Shandon Par Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 15 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Shandon, if you're sending Jennifer Aniston up to Arbroath, ask her to stop in at Dundee on the way so that I may vaginally penetrate her with my phallus and fire hot sticky love up her. I could just tie her up and keep her in the cellar until you're down this way for the Hibs game? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, throbber said: It's a miracle how you are still single DA. Are you coming on to me (again)? 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: He's not single. I saw him in one of the wife's celeb magazines earlier. There was a pic of him frolicking in the Tay with his new bird.. Fucking Killer Whales. She has too many arms mind. Just now, Scary Bear said: If she's doing the rounds, tell her to pop into Kirkcaldy. Poor Rachel. We'll need to make a rota for her. Poor lass. She'll be like an old dropping candle. Just now, Shandon Par said: I could just tie her up and keep her in the cellar until you're down this way for the Hibs game? Although this would work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, 1320Lichtie said: I like seeing anyone/anything Scottish do well when up against other clubs/players/athletes anything. I'm not going to celebrate their success in the same way I would if it was Arbroath or Scotland, or Celtic, or Dundee United, or Liverpool, or... Partially fixed that for you m8. I'll let you put the other 9 clubs in. Bet St. Pauli are one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 I don't like The Smiths. Or The Clash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Mozzamozza said: Nice tit. No big surprise that DA Baracus so swiftly identified this as a scene from Rust & Bone. It's the sort of film you and the cat could knock one out to. This is one of the few "tits not oot" scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 I hate c***s who are 'into' cars. Stupid wee tits who probably have a RIP Paul Walker on the back of their Vauxhall Corsa. I think modern Britain is fucking horrendous.I hate other people's kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 When you become a dad, your testosterone levels drop sufficiently to allow you to function around kids and tolerate folk talking about their kids etc. Once, your offspring hit about five y/o, you're programmed to lose interest in kids and can go back to your pre-parenthood levels of manliness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Every fucker thinks modern Britain is shite. Not sure when the shiteness happened, but I get the impression that it's since the end of the Second World War, which is a bit of a headscratcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Breaking Bad is bad television and if you think it's good then you're probably a bit thick. If you think The Big Lebowski isn't funny then you're probably a bit thick too. The Wire is brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Re: The Big Lebowski, I think the DA's just annoyed that the nihilists stopped at the toe and didn't end up amputating any limbs. Not like it's hard to find videos of Tara Reid legless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Apps like Snapchat are a complete waste of time and are used almost exclusively by cretins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Every fucker thinks modern Britain is shite. Not sure when the shiteness happened, but I get the impression that it's since the end of the Second World War, which is a bit of a headscratcher. Modern Britain is indeed a very nice place to live. Why the fck all sorts of various activists want to change it to suit them is beyond me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I think Mozzamozza is a few clowns short of a circus. Popular opinions for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Breaking Bad is bad television and if you think it's good then you're probably a bit thick. If you think The Big Lebowski isn't funny then you're probably a bit thick too. The Wire is brilliant. You'll like the remake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Who makes those, Zen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, Deeboy said: Who makes those, Zen? I don't know, I funnit on the internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Curry is shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Curry is shite. Drawing the line here like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 I hate c***s who are 'into' cars. Stupid wee tits who probably have a RIP Paul Walker on the back of their Vauxhall Corsa. I think modern Britain is fucking horrendous.I hate other people's kids. You hate my kids? p***k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 41 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: The next day it sure is. I get what you mean but I'm going to be pedantic here. Ordering a curry and keeping it for the following night is both genius and delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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