HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 13 hours ago, The Naitch said: I bought a packet of these last week. Still unsure whether I liked them or not. Mackies crisps are utter dug shite. Too oily, just fucking rank. Kettle chips are far superior. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 My unpopular opinion is that crisps are shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: My unpopular opinion is that crisps are shit. I thought you'd be keeping your head down today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 American breakfasts seem to consist of a huge stack of pancakes drowned in syrup, grits (what the f**k are grits?) or 'biscuits and gravy' (what the f**k are biscuits and gravy?). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysartrovers Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Chips are shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 41 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: American breakfasts seem to consist of a huge stack of pancakes drowned in syrup, grits (what the f**k are grits?) or 'biscuits and gravy' (what the f**k are biscuits and gravy?). Grits are minced dangleberries soaked in mule semen. You don't want to know what biscuits and gravy are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Grits are minced dangleberries soaked in mule semen. You don't want to know what biscuits and gravy are. Indeed I do not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 50 minutes ago, dysartrovers said: Chips are shite The remake film was but the tv show was pretty decent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 It must be shite being a Christian. Having to turn the other cheek when dealing with complete cnuts. They don't turn the other cheek, the bigoted c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Only fools and horses Dad ArmyPorridge Fawlty towersAll gash, and if there are others of the era/genre I have missed, they are gash too. All of them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Only fools and horses Dad Army Porridge Fawlty towers All gash, and if there are others of the era/genre I have missed, they are gash too. All of them. You're gash. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said: You're gash. Wrong thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 7 hours ago, Angusfifer said: Been there twice, Noo Yoik and San Francisco, but although the breakfasts were perfectly edible they didn't blow me away. What is it that we can't do properly in Scotland? I can make a decent pancake, flip a fried egg before serving etc. Forget about the mess they describe as homefries. And I've never had to chase myself down the street for not leaving a big enough tip. In America? You can have literally whatever you want. I've had an excellent seafood platter at 4am, followed by a tremendous strawberry pavlova-looking thing, just because I was awake and I could. No wonder half of the population makes me look svelte. Square sausage and black pudding are great and all, but it's kinda difficult to remember to miss them when you could have a three-course meal for buttons, especially if you're too cheap to pay the serving staff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Only fools and horses Dad Army Porridge Fawlty towers All gash, and if there are others of the era/genre I have missed, they are gash too. All of them. Please accept my concurrence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Only fools and horses Dad Army Porridge Fawlty towers All gash, and if there are others of the era/genre I have missed, they are gash too. All of them. 3/4 Porridge is the greatest sitcom ever written. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Only fools and horses Dad Army Porridge Fawlty towers All gash, and if there are others of the era/genre I have missed, they are gash too. All of them. I agree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3/4 Porridge is the greatest sitcom ever written.It's a documentary. Trust me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 By my reckoning we have done breakfasts so it should be back to buying rounds in a pub now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 I’ve never even see an episode of Porridge and I still know it’s shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: In America? You can have literally whatever you want. I've had an excellent seafood platter at 4am, followed by a tremendous strawberry pavlova-looking thing, just because I was awake and I could. No wonder half of the population makes me look svelte. Square sausage and black pudding are great and all, but it's kinda difficult to remember to miss them when you could have a three-course meal for buttons, especially if you're too cheap to pay the serving staff. I always tipped the servers 20%. It's not their fault that they find themselves part of such a shite system. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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