tamthebam Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, RH33 said: I had a dream last night Deviant p&B one I'm not sure I'll recover. What would a deviant P&B dream be? A red dotting spree? Forgetting "pics or.."? Agreeing with VT? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 2 hours ago, RH33 said: I had a dream last night Deviant p&B one I'm not sure I'll recover. STAY! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkant said: Is it DD3 you live in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkant said: Well this is awkward... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 7 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: B.A.S.T.A.R.D! Dishwasher just packed in. Water pouring out of it. Inlet tap turned off. F.E.C.K. ! We have visitors coming tonight... Hats off to you for letting us know your kitchen is flooding, you’ve got visitors on the way and you’ve still got time to post your troubles on here. Multitasking at its finest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Well this is awkward... Your postings account for 73% of all perverted activity in the area, tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 10 hours ago, johnnydun said: Is it DD3 you live in? 9 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Well this is awkward... On the phone to lawyers as I type. Say nothing DA. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 10 hours ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: Hats off to you for letting us know your kitchen is flooding, you’ve got visitors on the way and you’ve still got time to post your troubles on here. Multitasking at its finest. Once you have stopped any more water going into the machine, mopped the floor and put towels down round it, there's not that much more to do, TBH. Waiting for call back from Mr fixit. A lot of them seem to be very busy at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 4 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Once you have stopped any more water going into the machine, mopped the floor and put towels down round it, there's not that much more to do, TBH. Waiting for call back from Mr fixit. A lot of them seem to be very busy at the moment. At current prices, unless it’s a recent machine, probably better to replace it. Assuming a competent/correct install, it’s an easy DIY job…assuming… Tends to be between 2 and 8 screws to fix in place, screw jack legs to level it, an electrical plug and pretty simple plumbing hookup. In most cases, it should slide out after you release the screws holding it into the cabinet surround. This will also allow you to clean up the water properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/jan/12/man-disability-benefits-leg-amputated-court-marius-gustavson-eunuch-maker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 When your mate comes round and you have to hide the Charlie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 I just turned my TV over and was immediately hit with a shot of a guy on Jackass standing completely naked with a bit of honeycomb attached to his dick while bees swarmed around it and him. I think I should start going to bed earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Nice pub for sale in Glasgow city centre https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86659578#/?channel=COM_BUY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 3 hours ago, throbber said: Nice pub for sale in Glasgow city centre https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86659578#/?channel=COM_BUY That seems an incredibly high priced valuation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: That seems an incredibly high priced valuation. You’ll make that back in a couple of months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 It’s properly fucking cold today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 hours ago, Derry Alli said: That seems an incredibly high priced valuation. I don’t think there’s much money in pubs - also if it was that profitable a business the family wouldn’t be selling after 40 years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 18 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I just turned my TV over and was immediately hit with a shot of a guy on Jackass standing completely naked with a bit of honeycomb attached to his dick while bees swarmed around it and him. I think I should start going to bed earlier. did it bring you out in hives? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 On 14/07/2023 at 13:16, Oystercatcher said: I was cutting a hedge this morning and the customers neighbour came over to ask if I could do his garden too, after explaining that I am too busy to do it today he said no bother and I replied, keep it easy. Keep it easy, I don't even know what that means and although it happened a few hours ago I'm still cringing at my self. Keep it easy Figure enough time has now passed to check in with @Oystercatcher and see how he feels about this today. Had you forgotten about it? Have you said it again? Has your face gone red again as you reach the end of this reminder? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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