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On 25/11/2023 at 00:39, BFTD said:

They'll likely be gone by the morning, so here's a peek at the kind of posts that P&B currently attracts while most of us are sleeping...

Waiting for a response about whether Mama Hadija can do anything about Dunbar United - hope she has a quick turnaround  :shutup

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It worked so in revenge I'm going to get Mama Hadija to shrink yer willie :P

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Went for breakfast at the local Morrisons cafe today. Most enjoyable eating my full cooked whilst watching a load of the staff dealing with half a dozen light fingered recent arrivals to our shores. Slightly disappointed by the fact that after they were relieved of their ill gotten gains they were allowed to merrily just walk out the door.Guess it’s not worth prosecuting anymore.

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On 24/11/2023 at 18:39, BFTD said:

They'll likely be gone by the morning, so here's a peek at the kind of posts that P&B currently attracts while most of us are sleeping...

Waiting for a response about whether Mama Hadija can do anything about Dunbar United - hope she has a quick turnaround  :shutup

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I’m currently in Houston airport although if she can get from New York to here in two minutes I suspect she’s using faster travel than planes. 

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43 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:

I’m currently in Houston airport although if she can get from New York to here in two minutes I suspect she’s using faster travel than planes. 

Clearly she's on tour.

Although I Googled her last night, and apparently she's not had the best of times of it. I guess witchcraft can't cure all ills: https://www.unfpa.org/news/fistula-survivors-treated-through-m-pesa-mobile-banking-scheme-tanzania

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1 hour ago, Honest Saints Fan said:

Ffs, way to halve the potential interest in your house. Full on aiming at a particular market.

In saying that, would be great if a  Celtic fan buys it, paints a club crest on the roof and plonks a statue of Wayne Biggins in the front garden.

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4 hours ago, BFTD said:

Clearly she's on tour.

Although I Googled her last night, and apparently she's not had the best of times of it. I guess witchcraft can't cure all ills: https://www.unfpa.org/news/fistula-survivors-treated-through-m-pesa-mobile-banking-scheme-tanzania

I’m not clicking on anything with ‘fistula’ in the URL. And now it’s struck me that someone out there will have made a porn Count Duckula. 

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3 hours ago, carpetmonster said:

I’m not clicking on anything with ‘fistula’ in the URL. And now it’s struck me that someone out there will have made a porn Count Duckula. 

That would be Count Fuckula, surely. Count Fistula sounds very niche, although somebody's bound to have a thing for vegetarian vampire ducks doing stuff to abnormal tunnels in the human body.

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1 hour ago, BFTD said:

That would be Count Fuckula, surely. Count Fistula sounds very niche, although somebody's bound to have a thing for vegetarian vampire ducks doing stuff to abnormal tunnels in the human body.

^^^ Mods, hard drive check required for the above user. 

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9 hours ago, ICTChris said:

I think that house looks lovely. Is it a nice area? Don’t think it needs the Lambeg thumping intro.

I grew up there. Wouldn't say it was overly nice and it's a pain in the arse having to drive miles to get to civilisation. 

Rangers fans used to do (might still) bus tours round the peninsula to look at Moses McNeil's grave. 

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16 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said:

I grew up there. Wouldn't say it was overly nice and it's a pain in the arse having to drive miles to get to civilisation. 

Rangers fans used to do (might still) bus tours round the peninsula to look at Moses McNeil's grave. 

Moses McNeil. 

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22 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said:

I grew up there. Wouldn't say it was overly nice and it's a pain in the arse having to drive miles to get to civilisation. 

Rangers fans used to do (might still) bus tours round the peninsula to look at Moses McNeil's grave. 

Doubt they would bother anymore. Not when you can buy a season tickets for the grave of Glasgow Rangers. 

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17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Doubt they would bother anymore. Not when you can buy a season tickets for the grave of Glasgow Rangers. 

If they've done it twice it'll now be "tradition" and they'll need to march around it banging a drum with their trousers rolled up every year.

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