Granny Danger Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: One way of interpreting this is that if it wasn't for football, gigs and the pub, childless people would prefer spending the rest of their lives unconscious. And yes, searching for a job when you're unemployed and in need of one is the most horrifically demoralising activity known to man. What sort of fucking weirdos prefer ‘religious acts’ to hobbies, parties, visiting friends, sport or listening to music? Unless there was a statistically skewed number of paedophile priests amongst those surveyed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 On 13/06/2024 at 00:08, Swarley said: Am sure thats just off the M74, close to Abington services. Used to chuckle at it as a kid every time we drove North to Glasgow. Spotted it today… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 I went to log into the joke thread here but somehow went into the Israel one. I really was failing to see the funny side until I realized my mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: What sort of fucking weirdos prefer ‘religious acts’ to hobbies, parties, visiting friends, sport or listening to music? Unless there was a statistically skewed number of paedophile priests amongst those surveyed. The missionary position? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: What sort of fucking weirdos prefer ‘religious acts’ to hobbies, parties, visiting friends, sport or listening to music? Unless there was a statistically skewed number of paedophile priests amongst those surveyed. I guess religious acts is a pretty nebulous category. Most people would call going to church a religious act and for them that's basically the same thing as going to a party or visiting friends and it generally involves listening to music. I don't think it should be much of a surprise that adults who regularly attend religious services actually enjoy the experience. Interesting that people would rather read for themselves than to a child, yet "play with child" is one of the most fun activities on the list. Disappointing that "have a w**k" wasn't among the activities surveyed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 6 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Disappointing that "have a w**k" wasn't among the activities surveyed. I just assumed that the listed 'personal services' and 'self care' were the polite terms for ripping the heid aff it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 8 hours ago, Granny Danger said: What sort of fucking weirdos prefer ‘religious acts’ to hobbies, parties, visiting friends, sport or listening to music? Unless there was a statistically skewed number of paedophile priests amongst those surveyed. Given the fairly low ranking of 'in bed not sleep', you might be onto something there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 9 hours ago, Granny Danger said: What sort of fucking weirdos prefer ‘religious acts’ to hobbies, parties, visiting friends, sport or listening to music? Unless there was a statistically skewed number of paedophile priests amongst those surveyed. Are there other kinds? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 Some photograph by Jerome Brouillet of Gabriel Medina (Brazil) celebrating after his incredible surfing in Tahiti at the Olympic event. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 2 hours ago, Dan Steele said: Some photograph by Jerome Brouillet of Gabriel Medina (Brazil) celebrating after his incredible surfing in Tahiti at the Olympic event. Not bad but the boy's cheated - he's attached to it with a bit of string. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man's backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man's backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine Enhanced Extended Loop ? "Lemon entry, my dear Watson, lemon entry..................." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man's backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine If I live to 100 or beyond, there is no way I'm clicking on that link. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 Neil Lennon update. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 7 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: If I live to 100 or beyond, there is no way I'm clicking on that link. Sage advice there, but too late for some... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 1 hour ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: If I live to 100 or beyond, there is no way I'm clicking on that link. Agreed. Don’t know why @scottsdad persists in posting links to that utter rag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 13 minutes ago, Rugster said: Agreed. Don’t know why @scottsdad persists in posting links to that utter rag. The Financial Times doesn't have stories about guys enticing eels up their own arses with lemons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 I’m going to need the “Steve McClaren local accent press conference” AS SOON AS FUCKING POSSIBLE, please. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 Sent my nephews in Nova Scotia a postcard from Lisbon (they like getting those) using an airmail stamp at the start of April. It arrived today. How did they send it? Attached to a bird that migrates to Africa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 46 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Sent my nephews in Nova Scotia a postcard from Lisbon (they like getting those) using an airmail stamp at the start of April. It arrived today. How did they send it? Attached to a bird that migrates to Africa? Attached to a seagull that ran afoul of a P&B poster. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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