Shandon Par Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 58 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: @Shandon Par You'd have one of those outfits if they came in your favourite shade of sex offender green. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Bold Rover said: Do you think your last paragraph no longer happens, also? Maybe a better phrase would be "A modern twist on..." Although I was thinking of the scene in 'The Sopranos' when Paulie Walnuts wanders into a new shopping development and tries to shake down a Starbucks type coffee shop. The manager had to explain to him that everything is tracked via computer, down to the last coffee bean. There was no way for him to bury the monthly payment Paulie was expecting. I'm sure independent businesses still have to deal with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Can't remember where I seen them posted before so here 4 crackers from 'Wish' whilst I browse on the shitey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 6 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: it was like receiving a compliment from Hitler on how well I was keeping the ovens running. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Out for a walk earlier. In Dundee. Spoiler Not even fucking joking. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Out for a walk earlier. Where have you buried her, you monster! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Swannie Ponds has flourished during lockdown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 f**k me. I'd no idea Ian Holm was 88. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 38 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Out for a walk earlier. In Dundee. Reveal hidden contents Not even fucking joking. Are they your hand-me-downs she’s wearing? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Sometimes you see things rated online that you wouldn't expect, like a Sheriff Court or a police station - "I noticed the stairs of Maryhill Police Station were needing a sweep as I fell down them. Would not recommend" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Are they your hand-me-downs she’s wearing? She'd probably run away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Out for a walk earlier. In Dundee. Hide contents Not even fucking joking. Your legs will be invisible in the greenery. IMO. Edited June 19, 2020 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Your legs will be invisible in the greenery. IMO. If anyone sees him they'll think he's just an upper torso hovering about looking like Orko from He-Man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 I've always thought sleep masks are virtually useless, as light leaks in from the bottom. Turns out I've been using them wrong; you turn them backwards and flip the shaped nose cover up the bridge of your nose to make a perfect blackout seal. Very useful at this time of year. Not sure if I'm an idiot for not knowing this already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 There's a guy Bruce Harper from Dundee that's had his fair share of mental health issues (at one point, was permanent resident in a ward) and goes a bit stabby then gets the jail. I've been sent a video early this morning through WhatsApp of a recording of a Snapchat he's sent and it looks like he's went a big bit stabby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 55 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: There's a guy Bruce Harper from Dundee that's had his fair share of mental health issues (at one point, was permanent resident in a ward) and goes a bit stabby then gets the jail. I've been sent a video early this morning through WhatsApp of a recording of a Snapchat he's sent and it looks like he's went a big bit stabby. As the old saying goes: don't cover your mouth when coughing, get stabbed. One nearby shop worker said: “An argument started when someone was coughing and spluttering but they were not wearing a face mask. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/1387508/man-arrested-in-connection-with-stabbing-at-broughty-ferry-shops/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: As the old saying goes: don't cover your mouth when coughing, get stabbed. One nearby shop worker said: “An argument started when someone was coughing and spluttering but they were not wearing a face mask. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/1387508/man-arrested-in-connection-with-stabbing-at-broughty-ferry-shops/ Aye, that's not his doing. The Facebook comments on that one were quite scary "You wouldn't expect this is Barnhill". "Nothi g like this ever happens in Broughty Ferry!". f**k up, hens. It happens every week, just not in broad daylight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 You've got to hand it to the reporters for managing to get hold of the people at the centre of the story. A nearby resident said: “I didn’t see anything until all the police arrived. I don’t know what happened but there was quite a lot of commotion.” 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Dee Man said: As the old saying goes: don't cover your mouth when coughing, get stabbed. One nearby shop worker said: “An argument started when someone was coughing and spluttering but they were not wearing a face mask. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/1387508/man-arrested-in-connection-with-stabbing-at-broughty-ferry-shops/ 'A nearby resident said: “I didn’t see anything until all the police arrived. I don’t know what happened but there was quite a lot of commotion.”' Talk about padding it out... ETA: Thanks GordonD Edited June 21, 2020 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: ETA: Thanks GordonD You're welcome. Us old-timers have to stick together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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