throbber Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 I have no idea what you or Skidmarks are talking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 I don't take heroin but apart from that you are correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 I believe the word screenshat should be entered into the dictionary as the past tense verb of taking a screen shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 2 hours ago, throbber said: Why do some people put eggs in the fridge when they are never in the fridge at a supermarket? Do they keep opened eggs in a fridge? Also: HP sauce > tomato ketchup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTFD Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Mozzamozza said: If tesco told you to shit your pants, would you do it? It was always, "if <x> told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it?" when I was a kid, but I much prefer your child-rearing techniques. Anyway, on the BeyHanOra question, Rihanna is a very odd looking lassie. I'd venture that she has the better tunes, however, and is probably absolute filth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Keith Floyd was an angry, up his own arse, c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Bold Rover said: Also: HP sauce > tomato ketchup. Depends what you're cooking, Shirley? Bacon needs ketchup and sausages need HP. A meringue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 8 minutes ago, wisbit said: What mixed up universe do you come from ? A sane one. Ketchup is reserved for bacon pieces/rolls, fish suppers or a roll 'on' fish fingers. HP sauce is for rolls 'on' sausage and any form of tastybake/Cornish pasty. That's how the world keeps spinning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: A sane one. Ketchup is reserved for bacon pieces/rolls, fish suppers or a roll 'on' fish fingers. HP sauce is for rolls 'on' sausage and any form of tastybake/Cornish pasty. That's how the world keeps spinning. No, it's your fucking head that's spinning you daft c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Depends what you're cooking, Shirley? Bacon needs ketchup and sausages need HP. A meringue? Yes you are typically and catastrophically a meringue.Bedwetters who put ketchup in the fridge are also meringues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Ketchup in the fridge is the mark of a madman. They store it neatly between the eggs and the head of a prostitute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Anyone who puts ketchup near bacon is a beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, Bully Di Villa said: Anyone who puts ketchup near bacon is a beast. ^^^^^^called it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Ketchup is acceptable near bacon, only if a fried egg is also on said roll. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Ketchup is acceptable near bacon, only if a fried egg is also on said roll. That is horrific. Eggs should be no where near anything tomatoey - especially not ketchup or baked beans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 You're correct there. When having a fry up it's important to use the sausages as a buffer between eggs and beans/tomatoes to ensure that they can't touch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 That is horrific. Eggs should be no where near anything tomatoey - especially not ketchup or baked beans. I can't believe I'm agreeing with the drunk. Ketchup and eggs is like Kincardine and Kalibur. They just don't mix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Sugary, sickly sweet ketchup is for children. Adults use broon, nippy sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I can't believe I'm agreeing with the drunk. As you were telt on the car hire thread...just because I'm pished doesn't make me wrong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Ketchup on every variety of breakfast roll up to and including eggs. Ketchup on scrambled eggs too. Black pepper and smoked salmon on scrambled eggs...unless you're a tink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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