Shotgun Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 1 minute ago, williemillersmoustache said: A shotgun, not THE Shotgun m8 Ah, OK. Although the more I think about it, the more I'm starting to warm to the idea. Especially if I get to choose whose suicide I'm assisting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Ah, OK. Although the more I think about it, the more I'm starting to warm to the idea. Especially if I get to choose whose suicide I'm assisting. Yeah but, you'd probably not love being stuck in people mouths, especially when they are a bit sad, teary and snotty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Just now, williemillersmoustache said: Yeah but, you'd probably not love being stuck in people mouths, especially when they are a bit sad, teary and snotty. Meh. It wouldn't be the first time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 53 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I had a college lecturer who used to rant like f**k about films and how spies sneak up and take out guards silently. He used to go on about how incredibly difficult it is to even kill a human, never mind instantly and silently. Not sure what that had to do with fluid dynamics but infinitely more interesting Sounds like he wanted a bit more appreciation for the skill required in his hobby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Spunk tastes better than a Greggs steak bake. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 I thought it said IN a steak bake for a second, which would have put me right off Greggs completely. As it stands, I haven't had them in years, so now I'd kill for one and they're closed. b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 17 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I thought it said IN a steak bake for a second, which would have put me right off Greggs completely. As it stands, I haven't had them in years, so now I'd kill for one and they're closed. b*****d You know Iceland sell 'em frozen like, so if you are ok with your oven you can have one anytime (well within 30 min) if you stock up your freezer? Happy shopper here to help. G-Bo(re) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I was hearing that Scotland has a major obesity problem and I seem to see more fat munters pounding the streets than fat blokes. So my opinion is that specially trained fat wardens should patrol the streets with cattle prods and start chasing the fat munters about until they lose weight. TBF I'd get zapped myself but a couple of months of jogging for me and I'd have the physique of a racing snake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Looking at the weather forecast is cheating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Sex tourism is the most effective way of redistributing wealth from the western world to developing countries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Sex tourism is the most effective way of redistributing wealth from the western world to developing countries. Wow! Just wow. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 11 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Wow! Just wow. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. Sounds like you've had an epiphany and heartily approve Bruce. Yes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Sounds like you've had an epiphany and heartily approve Bruce. Yes? Good money to be made for folk dressing up as policemen, allegedly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Sounds like you've had an epiphany and heartily approve Bruce. Yes? No I certainly don't approve. Sex tourism implies that there are people travelling to foreign countries just to have sex.Amsterdam is not a country, as brother blades well knows. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 30 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Sex tourism implies that there are people travelling to foreign countries just to have sex. Now we know why you're a detective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Sportscene not covering Championship games is an excellent thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilbowie's Finest Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 I like to see the England Cricket team doing well - I do not have any similar feelings towards either the English Football or Rugby teams who I am quite happy to see lose on a regular basis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 We should compete as Team GB in the Euros and World Cup qualifiers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 We should compete as Team GB in the Euros and World Cup qualifiers. I can't wait to hear 1320Lichtie and John Lambie Doos' opinion on this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 I like to see the England Cricket team doing well - I do not have any similar feelings towards either the English Football or Rugby teams who I am quite happy to see lose on a regular basis. I think most Scots feel that way. I dislike the football and rugby teams, like the cricket team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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