19QOS19 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Looked out the window and there was a young boy (8/9) sitting on the road next to his bike and another boy behind him (10ish). A bit further away is a young teenager chucking stones at the wee fella with another teen standing next to him. Before I could read the situation and chase the little c**t, both groups went their own way. I kept an eye on the little c***s as the stone thrower was picking more stones up from gardens on his way up the street. As he went out of sight from my window the younger boys walked past with two other young lads (between 8-10 I'd guess). For fear that the older c***s would jump the wee guys I went outside to check they were ok. And I see at the end of the street the group of 4 launching stones and chasing the two little b*****ds out the street [emoji38] Absolutely glorious viewing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Having moved into our new house 3 weeks ago we have now spent £4k,thank god we saved up as we are nowhere near finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Having moved into our new house 3 weeks ago we have now spent £4k,thank god we saved up as we are nowhere near finished.We moved in to ours about 4 years ago and have probably spent close to 30K getting it up to scratch (inside and out) and it's still nowhere near finished. A working project. Have to admit though it's good when you see something finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 I've won the last two "last man standing" in work, £400 all in. Today was the euro sweepie draw. England, Wales and France left. Got Wales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 On 10/05/2021 at 02:06, Peter Grant said: If only @Dee Man was still around I could make a joke about DJ Assault and someone would get it. Ass N Fencing was an early demo version of Ass N Titties. Hope you’re okay Dee Man. I’m sure the police will eventually accept your story that those truck shop prozzies chopped themselves up. Hi Shandon. My brother is going for his HGV licence and we joked yesterday about how the theory test should consist of questions about your knowledge of red light districts in major cities and the ideal carpet size to roll up a human body. We laughed anyway and that's the main thing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Oops! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Last night it was stormy AF (as f**k). A guy walked into the petrol station I was in, pushing his motorbike and absolutely soaked to the skin. I've got no idea how long he'd been walking for but it looked like it must have been for quite a while judging by how soaked he was and his pissed off expression. I was only in for a coffee and he came in asking why the pumps weren't working and had it explained to him that the entire system was down due to the storm. Will I go to the bad fire for laughing hard internally? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 And one by Throbber... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 On 28/05/2021 at 17:03, ICTChris said: Dr Christian lost his libel action, has to shell out £125,000. Has started a crowdfunder to pay for it! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-57268308 I get the feeling I’m the only person interested in this but saw this Twitter thread about this case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Crazy sky. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I get the feeling I’m the only person interested in this but saw this Twitter thread about this case. It's like when you were wee (my kids do this all the time) and as long as you just kept telling lies and didn't admit it noone could say you'd done anything wrong, no matter how incongruous and fantastical the lies were. Just fucking admit it mate ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Slenderman said: Crazy sky. Astonishingly good. But the Photography Thread for this pish please. Edited May 29, 2021 by alta-pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Slenderman said: Crazy sky. Just another evening on the Clyde Riviera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 11 hours ago, Slenderman said: Crazy sky. Shepherds delight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 19 hours ago, Dee Man said: Hi Shandon. My brother is going for his HGV licence and we joked yesterday about how the theory test should consist of questions about your knowledge of red light districts in major cities and the ideal carpet size to roll up a human body. We laughed anyway and that's the main thing. Where the f**k have you been anyway? Did they find the bodies and give you a custodial? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 40 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Where the f**k have you been anyway? Did they find the bodies and give you a custodial? It’s Australia m8. The court probably decided the Sheilas brought it upon themselves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 McCaskie of Wemyss Bay's breakfast muffin: a fucking enormous slab of pork round slice; tattie scone; black pudding; cheese; bacon; and a fried egg. Breakfast of champions. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 36 minutes ago, virginton said: McCaskie of Wemyss Bay's breakfast muffin: a fucking enormous slab of pork round slice; tattie scone; black pudding; cheese; bacon; and a fried egg. Breakfast of champions. The wee place that does the rolls at Fishnish on the other Mull ferry route was equally oversized when I had a munch there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 13 hours ago, Slenderman said: Crazy sky. Should put that in the photography thread, that’s awesome. Tbh I’d even consider getting that enlarged (no euph), framed and up on a wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 14 hours ago, Slenderman said: Crazy sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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