stefw Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 :( Top work though ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRubberFist Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 YacuntthisprizeisshitecauseWilkie’sadirtyJudasArabb*****dbutsomemongocunt’sboundtaewantit, SOLD! :lol: :lol: Thanks Barry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 A tear-jerking end to what has been a fantastic body of work. Well done Barry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalmoSaintee Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Well done cunto..... Great work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 I just gave you the green dot that took your rep from 999 to 1000. Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 As Leigh updates his blog, I'll probably continue to offer my alternative version. Updates to follow....... I said that in February 2010, just after the first installment was posted. Turns out I wasn't kidding, eh? f**k sake. Before this thread quietly slips away like David Goodwillie from the kitchen of a house party where a drunken sleeping beauty awaits upstairs, I'd like to say thanks to everyone who offered their kind words and support during the course of this whole episode. I greatly and sincerely appreciated the posts, PMs and emails. Thank you very much. Thanks especially to Raith Against the Machine for setting up the Facebook page (2500+ people "like" it now; mental!), Harrington for being the only c**t in the whole fucking thread who stepped forward to say it was a load of shite and got me telt (baws oot, pal!), and to WendyWho? for his support from start to finish, and indeed for making the suggestion to create a proper blog page outwith P&B for it. Muggy also helped out that suggestion was made, so cheers to you too, chief. To the Photoshopers who posted blog-related images in the thread - fucking fantastic work, people. I don't recall one that didn't make me smile or laugh. Cheers. That's it done and dusted. It's been fun, and I'll miss writing it. Having lived a life not short of shameful moments it's been good to finally do something I'm actually quite proud of. I just gave you the green dot that took your rep from 999 to 1000. Congrats. Cheers, mid. Let me know if the celebratory circus parade that includes elephants, confetti cannons and transsexual clowns who may seem weird but - and I promise you this - ken whaur the perty's at, has reached your street. If the 1000th Greenie celebration I set up for the member who delivered the decisive plus point doesn't shown up in the next hour or two it means I've sent them to the wrong address, and that, my good man, won't go down well for some poor soul who doesn't dig giant, lumbering jungle beats carrying woman with cocks and a "can do" attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Arkan! I didn't mean to kill a man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 This coming to an end reminds me of being 8 year old and finding out that BBC1 were axeing Jossy's Giants. Fantastic writing Barry. I'm not sure what you do for work but you should certainly put that writing ability to use more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantoms-livi-lass Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Have you f**k, ya mad tart. I've not read the last chapter yet, I'm holding off as long as possible because I don't want it to end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I'm holding off as long as possible because I don't want it to end. That should be barry's problem, not yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 That should be barry's problem, not yours. Well met, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Arkan! I didn't mean to kill a man! Missed this earlier. I have no idea what you're on about, jagfox, but none the less, I like how you roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Amazing stuff. Thank you, Barry, you crazy genius. Teckle indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Great stuff Barry, whens the movie adaptation oot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.C Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 feel like a gadge who just had his buckfast and skins chored Cheers Barry great effort, kept me sane on my a long shift at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 I haven't felt this empty since Trailer Park Boys ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjca Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Well done Barry, for this work of a madman/genius i think you should get to play as a trialist for the next 3 games. you deserve a statue in your honour (maybe a giant slice/square/lorne suasage roll ) . Cheers Cunto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Cheers, mid. Let me know if the celebratory circus parade that includes elephants, confetti cannons and transsexual clowns who may seem weird but - and I promise you this - ken whaur the perty's at, has reached your street. If the 1000th Greenie celebration I set up for the member who delivered the decisive plus point doesn't shown up in the next hour or two it means I've sent them to the wrong address, and that, my good man, won't go down well for some poor soul who doesn't dig giant, lumbering jungle beats carrying woman with cocks and a "can do" attitude. That fat genius Ronaldo could definitely back this up...that crazy brazillian b*****d bloody loves a tranny or three. Just remember folks, freaky deakys need love too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Oktober Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Barry fantastic mate. Surely like all the clasics there is scope for a Christmas Special would be something to look forward to ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Well done Barry, for this work of a madman/genius i think you should get to play as a trialist for the next 3 games. you deserve a statue in your honour (maybe a giant slice/square/lorne suasage roll ) . Cheers Cunto Two excellent suggestions there, gjca. I was a decent player in my time; there's no doubt I could still do a job for Dundee. Sure, people might not appreciate the fact I'm smoking, breathing out my arse after three minutes and apparently playing with an erection, but God fucking damn it I'd be some kind of hero by the end of the game. That covers the statue too I suppose: me, in a Dundee strip, playing with a fag in my hand and a hard-on that would sink ships in my shorts. We'll make it a big bronze effort, let's say 145ft tall, and stick it in the sloping wilderness behind the Derry. The head will be hollowed out and furnished so Super Tommy can use it as a vantage point for doing the official website's live match updates. Maybe I'll pop a few of my transsexual associates in there to spice things up for him, and indeed anyone who happens to be following the update service on match days. Just remember folks, freaky deakys need love too. Ain't that the truth. With a tits/cock combo to bring to the table, they have a whole lotta lovin' to give. Follow DFC's official website live update service for more info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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