Sugar_Army Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 About 1990 the Megabowl in Dundee used to do £1 a pint on a Wednesday night. Then you could walk (stagger) across to the Venue night club opposite, pay £5 as it was student night and all beers and spirits were 10p. If you wanted a dash of coke in your vodka it was an extra 35p. Needless it lead to absolute carnage on a midweek sesh. My mate was woken by his dad in the middle of the night by him switching on his bedroom light. Then he heard him utter "Get up ya fucking idiot I need a pish'. Yep, my mate was curled up sleeping in the bath. Another morning he woke, got ready for work but had a feeling of dread but unsure why. He then passed his parents open bedroom door and noticed a mop and bucket leaning against the laundry basket. Just as he started to take stock of what he was seeing he heard his father shout "That better all be mopped, washed and ironed by the time I get home after work or you are oot the fucking hoose" and then the sound of the front door slamming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jacksgranda Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 11 hours ago, pandarilla said: Folk will go back further and trump me, but uni prices in late 90s Glasgow was 65p for vodka and mixer. What a time that was. After an hour or two you were spending the change you'd received on the next couple of drinks. When I came over to NI it was 30 pence a pint/ vodka, which I though was shocking compared to Scotland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 7 hours ago, Sugar_Army said: the Venue night club Ooya fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 It's hard to beat a nice cup of tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 (edited) I've found myself converting to Mother's Pride* in the latest stage of turning into an old man. Next I'll be doing things like commenting on how nice cups of tea are. *great for toasties btw Edited June 5, 2021 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 I've found myself converting to Mother's Pride* already in the latest stage of turning into an old man. Next I'll be doing things like commenting on how nice cups of tea are. *great for toasties btwCups of tea are fucking class. One of lifes great equalisers. Stands beside the pint in terms of importance and magnitude, if you think you are too good to make someone a cup of tea, just like folk who dont stand their round in the pub, it marks you out as an absolute wrongun. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 43 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: It's hard to beat a nice cup of tea. I'm having one now - it's one of those that is just perfectly brewed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 (edited) "... and can you really emphasise the triple chin please, I think she'll really appreciate it" Edited June 5, 2021 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 What's his reason for doing that then?Is that just to wind-up his wife? Because i don't think he's thought it through.There is no good outcome for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 minute ago, pandarilla said: What's his reason for doing that then? Is that just to wind-up his wife? Because i don't think he's thought it through. There is no good outcome for that. "One UK man just horrified the living daylights out of his wife as he got a tattoo on his thigh of her snoring! James McGraw, 40, wanted revenge on his wife, Kelly, for giving him a bad haircut as a prank. So, as a result, he took a photo of his wife sleeping during a trip and got that photo tattooed on him." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 43 minutes ago, Avon Barksdale said: madwullie's make up gift for calling his wife fat probably wasn't the best 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 What's his reason for doing that then?Is that just to wind-up his wife? Because i don't think he's thought it through.There is no good outcome for that. I actually think it's pretty funny, it's on his thigh so its hardly something that's going to be on display 24/7. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 I've found myself converting to Mother's Pride* in the latest stage of turning into an old man. Next I'll be doing things like commenting on how nice cups of tea are. *great for toasties btwMothers Pride makes the best toast hands down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Really need a decent loaf you can slice yourself if you want top grade toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 4 hours ago, Avon Barksdale said: @throbber is that you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: I'm in Dundee, been to transport museum, had a walk through centre and about to go on the Discovery. Very pleasant. Welcome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 6 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: It's hard to beat a nice cup of tea. ^^^^^ Boy George found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 I actually think it's pretty funny, it's on his thigh so its hardly something that's going to be on display 24/7.I guess that it's funny for other people - but he's left with it. A constant reminder of your wife looking at her worst? Fair enough.I'm not a fan tattoos at all, but at least having something that gives you a bit of joy or pride makes sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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