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In my case, my brother went out with a girl for a few months and they broke up, but on good terms. 

He had a new years party and she was there, as was I. I saw him talking to her and thought it was about me. All night she was flirting with me. My brother took me aside and said I should play my cards right, as she was keen. I suspect he was trying to make it happen. 

She was pretty, but I could never go there. All I kept thinking was "he'll have smacked his knob off her face" - something he said he liked to do. Called it a Slabberdash. She kissed me at the bells and I was really turned off at the thought. 

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5 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Are you and your mate getting together in the pub later to compare notes ?

Personally, I find it a bit odd that you would want to announce this on a public forum. You might now be on the same Watchlist as red23.

You come across as a fucking weirdo. HTH.

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1 hour ago, scottsdad said:

All I kept thinking was "he'll have smacked his knob off her face" - something he said he liked to do. Called it a Slabberdash. She kissed me at the bells and I was really turned off at the thought. 

Also known as a 'mushroom tattoo', according to *ahem*, a friend............................

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18 hours ago, scottsdad said:

The wife bought fluffy bedsheets. Undersheet and pillow cases. 

Very comfortable but bloody roasting. Spent half of last night with no duvet on.

New sheets, frequent weekends away with "mates." 

Hmm...

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14 hours ago, scottsdad said:

In my case, my brother went out with a girl for a few months and they broke up, but on good terms. 

He had a new years party and she was there, as was I. I saw him talking to her and thought it was about me. All night she was flirting with me. My brother took me aside and said I should play my cards right, as she was keen. I suspect he was trying to make it happen. 

She was pretty, but I could never go there. All I kept thinking was "he'll have smacked his knob off her face" - something he said he liked to do. Called it a Slabberdash. She kissed me at the bells and I was really turned off at the thought. 

Apparently lassies are into this as well... 

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