Mark Connolly Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 24 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: If you finish your 10th pint at exactly 11.50pm on New Year's Eve, then you will need a pish at midnight....... and at 8 minutes to, 4 minutes to, 4 minutes past, etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) 22 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: BE A WARE INVERNESS A baby went shopping? A man followed them round a shop smiling at them and they thought he was just being friendly? He stole the purse but the woman wasn't sure if it was from under her arm or from the car? If it was from the car why would he have followed them around? The guy went to another store and used her cards, plural? So he made multiple transactions in the same store and used different cards to do so? They won't name the store or give a description yet want any witnesses to come forward? I have to say that I'm dubious of it all Edited December 20, 2017 by DA Baracus 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 On 19/12/2017 at 20:44, grumswall said: Surely you just tell your wean that little Bobby's parents had to buy him an iPhone. They knew Santa wouldn't leave anything for him as he doesn't wipe his arse properly. Good luck living that down, you spoiled little p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I’d be pretty happy with a new coat for Christmas tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Why is a kid going to be any less fucked off that the reason they get shitty gifts is because they're poor?That's much worse stigma than Santa doesny like me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Plus kids who believe in santa don't actually know the value of anything7.7 thousand likes as well. Fucking cretins 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 I thought the whole point of Santa was that like God, he's a vindictive b*****d who won't reward you unless you're good. Take away that threat and there will be no way to make children or adults behave as you want them to. Anyway, things are kicking off nicely on my page. A woman posted a wee tribute to her brother who died of cancer, on this day a few years ago. Someone else made a kind invitation for her to join their weekly prayer group so she could "form a relationship with God." Someone else (not me) then chipped in with "That would be the God who gave her brother cancer?" Which prompted someone else to tell the third poster that they were going to hell. And away we go. My morning just got busy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Stuff like this actually makes me angry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 23 minutes ago, ka202 said: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Someone on mine just wrote a tribute to the old boy who died off Gogglebox. He ends it with 'Thoughts with June at this difficult time'. He doesn't know June. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Someone on mine just wrote a tribute to the old boy who died off Gogglebox. He ends it with 'Thoughts with June at this difficult time'. He doesn't know June. Is that June bumped from Gogglebox now? TV can be cruel. Saying that, conversation would be a bit stunted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Someone on mine just wrote a tribute to the old boy who died off Gogglebox. He ends it with 'Thoughts with June at this difficult time'. He doesn't know June. When I found out I thought "poor June". I don't know them personally but by watching the programme it was clear they were a loving wee couple. If I had FB I wouldn't post such a thing though because 1) I don't know them personally and it hasn't effected me emotionally 2) She would hardly get the message 3) I'm not an attention-seeking grief junkyI've lost a few relatives in the last few years and again if I had FB I wouldn't have posted anything about it. Why would I want to post about a dead relative for any other reason than seeking attention? Sadly this country appears to be full of c***s hungry for Likes and attention! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 It's Christmas look at me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 So somebody is kid napping newborns and asking people to keep an eye out on Facebook is the best action you've got? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 So somebody is kid napping newborns and asking people to keep an eye out on Facebook is the best action you've got? Stealing a persons son is out of order. Hopefully he is returned. He can console himself by going for a ride on his bike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 Imagine giving someone a box of snowballs for Christmas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 6 hours ago, parsforlife said: So somebody is kid napping newborns and asking people to keep an eye out on Facebook is the best action you've got? Absolute NAP the comments are full of full time mummy's being AWARE, sharing in towns not local, and displaying an alarming tolerance to GBH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Absolute NAP the comments are full of full time mummy's being AWARE, sharing in towns not local, and displaying an alarming tolerance to GBH Guarantee it, hint of overt racism thrown into the mix to cover all bases... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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