Tony Ferrino Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 The plastic stems off poppies are killing the planet. Re use last year's poppy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Is exactly right.On top of that, every plot device and piece of magic is stolen from something else. I remember reading them to my kids, thinking "oh that's from Greek mythology... that's the Eton wall game... that's from Clash of the bloody Titans."The books are great for kids who've never come across all this stuff before, the writing is simple and readable and the characters are what these days they call relatable. They've done more to get kids reading proper books than any education initiative ever. But it's not for adults.Anyone who wants to read this stuff done well should choose the Wizard of Earthsea series instead. The writing is sublime.Most inspiration does tend to come from elsewhere. Game of Thrones looks at medieval England a lot but that doesn't matter one fucking bit.Also, Rowling is a no voting rat faced hoor despite it all. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Most inspiration does tend to come from elsewhere. Game of Thrones looks at medieval England a lot but that doesn't matter one fucking bit. Also, Rowling is a no voting rat faced hoor despite it all. Quite - it's the War of the Roses essentially. But the Red Wedding is Scottish - the murder of the Earl of Douglas in 1440 and the Glencoe Massacre of 1692. Cersei Lannister is Margaret of Anjou and Joffrey is Edward of Westminster who, at 8 years old, ordered two knights to be beheaded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 How do you pump a giant? The mechanics of that deserve to be the subject of another book. Working title can be Sausage up a Close.What pick-up line did Hagrid’s dad use?His da was wizard, f**k sake! Muggles wouldn’t understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 His da was wizard, f**k sake! Muggles wouldn’t understand. Now we’re getting there, but I still think a film would bring it all to life. Nobody gives two fucks about Fantastic Beasts or the Crimes of Grindlewand but (new working title) Magic Sausage up a Close will be a surefire hit. Magical family entertainment. No.1 Box Office hit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Now we’re getting there, but I still think a film would bring it all to life. Nobody gives two fucks about Fantastic Beasts or the Crimes of Grindlewand but (new working title) Magic Sausage up a Close will be a surefire hit. Magical family entertainment. No.1 Box Office hit.Trade secret...”nobious enlargious”. Agreed, Hagrid’s da and the giant pumping would be much better that nonsense. Saying that, Hearts have had two giant pumpings last two weekends and I’ve not enjoyed them much tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 JK Rowling for a cameo role in this one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 JK Rowling with a cameltoe in this one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 The Wall is a great album but a bit whingey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Despite being an absolute c**t, Robbie Williams has actually made some fairly decent music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 There are two genders. The end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Quote Wid and wid not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 6 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: There are two genders. The end. Strictly speaking, there are an infinite number of muh genders as there are no boundaries on what a gender can actually constitute. The activist sleight of hand is then (when it suits them) conflating gender to also mean biological sex (man, woman) - hey presto, there are an infinite number of biological sexes! Stop oppressing me you transphobe white supremacist! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Strictly speaking, there are an infinite number of muh genders as there are no boundaries on what a gender can actually constitute. The activist sleight of hand is then (when it suits them) conflating gender to also mean biological sex (man, woman) - hey presto, there are an infinite number of biological sexes! Stop oppressing me you transphobe white supremacist!Can an individual born with both sets of genitals refer to themselves as male and female, then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 1 hour ago, SweeperDee said: Can an individual born with both sets of genitals refer to themselves as male and female, then? They can go f**k themselves. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 8 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: There are two genders. The end. ^^^ Still a better story than Life of Pi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 On 10/11/2018 at 17:48, MixuFixit said: Brioche buns are shite for burgers "Quite obvious opinions" thread for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 You don't have to sit in front of the TV watching pish every night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Kias are shite motors. Utter shite in every conceivable way. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Kias are shite motors. Utter shite in every conceivable way. Mines is ok. I put diesel it and drive it about to various destinations I need to go to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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