mathematics Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What's the sinister black thing in the corner, is it you? It’s a sword, with something black draped over it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Good job, but the lack of symmetry makes it a no from me, sorry. It’s perfectly symmetrical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 minute ago, mathematics said: It’s perfectly symmetrical. Back row pillows aren't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 18 minutes ago, mathematics said: Hours later. Myra Hindley and Ian Brady in the photo frames I assume? 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Death row penpals? Genuinely just a couple of normal photos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Just now, Boghead ranter said: Back row pillows aren't Bloody pillows need binned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, mathematics said: It’s a sword, with something black draped over it. Of course it is, silly me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Of course it is, silly me. Might be Mrs Mathematics’ nightcap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 14 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 18 minutes ago, throbber said: There’s an app called any list that me and the Mrs use for this sort of thing that has significantly improved both of our lives. That's an awful wordy app, be quicker with pen and paper. A pen and paper is just another extra thing to remember on way to the shop though. Me and the Mrs had planned on making our own advert promoting the any list app that we were going to sell to the app company pre lockdown - basically i would see her in the shops struggling with a pen and paper and come up to her and recommend the app and then the scene cuts into the future where we had fallen in love with each other and were making our wedding arrangements on the app just to show how versatile it can be. i also get to have good clean fun like this which is something you can’t quite get from a pen and paper: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 hour ago, mathematics said: Hours later. There's a horse's head and when you're in the bed a horse's arse so where's the middle bit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, mathematics said: Genuinely just a couple of normal photos. "These are just our normal photos, Officer. No further investigation required, I assure you". Edited November 15, 2020 by BFTD My typings 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 On 12/11/2020 at 12:05, Szamo's_Ammo said: Too young to remember World Cup 98 but I was looking through things that happened in that year to see if it could jog my memory. What a game this was. I wish I was too young to remember the 1966 one... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 6 hours ago, mathematics said: Mrs Mathematics has bought as new bed. Being the dutiful husband boy that does what he’s told, I made sure to measure out the bedroom to make sure that it’ll fit ok. Naturally, I didn’t think to measure the space available on the stairs up to the bedroom. We bought a settee and never thought if it would go through the hall,it didn't but somehow fitted in the livingroom window. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 A racing pigeon from Belgium has set a new record after being sold for €1.6m ($1.9m, £1.4m). New Kim, a two-year-old female, was initially put up for auction for just €200, but was bought by a bidder from China on Sunday for the record amount. Kurt Van de Wouwer, whose family bred and owned the pigeon, said they were "in shock" at the news, according to Reuters news agency. The previous record holder was a four-year-old male who sold for €1.25m. Champion racer Armando, who was nicknamed the "Lewis Hamilton of pigeons" after the Formula 1 world champion, was retired and had already fathered a number of chicks when he was put up for sale in 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 hour ago, bennett said: A racing pigeon from Belgium has set a new record after being sold for €1.6m ($1.9m, £1.4m). New Kim, a two-year-old female, was initially put up for auction for just €200, but was bought by a bidder from China on Sunday for the record amount. Kurt Van de Wouwer, whose family bred and owned the pigeon, said they were "in shock" at the news, according to Reuters news agency. The previous record holder was a four-year-old male who sold for €1.25m. Champion racer Armando, who was nicknamed the "Lewis Hamilton of pigeons" after the Formula 1 world champion, was retired and had already fathered a number of chicks when he was put up for sale in 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Phone catching is possible, apologies to Magee for doubting him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 4 hours ago, mathematics said: Bloody pillows need binned. They do indeed, along with the bloody sheets and murder weapon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Devi Sridhar is a fucking boot, pass it on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Is this... is this comedy? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Is this... is this comedy? As if proof was needed, the c**t never falls far from the tree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 What is the "Auchterarder Chippy podcast" nonsense all about on the forum? It's pie and povril. Peh and Bovrul. A fucking Chippy? A Chippy podcast, what are they going to talk about?! A new low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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