hand (story was he'd reached into a spin dryer before it stopped) and had his big toe transplanted to replace it. Don't feel too sorry for him; he was a ***. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 This clap for NHS seems to have gathered some amount of pace. Last fortnight, nobody cared in my street. Whooping and hollerin' the night. Nuggets. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 IMG_3509.MP4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 4 hours ago, GordonD said: A guy a couple of years below me at school had lost the thumb from one hand (story was he'd reached into a spin dryer before it stopped) and had his big toe transplanted to replace it. Don't feel too sorry for him; he was a ***. A complication of the operation was that his cock got athlete's foot 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Just watched the programme about the 75th anniversary of the liberation of the Bergen-Belsen death camp. The accounts given by survivors and liberators is jaw dropping. Anybody who denies the holocaust ever happened is either a Nazi themselves or a feckin eejit. Sobering stuff but a story that needs to be told. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 It has now become the thing here that at 8pm you go out and howl at the moon. It's actually better than it sounds. 48 minutes and counting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 16 hours ago, GordonD said: A guy a couple of years below me at school had lost the thumb from one hand (story was he'd reached into a spin dryer before it stopped) and had his big toe transplanted to replace it. Don't feel too sorry for him; he was a ***. He speaks very highly of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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