kingjoey Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 2 hours ago, Swarley said: What's your point Caller? You asked people to thank you. I can't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33nv8x64mlo Which P&Bers do we think are most likely to have sexually tortured and killed dogs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 24 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33nv8x64mlo Which P&Bers do we think are most likely to have sexually tortured and killed dogs? ^^^trying to hide in plain sight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 Thank you Amazon. My wife had some designer shoes on her wishlist and got a notification that some had 60% off - £100 down to £40. So she went to buy a pair and noticed she had a discount voucher on the checkout page for 50% off, so she applied it. The shoes were reduced to zero. She tried it with some others and, would you believe it, it worked again. All in all she got 5 pairs of shoes and a designer swimsuit for £0. 15 minutes later, the sale had stopped. She was sure they'd notice their error and cancel the sale but no, yesterday they all arrived. She hasn't broken any rules that I can see, just followed their steps to get a bargain. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 37 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: ^^^trying to hide in plain sight Being from Airdrie, there's every chance the Sarge has pumped a few dogs in his time, just not the four legged variety. No criminality in these situations, just the fear the next day and the cvnt took out you down the pub. (Unable to verify whether he tortured or killed any, however). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33nv8x64mlo Which P&Bers do we think are most likely to have sexually tortured and killed dogs? Any American Republican VP candidates on P&B? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33nv8x64mlo Which P&Bers do we think are most likely to have sexually tortured and killed dogs? Tam Cowan used to claim that as a boy he used to play a game called 'Touch the dog's arse'. Maybe that's how it starts... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: Tam Cowan used to claim that as a boy he used to play a game called 'Touch the dog's arse'. Maybe that's how it starts... What did he touch it with? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 5 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c33nv8x64mlo Which P&Bers do we think are most likely to have sexually tortured and killed dogs? Only kill dogs if they have ordnance. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Tam Cowan used to claim that as a boy he used to play a game called 'Touch the dog's arse'. Maybe that's how it starts... I think that arsehole Tour Guides in Edinburgh should stop telling tourists that touching Greyfriars Bobby's nose is a tradition when it bloody well isn't and start telling tourists that playing touch the dug's arse is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 Do you ever get that urge to put a bear in a bear costume and let it loose in Ibrox? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 21 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Do you ever get that urge to put a bear in a bear costume and let it loose in Ibrox? "Today, Broxi will be played by Wojtek" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 Miss the smell of hops in Edinburgh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 On 06/08/2024 at 20:12, Jacksgranda said: I've a very sore knee, which has just seemed to have come out of nowhere. I said to my wife "I'd love to know what happened to my knee." My wife said "Old age, Jacksgranda." I replied "My other knee's the same age, and there's nothing wrong with it." Ditto. Maybe we could put it in our wills to donate our good knee to each other? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 a very, very small spider has just crawled across my screen. @KnightswoodBear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 20 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Thank you Amazon. My wife had some designer shoes on her wishlist and got a notification that some had 60% off - £100 down to £40. So she went to buy a pair and noticed she had a discount voucher on the checkout page for 50% off, so she applied it. The shoes were reduced to zero. She tried it with some others and, would you believe it, it worked again. All in all she got 5 pairs of shoes and a designer swimsuit for £0. 15 minutes later, the sale had stopped. She was sure they'd notice their error and cancel the sale but no, yesterday they all arrived. She hasn't broken any rules that I can see, just followed their steps to get a bargain. I have to ask - did you actually see written confirmation of the above or has your wife done you here? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 9 minutes ago, hk blues said: I have to ask - did you actually see written confirmation of the above or has your wife done you here? lol - no, I saw the screen. It's her money anyway so makes no difference to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: lol - no, I saw the screen. It's her money anyway so makes no difference to me. And when her money runs out, where does she get more money? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Love babysitting my neighbours kids. Thought they'd like cereal? Eggs benedict FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 13 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Ditto. Maybe we could put it in our wills to donate our good knee to each other? Aye, well as long as nobody ends up with two lefts (or rights). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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