mjw Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Jim Carrey is not funny and his films are rotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 I believe Poet Of The Macabre banged Hayden Panettiere just like he says 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 On 30/07/2016 at 19:56, The_Kincardine said: A sane one. Ketchup is reserved for bacon pieces/rolls, fish suppers or a roll 'on' fish fingers. HP sauce is for rolls 'on' sausage and any form of tastybake/Cornish pasty. That's how the world keeps spinning. Placing a roll on top of a sausage? No wonder its unpopular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 18 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said: I believe Poet Of The Macabre banged Hayden Panettiere just like he says He admitted that it may not have been entirely true a while back; the dreams of a generation ruined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said: He admitted that it may not have been entirely true a while back; the dreams of a generation ruined. Who'd have thought, someone from Dunfermline being a fantasist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 I don't think anybody but plukey wee VLs believed him to be honest.#L4L #MarcJWallace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: Who'd have thought, someone from Dunfermline being a fantasist. Steady on; I might have been making that up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 You still stretching some mileage from that 12 disciples post MD? That must've been 2-3 weeks ago you made it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Corona is by some distance the best bottled beer available Aye. That's why they insist on putting the slice of fruit in it. Not at all to disguise the taste... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 He admitted that it may not have been entirely true a while back; the dreams of a generation ruined. Wait, what? It's either true or not, there can't be gradations.Unless he only fingered her, the clarty Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Another thing, Paul Scholes is the most overrated footballer to have played the game. Frank Lampard shat all over him as a player. Different players. Scholes was better though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 I don't think anybody but plukey wee VLs believed him to be honest.#L4L #MarcJWallace I bought his story wholesale, the bit about being selected in an LA nightclub for sex by a celeb just rings true eh?PS I have no spots and am a notorious ladies man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 6 hours ago, milton75 said: Just penned a letter to Mexico, informing them that, as it turns out, huevos rancheros are not an acceptable foodstuff. Thanks. Saves me the bother. I like spicy, garlicky tomato sauces so in my version of huevos rancheros I leave out the eggs, buy good-quality chipolatas from the local butcher, slice the skin off, roll them up in to balls and drop them in to the sauce and let them cook. Bola de salchichas rancheros (as I've now dubbed it) is vastly superior. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Thanks. Saves me the bother. I like spicy, garlicky tomato sauces so in my version of huevos rancheros I leave out the eggs, buy good-quality chipolatas from the local butcher, slice the skin off, roll them up in to balls and drop them in to the sauce and let them cook. Bola de salchichas rancheros (as I've now dubbed it) is vastly superior. FFS. So it's got nothing to do with the eponymous dish. At least you have confessed to your liking of ranchers, who is your favourite? Ben, Adam, Hoss or Joe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: At least you have confessed to your liking of ranchers, who is your favourite? Ben, Adam, Hoss or Joe? Not quite...just ranchers' sausage balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Thanks. Saves me the bother. I like spicy, garlicky tomato sauces so in my version of huevos rancheros I leave out the eggs, buy good-quality chipolatas from the local butcher, slice the skin off, roll them up in to balls and drop them in to the sauce and let them cook. Bola de salchichas rancheros (as I've now dubbed it) is vastly superior. Stay tuned for more pretentious recipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 You have been more of a dickhead than usual of late - is working as a trolley dolly for scotrail getting you down? Such harsh words from the King of General Nonsense. You hungover again and missed another remedial class at your Clown College? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I'm working actually - although I did have a few drinks at weekend as per! Have you managed to get a job? Or is it a placement? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 It's a summer job - graduating next year but hoping to be able to get maybe two days a week work when back at uni so don't need to take out a student loan. Got quite idle when at uni as one does! Turning up for your Summer Job hungover isn't cool m8. The shop will find someone else to deliver their newspapers if you aren't careful. How much do you need to earn before you start to payback a student loan nowadays? £15k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Are you worried your girlfriend will tire of supporting you and run off with that guy from her office that she "hates"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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