Dee Man Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: I'm not sure her smiling when you got punched in the face necessarily means she "loves watching boxing". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 37 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: PM me bbz x Dont rush. Let it marinate for a while. They arent ready for this yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 A quick poll to decide what hearthammer's currently drinking: A) Turps B) Meths C) PetrolBig pints of Gazprom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 World War 3 is trending. My first thought was, 'Aw FFS, what's going on now?' World War 3 is trending due to four of their 'journalists' including it in their Daily Express articles which covers two separate topics. They really don't get the shit they deserve. In modern times, I'd go as far as saying they've overtaken the Sun in horrendous newspaper stakes. Here are the articles: https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1296551/world-war-3-china-india-military-power-compared-border-clash-spt https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1296508/india-china-attack-news-world-war-3-galwan-valley-india-china-border-shooting https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1296615/world-war-3-kim-jong-un-north-korea-south-korea-donald-trump-spt https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/1296532/world-war-3-nuclear-south-north-korea-safest-countries-destinations-in-the-world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 On 15/06/2020 at 12:43, Shandon Par said: If you're not too well up-to-speed with international drug cartels and the world of heavyweight boxing, this may have gone over your head. A two fight deal was announced the other day between 6ft 6 Anthony Joshua and 6 ft 9 Tyson Fury. A big deal in the world of big boys hitting each other. BT & Sky's two big lads getting it on. Then someone revealed that the deal was brokered by a chap called Daniel Kinahan. If you're still reading this blankly, take a moment to google Daniel Kinahan. Does he like dags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: Does he like dags? It was the sweetener of a new caravan for their mums and a dog each that sealed the deal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: A friend brought back some rum from the Dominican Republic. The locals called in gasoline. We fired into it one night and were hammered for about 2 days. Really didn't feel like it was something humans should be drinking. He shoplifted a load of Monster Munch and running away was tricky as we were both barefooted. Running away shouldn't have been a problem for you, hobbit feet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Also, I have been floored by body shots on multiple occasions but I dont think ever a head shot I'm still pretty new here but has someone not usually made a joke about your height by this point?! Something... Something... How did they reach that far down etc Edited June 16, 2020 by Genuine Hibs Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 I'm still pretty new here but has someone not usually made a joke about your height by this point?!This a statement that's applicable to the half hour following almost every one of my posts tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: World War 3 is trending. My first thought was, 'Aw FFS, what's going on now?' World War 3 is trending due to four of their 'journalists' including it in their Daily Express articles which covers two separate topics. They really don't get the shit they deserve. In modern times, I'd go as far as saying they've overtaken the Sun in horrendous newspaper stakes. Here are the articles: https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1296551/world-war-3-china-india-military-power-compared-border-clash-spt https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1296508/india-china-attack-news-world-war-3-galwan-valley-india-china-border-shooting https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1296615/world-war-3-kim-jong-un-north-korea-south-korea-donald-trump-spt https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/1296532/world-war-3-nuclear-south-north-korea-safest-countries-destinations-in-the-world The India v China shit is handbags on the border that started the other week although admittedly folk getting killed does escalate it slightly. However, as I'm typing this I'm getting a vivid flashback to me posting in the early days of the 'New China Virus' thread saying it was much ado about nothing or words to that effect. <<< not a global affairs expert IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: This a statement that's applicable to the half hour following almost every one of my posts tbf. You'll need to speak up down there, shortarse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 You'll need to speak up down there, shortarse. Still be speaking down to you China chin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: You'll need to speak up down there, shortarse. Still be speaking down to you China chin Racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 39 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: China chin Reported for racism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Bairnardo is cooking for Mullarkey tonight. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Bairnardo is cooking for Mullarkey tonight. Don't come at me like this. Speak to my team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 44 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Bairnardo is cooking for Mullarkey tonight. Don't come at me like this. Speak to my team. How long have you been a lumberjack for Chesswood? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Some mad man has decided that now is the time to cut the grass. In a communal area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Some mad man has decided that now is the time to cut the grass. In a communal area. Was at Fairmuir earlier for a kick about with the bairn. Impossible in 2ft long grass, yet there’s a bit of land on the corner next to my house that’s cut by a cooncil c**t every other week at about 6pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Bairnardo is cooking for Mullarkey tonight. I’m glad he’s dressed down for the occasion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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