Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Glass bottleTinStraight from a plastic bottlePoured from a big plastic bottle in to a glassIs clearly the correct scale Swap the last 2 around and you're spot on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 21 hours ago, Dee Man said: Office work isn't real work. This. I'm a salesman used to my own company and I truly believe I'd kill someone if I was stuck in an office with the same people for days/weeks/months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 10 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: Tin Mods, please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Irn Bru is made of sugar, bubble gum and halitosis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Handjobs are better than blowjobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: This. I'm a salesman used to my own company and I truly believe I'd kill someone if I was stuck in an office with the same people for days/weeks/months. I regularly fantasise about killing and/or disfiguring my colleagues in some of the most painful and humiliating ways possible. Today's fantasy involved reversing a van against the fire exit so that they couldn't escape and releasing a swarm of hornets into the office. I'd stand at the front door in a beekeepers outfit armed with a shotgun, executing any motherfucker that tried to get past me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmc Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Handjobs are better than blowjobs. I thought that til I moved to Falkirk.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 13 minutes ago, dogmc said: I thought that til I moved to Falkirk.... Are the men in Falkirk that bit dreamier? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Handjobs are better than blowjobs. Are you giving or receiving? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Are you giving or receiving? Either way, I'm choosing handjob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 5 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: Handjobs are better than blowjobs. I suppose if you can't reach yourself then you might have to settle on a handjob. I certainly prefer to kiss after a handjob, I've no interest in swapping spit after a lassie has had a wee chomp on the wee chomp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 The Aberdeen sand dunes look pretty shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Robert Burns, over-rated pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 minute ago, NewBornBairn said: Robert Burns, over-rated pish. This and Shakespeare. Olden days nonsense from the pair of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 51 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Robert Burns, over-rated pish. 47 minutes ago, Dee Man said: This and Shakespeare. Olden days nonsense from the pair of them. You're both talking shite. I'm sure Shakespeare and Burns could have put it more poetically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You're both talking shite. I'm sure Shakespeare and Burns could have put it more poetically. f**k off, you're bard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: f**k off, you're bard. He's right. Take a good lute at yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Cerberus said: He's right. Take a good lute at yourself. Puck off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Holly Willoughby is a bang average looking woman. Bordering on 'not that good looking'. Those diddies though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 On Wednesday, August 24, 2016 at 21:27, Shandon Par said: Are the men in Falkirk that bit dreamier? We are 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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