Jacksgranda Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 On 21/06/2023 at 12:56, Bairnardo said: Lawyer translates Bible into Doric over 17 years - BBC News Words can't adequately describe how cringy I find this It would be a lot easier to read than the authorised version, imho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 On 21/06/2023 at 17:05, GordonD said: Had an MRI scan on my leg last week, part of the routine follow-up to having a sarcoma removed last year. Got the result today - all clear! Excellent news 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 24 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Apparently I am not tied to my optician but they've taken all my details and I don't want to phone around loads to get seen sooner and have my phone constantly ringing with opticians wanting to speak to me about my eyes. When they want to talk to you about other parts of your body, get them blocked. I had a hospital appointment yesterday about my eyes. (I've got glaucoma - I've also got a cataract starting now.) I was there early and they took me right away, there seemed to be a distinct lack of patients. An hour and a quarter later I left, I certainly got my money's worth with everything from measuring my field of vision to an eye scan to your standard eye test. Keep taking the eye drops, and back in 6 months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 34 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: It would be a lot easier to read than the authorised version, imho Aye maybe but as soon as you started reading it some twat from Fraserburgh would appear from nowhere and started loudly insisting that "I BET YOU DINNA EVEN KEN FIT THAT MEANS HAHAHAHAHA" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 46 minutes ago, Rugster said: Why are you going to an optician for a hunchback? Probably better calling @eddiemunster 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 44 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I had a hospital appointment yesterday about my eyes. (I've got glaucoma - I've also got a cataract starting now.) I was there early and they took me right away, there seemed to be a distinct lack of patients. Maybe the place was packed but you just didn't see them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Maybe the place was packed but you just didn't see them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Maybe the place was packed but you just didn't see them. Just now, Jacksgranda said: Glad you saw the funny side (no pun intended that time) as I felt a bit guilty, especially after your response to my MRI post! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Glad you saw the funny side (no pun intended that time) as I felt a bit guilty, especially after your response to my MRI post! My eyes aren't that bad, my eyesight is still up to DVLA requirements, according to the doctor, so that'll do me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 54 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: When they want to talk to you about other parts of your body, get them blocked. I had a hospital appointment yesterday about my eyes. (I've got glaucoma - I've also got a cataract starting now.) I was there early and they took me right away, there seemed to be a distinct lack of patients. An hour and a quarter later I left, I certainly got my money's worth with everything from measuring my field of vision to an eye scan to your standard eye test. Keep taking the eye drops, and back in 6 months. 'Much was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 @Derry Alli, get yourself down to Matthews Chinese supermarket off the Seagate. They'll sort you out with a wok for ironing your shirts. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 I had a disciplinary case a few weeks back. The student claimed that she plagiarised her coursework because she was having eye irritation caused by contact lenses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I had a disciplinary case a few weeks back. The student claimed that she plagiarised her coursework because she was having eye irritation caused by contact lenses. I feel a bit of sympathy for these cheats, must be hard not to be tempted if you're falling way behind in your work and you hear about other students getting away with it. Didn't used to be an option in my day or I might have tried it on occasion. Though I think I'd have had the sense to use it as template and totally rewrite it. Edited June 23, 2023 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Derry Alli said: Apparently I am not tied to my optician but they've taken all my details and I don't want to phone around loads to get seen sooner and have my phone constantly ringing with opticians wanting to speak to me about my eyes. Ya 4 eyed nerd. Hope you're ok mate, just a shame you need to look in the mirror at that mug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 @Derry Alli pics or gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: @Derry Alli pics or gtf Spoiler Try not to get lost in them, mate x. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Hide contents Try not to get lost in them, mate x. Have had tougher wanks, no doubt will again. See u in 3 mins xxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 42 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Reveal hidden contents Try not to get lost in them, mate x. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: Reveal hidden contents Try not to get lost in them, mate x. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Is this an upgrade to the TFS hot tub? A club truly like no other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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