jamamafegan Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 She’s a lesbian. I think he meant he wid happily receive her golden shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 I just read an interview with Rod Stewart on BBC. By f**k that man has a special power to make skin crawl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 19 minutes ago, throbber said: She’s a lesbian. That wouldn't stop him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 9 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: I think he meant he wid happily receive her golden shower. It didn’t look particularly golden, it was clear which suggests she likes to keep well hydrated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 2 hours ago, throbber said: It didn’t look particularly golden, it was clear which suggests she likes to keep well hydrated. What are you drinking thread for this pish . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 7 hours ago, throbber said: https://www.stereogum.com/2167367/brass-against-welcome-to-rockville-pee-apology/news/ I'm genuinely stunned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm genuinely stunned. She keeps on singing whilst urinating very powerfully onto him and I don’t think the band and audience quite know how to react. I bet she started regretting it midflow but it was too late to stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, throbber said: She keeps on singing whilst urinating very powerfully onto him and I don’t think the band and audience quite know how to react. I bet she started regretting it midflow but it was too late to stop. We’ve all been there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I just read an interview with Rod Stewart on BBC. By f**k that man has a special power to make skin crawl. This is worse than the pissing woman: Quote I'm sure everybody is asking you about the song Kookooaramabama. Where does that term come from? We were in the studio and we'd laid down the track, and I had the [backing singers] in there and I just started singing it: "Kookooaramabama!" It just was so rhythmic and catchy - and that's the wonder of making music. Suddenly you think of this idea, and you can go and do it. The song is an ode to the joys of sex, which is something you've never been shy about talking about in your music. There's a few sexy tracks on the album, you know? One More Time is about when you break up and you say, "Oh come on, let's have one more shag," although I've never done that myself. And the second track [Gabriella] is about a girl who decides to give up her virginity and goes out to choose the right guy. They're all sexy tracks. If it's not a rude question, what is your libido like now you're in your 70s? [Laughing] You just mind your own business! It's okay - but I'm not going to tell you any more than that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 I bet he hasn’t had an erection since 2006. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 What happened in 2006? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, BFTD said: What happened in 2006? He doesn't want to talk about it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 15 minutes ago, BFTD said: What happened in 2006? Microsoft office 2007 was released. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Microsoft office 2007 was released. Rock 'n' Roll really is dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 I got a 6 pack in last night which saw me nicely through the football. I had the presence of mind to record the game, so tonight I've got another 6 pack and am just about to watch the whole game all over again. I won't be deleting this recording anytime soon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 4 hours ago, throbber said: She keeps on singing whilst urinating very powerfully onto him and I don’t think the band and audience quite know how to react. I bet she started regretting it midflow but it was too late to stop. No, that was Van Morrison. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Rock 'n' Roll really is dead. Yeah, ribbons instead of drop down menus tho. You can’t get more rock n roll than that. Nae wonder rod popped a stuffy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 1 hour ago, ICTJohnboy said: I got a 6 pack in last night which saw me nicely through the football. I had the presence of mind to record the game, so tonight I've got another 6 pack and am just about to watch the whole game all over again. I won't be deleting this recording anytime soon! Do beers still get sold in packs of 6? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 1 minute ago, throbber said: Do beers still get sold in packs of 6? If they know you, they'll break up a pack for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 39 minutes ago, throbber said: Do beers still get sold in packs of 6? I'm going through a Bud phase just now. https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/261939947 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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