Venti Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 30 minutes ago, Spring Onion said: Now they know that we know that they know that we know. Once they get in here... It's over pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 11 hours ago, Marlo Stanfield said: And so it begins... Bloody SNP Orcas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Want an extra hour or two in bed every morning, turn off the alarm clock.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Beginning to understand why that Don Kneelcaster lad has been punted from the Thistle forums... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Some exceptionally creepy posts from @Nkomo-A-Gogo in the Phil Schofield topic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 49 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Some exceptionally creepy posts from @Nkomo-A-Gogo in the Phil Schofield topic. If you or anyone else are uncomfortable with a man having a relationship with an of age person of the same sex then I suggest you are homophobes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 29 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: If you or anyone else are uncomfortable with a man having a relationship with an of age person of the same sex then I suggest you are homophobes. I'm just very uncomfortable with grown adults being classed as "golden" for shagging 16 year olds. If that makes me a homophobe ( ) then I'm comfortable with that, it sure beats being a nonce. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 To quote one of P&B's great philosophers, @throbber, if you are Schofield's age and you have sex with a 16 year old, you may not be a nonce in the eyes of the law but you are to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 With a lump of lard to cook the chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 8 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: To quote one of P&B's great philosophers, @throbber, if you are Schofield's age and you have sex with a 16 year old, you may not be a nonce in the eyes of the law but you are to me. It wasn’t me who said this - you are giving me false praise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, throbber said: It wasn’t me who said this - you are giving me false praise. All praise is false, especially when you're involved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: All praise is false, especially when you're involved. Exactly. It’s a shame I can’t put my name to that one though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 14 minutes ago, throbber said: Exactly. It’s a shame I can’t put my name to that one though. I'm joking, your homespun musings are an inspiration to many on here, from the youngest incel to the bitterest old divorcee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: I'm joking, your homespun musings are an inspiration to many on here, from the youngest incel to the bitterest old divorcee. And I’m back in the room. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 (edited) Not exactly a world record. 2mins 22s Holding my breath swimming earlier. Had to tell the lifeguard at the Waterfront what I was up to. ETA: To put into context, I'm doing scuba/snorkel etc on my holidays. (Not entirely crazy) Edited May 21, 2023 by Venti 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 (edited) I Drove All Night doesn't sound as creepy when it's sung by Belinda Carlisle. "Crept in your room, to make love to you, is that alright?" - Belinda back in her prime? Fair enough. Then you hear Roy Orbison sing it... Edited May 21, 2023 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 33 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I Drove All Night doesn't sound as creepy when it's sound by Belinda Carlisle. "Crept in your room, to make love to you, is that alright?" - Belinda back in her prime? Fair enough. Then you hear Roy Orbison sing it... The big O going beast mode with those shades is nightmare fuel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Venti said: Not exactly a world record. 2mins 22s Holding my breath swimming earlier. Had to tell the lifeguard at the Waterfront what I was up to. ETA: To put into context, I'm doing scuba/snorkel etc on my holidays. (Not entirely crazy) ^^^matter of opinion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 (edited) Anybody seen beige-coloured wild rabbits before? I'm by a field on Deeside and there's at least half a dozen of them alongside your standard brown/grey ones (and a black one). Shite res', but you can see the colour: Edited May 21, 2023 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 30 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Anybody seen beige-coloured wild rabbits before? I'm by a field on Deeside and there's at least half a dozen of them alongside your standard brown/grey ones (and a black one). Shite res', but you can see the colour: I mind when the cryptozoologists would fake pictures of Bigfoot and Chupacabra on their 0.3mpx cameraphones; "slightly pale bunny" is really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Wait...is that a rock monster on the right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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