Blootoon87 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Dyslexia doesn't exist, they're just a bit thick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 People who feel the need to talk all the time need to be doused in petrol and set alight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 The UK should allow "The Purge" to happen annually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 the David Brent character is fucking dreadful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Suicide is painless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 4 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Suicide is painless. Bullet to the head yes, tanning your wrists not so much I'd imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 I've seen a couple of executions by firing squad, with the victim taking at least one hit to the head. Death didn't look anything like as immediate as you would hope. I'm told that it's remarkably common for people to survive a suicide attempt by firearm, at least for a short while, which leaves the horrific mental image of being mortally wounded and unable to finish the job. Even the intravenous drugs vets use for euthanasia can go utterly, hideously wrong. Anyone thinking of suicide should be prepared for the possibility that there might be some appalling suffering involved. The image of gently drifting off into nothingness that some folk seem to have is dangerous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Hypothermia's the way to go. Walk into the hills midwinter with a bottle of vodka and strip down to your undies. Maybe some good tunes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie The Staggie Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 8 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Suicide is painless. But it does bring on many changes. The antics from Usain Bolt' is not ‘great character’ or ‘funny’ but instead is him being a ‘grade A cunto’. I hope for the day to come that exposes him as a drug riddled cheat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, Mackie The Staggie said: The antics from Usain Bolt' is not ‘great character’ or ‘funny’ but instead is him being a ‘grade A cunto’. I hope for the day to come that exposes him as a drug riddled cheat. Same sentiments, but aimed at Mo. They have identical levels of PEDlessness, but Mo's Mobot is unforgivable. CAS have dropped the baton by not banning him sine die for that abomination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 It’s ok to get annoyed by some things. You can be annoyed or concerned about more than one thing at a time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 8 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I've seen a couple of executions by firing squad, with the victim taking at least one hit to the head In Alloa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: In Alloa? Not yet. Come the revolution, brother... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I don't think one survives a bullet to the head Dave in pretty sure the people are just twitching in the videos you see. You'd like to think that it's game over when an object impacts the brain, but unfortunately not, as evidenced by the folk who've actually survived and lived on. There are a surprising number. Of the majority who die, there's obviously no way of being able to ask, but I'd imagine their final moments consist of pain and confusion as the brain malfunctions from the trauma and struggles to survive. We're not designed to just slip away. Don't do it, is what I'm saying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 25 minutes ago, throbber said: I don't think one survives a bullet to the head Dave in pretty sure the people are just twitching in the videos you see. Can certainly happen. In fact I can think of at least one high profile case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Can certainly happen. In fact I can think of at least one high profile case. Philpy? Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Use a shotgun*, no messing about there. Rules out an open casket though. *Don't, you've got so much to live for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 9 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I've seen a couple of executions by firing squad, with the victim taking at least one hit to the head. Death didn't look anything like as immediate as you would hope. That's Dignitas Yellow Label Termination Package. You get what you pay for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 21 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said: Use a shotgun*, no messing about there. Leave me out of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Just now, Shotgun said: Leave me out of it. A shotgun, not THE Shotgun m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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