Venti Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Just now, Newbornbairn said: Pendant Pedant* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Just now, Venti said: Pedant* Whoosh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Just now, Newbornbairn said: Whoosh Was either Autocorrect or Whoosh. I'm sure you meant it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 On 13/07/2024 at 00:11, stevieKTID said: I went out for a couple of beers with my girlfriend's dad and had a good night as we always do when we meet up, he's an ex Dutch marine and was stationed in Arbroath during the 70s and has supported Arbroath ever since, he's a good guy. Matthijs de Lichtie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 58 minutes ago, velo army said: Matthijs de Lichtie Bravo Sir! A Cruyff turn of a post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 15 hours ago, eindhovendee said: Sharks have tested positive for cocaine off the coast of Brazil. Can't see that helping them to chill out somehow. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cek9mr43x1xo Very addictive creatures. They’d bite your arm off for a hit. Sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 16 hours ago, eindhovendee said: Sharks have tested positive for cocaine off the coast of Brazil. Can't see that helping them to chill out somehow. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cek9mr43x1xo Fucking hell. This is an actual film. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27036391/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 26 minutes ago, Venti said: Fucking hell. This is an actual film. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27036391/ Not a patch on this one tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Not a patch on this one tbh. I'm currently writing the script for Cocaine Megalodonado. Directed by Michael Bay. Starring Steven Seagal, Nicolas Cage, Alec Baldwin & Jennifer Lopez. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 5 minutes ago, Venti said: I'm currently writing the script for Cocaine Megalodonado. Directed by Michael Bay. Starring Steven Seagal, Nicolas Cage, Alec Baldwin & Jennifer Lopez. Let me guess. Alec Baldwin shoots everybody then lives happily ever after? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 3 minutes ago, eindhovendee said: Let me guess. Alec Baldwin shoots everybody then lives happily ever after? Spoiler Alec Baldwin is the Megaldonado. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Really tickled by that first sentence, when you read the poster's name. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 7 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Really tickled by that first sentence, when you read the poster's name. At least she wont have to change her name when she gives up dog walking for PornHub. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 4 minutes ago, Venti said: At least she wont have to change her name when she gives up dog walking for PornHub. There's other websites she could combine them...according to my mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: There's other websites she could combine them...according to my mate You sound like a BBC presenter when someone mentions a brand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Man, 68, has to have part of his penis amputated after it turned gangrenous due to using a sex aid 'for too long' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 On 21/07/2024 at 20:04, scottsdad said: Neighbours of mine have had the same set of washing out for 3 days. Day and night, rain and not rain. It's still out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 20 minutes ago, scottsdad said: It's still out. They’re obviously doing that thing where neither of them wants to bring it in and waiting each other out to see who breaks first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 31 minutes ago, scottsdad said: It's still out. steal the lady's underwear. The washing will then be taken in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 44 minutes ago, tamthebam said: steal the lady's underwear. The washing will then be taken in. Or start adding your own underwear. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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