.Stuart. Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 A female friend of mine has just passed her driving test after her second attempt. She has 60 likes and a page full of people saying well done (Not just on her Status, on her actual page). Fair enough, she's a popular lass but was it just me that didn't make a big deal about passing the driving test? It's something most folk do anyway so whats so special about it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 This is the same girl who has set up her own cat's facebook page and regularly posts shit like "I am looking forward to my human coming home soon as I'm getting hungry" swiftly followed up with her posting on her own fucking account "Don't worry buttercup I'll be home soon". If she wasn't one of my better mates IRL I'd delete her in a second That is one of the saddest things I have ever read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 A lassie I used to work with is having what I assume to be a few days doing nothing but lying around watching Sex and the City. Her updates over the past couple of days: ""I know I screwed it up - but I will love you forever."" "I'm not the biggest fan of sushi, but even I'd eat it off of Samantha Jones..." ""That's impressive. Better work up a hand gesture to go with it."" ""Distant?! You're still in me." I love Samantha Jones." ""It's like pushing a cream-puff through a keyhole."" ""This is how it starts. Next thing you know we're only having sex three or four times a week!" #bwahahaha" ""Are you the last person in New York still taking out library books?"" ""As for me, I was looking for something Big."" ""Go get our girl."" ""And he tasted like black cherries."" ""I'm growing it out...Smith enjoys a full bush."" "I totals love Big. His and Carrie's relationship is by far my fav of the whole show; sadly even when he was being a shit." ""It was jack-rabbit sex...It's basically masturbating with a woman instead of your hand."" ""Shhh! Don't say that in front of my dress."" ""But we always do Friday. It's TGI f**k day."" ""Turns out there is no polite way to get out of phone sex."" ""Now you tell me; I ate a fucking cactus. Get back down there and make it up to me."" ""I'd like him to amuse my bouche." #smithjared" ""Big wasn't a crush, he was a crash."" "I actually LOVE Carrie Bradshaw's apartment." ""The world is made up of two types of women; the simple girls and the Katie girls. I'm a Katie girl." Word, Carrie. Word. #SATC" Jesus fucking Christ. To be fair, Sex and the City was an excellent TV series. -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 To be fair, Sex and the City was an excellent TV series. People have been deleted for lesser comments than that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 This is the same girl who has set up her own cat's facebook page and regularly posts shit like "I am looking forward to my human coming home soon as I'm getting hungry" swiftly followed up with her posting on her own fucking account "Don't worry buttercup I'll be home soon". If she wasn't one of my better mates IRL I'd delete her in a second f**k sake, I actually feel sorry for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 I'm seriously gonna create a page each for my two cats and my two degus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 I'm seriously gonna create a page each for my two cats and my two degus I'm not sure anyone cares Busta 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Nothing on Facebook will ever get as many likes as a status about a passed driving test. I've yet to see one that has had under 40 likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 "OMG amy winehouse is deed!!1!!!!11!!!!!!11111!!!!!!! " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 "My thoughts and prayers are with the people of Norway. This was a massive tragedy that no one should have to live through." It's taking all of my willpower not to reply "Luckily, 92 people didn't have to!" Unfortunately, the hassle isn't worth it, she's too close a friend to most of my mates, and she wouldn't take it well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTDEE2 Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Nothing on Facebook will ever get as many likes as a status about a passed driving test. I've yet to see one that has had under 40 likes. Boy i'm "friends" with on facebook came out. "****** ***** is in a relationship with **** **************. " 68 likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Boy i'm "friends" with on facebook came out. "****** ***** is in a relationship with **** **************. " 68 likes. I take it you came out before him and the both of you just kept it a secret? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTDEE2 Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 I take it you came out before him and the both of you just kept it a secret? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 he's accepted, he is litterally a wee guy. and what the f**k is this The welcome dinner for the U16 World Cup was underway, and something wasn't right about Nigeria's Abdul Okoronkwo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 The welcome dinner for the U16 World Cup was underway, and something wasn't right about Nigeria's Abdul Okoronkwo. So basically I posted about a black footballer (an Ivorian), and two other people have posted about different black footballers (a Togan and a Nigerian). Is this basically a casual form of "all black people look alike"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 The welcome dinner for the U16 World Cup was underway, and something wasn't right about Nigeria's Abdul Okoronkwo. Brilliant. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 There is a boy i'm "friends" with on facebook who constantly posts about being high Here is some of them: "Talk about a sore head man drug time me thinks" "Really stank out the bus with Shit hot green thank you god for giving us this green green puff. ♥" "gimme dem druuuuuugs!" "fucking gutted stupid fucking dog i really what a bong i have the shittest luck ever!!!" He has also posted numerous times that he is going to kill himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 There is a boy i'm "friends" with on facebook who constantly posts about being high Here is some of them: "Talk about a sore head man drug time me thinks" "Really stank out the bus with Shit hot green thank you god for giving us this green green puff. ♥" "gimme dem druuuuuugs!" "fucking gutted stupid fucking dog i really what a bong i have the shittest luck ever!!!" He has also posted numerous times that he is going to kill himself. Chris McDonald??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofjenova Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 So basically I posted about a black footballer (an Ivorian), and two other people have posted about different black footballers (a Togan and a Nigerian). Is this basically a casual form of "all black people look alike"? As long as "they're not attacking EACH OTHER", or something. Remember that one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 About 96% of the groups on Facebook are poor, but I did chuckle at "Throwing your girlfriend at pigs because she's an Angry Bird." NB Nobody ever seems to use "chuckle" any more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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