RH33 Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 9 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Holy f**k. They can dry themselves with a single flannel? What a load of shite. Reminds me of 'Top Tips' in Viz. If I'm changing the hand towel anyway I often use it to dry myself after a shower rather than a full size towel! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Madame RH33 said: If I'm changing the hand towel anyway I often use it to dry myself after a shower rather than a full size towel! Is it because it takes so long and you would be dry just standing still? Edit, just noticed you said hand towel. That I can see working, but not a flannel. Edited January 7 by johnnydun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 4 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Holy f**k. They can dry themselves with a single flannel? What a load of shite. Reminds me of 'Top Tips' in Viz. If Div would finance bringing it to press, we could probably conjure up enough ideas between us to bring about our very own P&B, Jack Monroe/Viz fusion inspired guide to thriftiness. Save money on toilet paper by simply scraping your hoop with a razor blade or shard of glass. For the hairy arsed among us this would handily double up in taking care of some manscaping at the same time. Can't afford a haircut? Simply set fire to your tresses until they reach the desired length, then pat the flames out with a damp Shi Tzu. In doing this the dog can then run around outside to dry off, saving you the cost of washing/drying a towel. Any more ideas welcome, then we can approach the man in the hot tub about the production costs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 I just had a pizza topped with pepperoni, bacon and mozzarella sticks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 44 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: I just had a pizza topped with pepperoni, bacon and mozzarella sticks. Brave dinner with the state of the NHS currently M9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 A child or a woman might be able to dry themselves with a small towel but nobody with any body hair is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 Wish I’d read the Jack Monroe stuff earlier. I could have save a fortune wrapping the wife’s Christmas fags in farmfoods leaflets. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 East Fife are back on the winning trail! Fitba is the beautiful game once again 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 6 hours ago, 'WellDel said: If Div would finance bringing it to press, we could probably conjure up enough ideas between us to bring about our very own P&B, Jack Monroe/Viz fusion inspired guide to thriftiness. Save money on toilet paper by simply scraping your hoop with a razor blade or shard of glass. For the hairy arsed among us this would handily double up in taking care of some manscaping at the same time. Can't afford a haircut? Simply set fire to your tresses until they reach the desired length, then pat the flames out with a damp Shi Tzu. In doing this the dog can then run around outside to dry off, saving you the cost of washing/drying a towel. Any more ideas welcome, then we can approach the man in the hot tub about the production costs. Considering how hot the car gets in the summer when parked in the sun I've sometimes considered drying clothes in it, the advantage being you wouldn't have to rush to bring them in if starts to rain The disadvantage being people passing by in the street could see your washing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: Considering how hot the car gets in the summer when parked in the sun I've sometimes considered drying clothes in it, the advantage being you wouldn't have to rush to bring them in if starts to rain The disadvantage being people passing by in the street could see your washing But your Y-fronts would deter car thieves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 10 minutes ago, GordonD said: But your Y-fronts would deter car thieves. But perhaps encourage perverts. I’d certainly steer clear of the car park in the sky at Gleniffer with my skegs at the window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 I thought that the majority of guys moisturised. It seems like the opposite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I thought that the majority of guys moisturised. It seems like the opposite. I do. I am pretty set in my ways though tbh. Its just part of my routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I do. I am pretty set in my ways though tbh. Its just part of my routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion I set that one up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I set that one up. Absolutely. One thing I know about the Internet, is that any time moisturiser gets mentioned, that gets posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 17 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I thought that the majority of guys moisturised. It seems like the opposite. I do. Keeps me looking 41. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 I must have a dozen or so mens moisturisers lying around the bathroom from various gift packs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 11 minutes ago, bennett said: I must have a dozen or so mens moisturisers lying around the bathroom Don't all the men get jealous of each other? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: Considering how hot the car gets in the summer when parked in the sun I've sometimes considered drying clothes in it, the advantage being you wouldn't have to rush to bring them in if starts to rain The disadvantage being people passing by in the street could see your washing ^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 55 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I thought that the majority of guys moisturised. It seems like the opposite. I think most men moisturise at least one body part on a regular basis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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