Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Tynierose said: @Melanius Mullarkey @Shandon Par These are the bad boys. 2 quid never worn Welcome aboard Sir. Sit back, relax and enjoy the journey. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, Tynierose said: @Melanius Mullarkey @Shandon Par These are the bad boys. 2 quid never worn A very understated outfit. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Are you really a doctor if you don't have the stethoscope round your neck? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 30 minutes ago, Tynierose said: @Melanius Mullarkey @Shandon Par These are the bad boys. 2 quid never worn Ripped off IMO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Ripped off IMO. Is that how you would prefer to see them? Dirty boy! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: I'm only a humble ANP hence why I didn't do the 3/12 lecture of how to wear a stethoscope even when in the canteen. Deary me not like medics to use a 3 letter acronym at least the vets use 4 letters. What's ANP - Angry Nurse Practitioner? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Advanced Nurse Practitioner. You have to do several courses get a masters then get you're advanced title. We work alongside Gp's and unfortunately due to the lack of them you tend to end up seeing us. It's important to remember you're only an ANP despite practice managers thinking you can see the same level of complex patient that a gp can. This is despite the fact that GP's are incredibly well trained, have shit loads of experience and generally know what they're doing. Well a lot of them are. Anp's not so much. As long as you know your limitations then you're fine. It's the ones who actually think they're as good as a GP that end up in the shit. I'm fine as I know I'm bang average. If a load of photos of tick bites arrive in front of you today then they're from me. Quite like this new way of just sending photos of various body parts to the doctor, rather than having to sit in a waiting room with noisy kids and spluttering coffin-dodgers in searing heat listening to Forth FM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Advanced Nurse Practitioner. You have to do several courses get a masters then get you're advanced title. We work alongside Gp's and unfortunately due to the lack of them you tend to end up seeing us. It's important to remember you're only an ANP despite practice managers thinking you can see the same level of complex patient that a gp can. This is despite the fact that GP's are incredibly well trained, have shit loads of experience and generally know what they're doing. Well a lot of them are. Anp's not so much. As long as you know your limitations then you're fine. It's the ones who actually think they're as good as a GP that end up in the shit. I'm fine as I know I'm bang average. Good stuff, presumably you would just need to make your hand writing illegible and wear a stethoscope correctly then your get to be a GP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 42 minutes ago, 101 said: Good stuff, presumably you would just need to make your hand writing illegible and wear a stethoscope correctly then your get to be a GP Don’t forget the soggy biscuit cock in pint initiation ceremony as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 hour ago, 101 said: Deary me not like medics to use a 3 letter acronym at least the vets use 4 letters. What's ANP - Angry Nurse Practitioner? Anal Nonce p***k surely...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 I thought he'd just get let off the let off https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53072756 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Yesterday, i managed to prepare, devein and cook perfectly the bag of prawns i'd been given a couple of days earlier. First time i've attempted the process as i normally get them pre-shelled and prepped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: I've just booked my first post lockdown haircut. July 9th, 12:30pm. OK, now I'm confused. Can I now get my hair cut on June 29th as "all business' with front and back doors can re-open from then"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 14 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Are you still talking about barbers? Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Welcome aboard Sir. Sit back, relax and enjoy the journey. 8 hours ago, Tynierose said: @Melanius Mullarkey @Shandon Par These are the bad boys. 2 quid never worn Ah, crap 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 The green-trousered pod people are taking over. Does every NHS treatment room look the same? Impressive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 9 hours ago, Tynierose said: @Melanius Mullarkey @Shandon Par These are the bad boys. 2 quid never worn 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Welcome aboard Sir. Sit back, relax and enjoy the journey. 25 minutes ago, Cyclizine said: Ah, crap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 24 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Does every NHS treatment room look the same? Impressive. There used to be a carpet in the office until it was deemed a biohazard and got torn up. Giggedy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, Tynierose said: I miss the 1.99 per square yard carpet tbh. I think it predated decimalisation, to be fair. Possibly even the formation of the NHS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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