Annoying things people write on Facebook

[Bobby Skidmarks]

a burds a bonus

Only if you're Stuart Baxter

[Benjamin_Nevis]

PLEASE READ (Taken from a friends status). Take care While driving on a rural end of the roadway. On Thursday morning, an infant car seat was seen on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I didnt stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Police and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check.... "There are several things to be aware of ... Rapists, gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their vehicle and get out of the car. "There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police where gangs are placing a car seat by the road., with a fake baby in, waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby. "Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. Men are reported to usually be beaten, robbed and left for dead. DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 999 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DO NOT SLOW DOWN. "IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS. THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES. THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVOURY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT." Please talk to your loved ones about this

Words fail me.

Edited September 26, 2011 by jupe1407

[roverthemoon]

PLEASE READ (Taken from a friends status). Take care While driving on a rural end of the roadway. On Thursday morning, an infant car seat was seen on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I didnt stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Police and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check.... "There are several things to be aware of ... Rapists, gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their vehicle and get out of the car. "There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police where gangs are placing a car seat by the road., with a fake baby in, waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby. "Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. Men are reported to usually be beaten, robbed and left for dead. DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 999 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DO NOT SLOW DOWN. "IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS. THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES. THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVOURY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT." Please talk to your loved ones about this

Words fail me.

I saw that utter shite as well. I think the person who wrote it is pissing themselves laughing at the assholes believing it and passing it on

[Michael W]

It's a long-winded extension of the 'look out for the kid snatcher in the silver car with blacked out windows' status that did the rounds in Fife a couple of weeks ago.

Fife Police were in the local paper a few days later rubbishing it.

[Mr. Brightside]

It's a long-winded extension of the 'look out for the kid snatcher in the silver car with blacked out windows' status that did the rounds in Fife a couple of weeks ago.

Fife Police were in the local paper a few days later rubbishing it.

That's funny, the exact same kid snatcher appeared in EK that week too. Details were more exact, he was driving a silver Astra apparently.

Edited September 26, 2011 by Mr. Brightside

[Michael W]

That's funny, the exact same kid snatcher appeared in EK that week too. Details were more exact, he was driving a silver Astra apparently.

It may well have been an Astra here too.

I hope the good people of P&B don't let idiot facebookers see this, or they'll all be in a frenzy about gangs of silver Astra paedos coming to steal their kids.

[itzdrk]

"heheheheheheheh"

"super cute"

[Tamdunk]

That's funny, the exact same kid snatcher appeared in EK that week too. Details were more exact, he was driving a silver Astra apparently.

I move from city to city to avoid detection.

[Monster]

New one that has appeared

- we all want a new car, a new phone. A person who has cancer only wants one thing....to survive. I know that a lot of you "who think you're too cool" probably won't re-post this and only some of my friends will, but please put this on your wall in honor of someone who died of cancer, survived or who is fighting against it now♥

My mate got cancer and then got himself an i-phone.

I'm reporting him to facebook, the inconsiderate fool.

[jamamafegan]

Yep got one of those cancer ones as well. It begins with "Stupid cancer. We all want a new car...."

Oh cancer, you so stupid.

In the same post I'm also assumed to be "too cool to re-post this". No, it's because it's fucking annoying and I did not go on facebook to read depressing shit like that.

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

Place the elderly in prisons, they will get a shower every day, video surveillance in case of problems, three meals a day, access to a library, computer, TV, gym etc. . . Put criminals in nursing homes, they have cold meals, lights off at 20h, one bath a week, live in a smaller room and pay 4,000 a month !!!!! It's Pretty damn sad that we treat prisoners better than the elderly!!!! Copy and paste if you agree

[Monster]

I'm all for placing the elderly in prisons. That way I might get to where I'm going without being stuck behind them doing 15mph in a Nissan Micra.

[Honest Saints Fan]

I was walking around in a supermarket when i saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: (1) Copy & Paste this on your wall (2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.♥xx

Honestly, what the f**k.

[Monster]

As far as I can gather, the narrator murdered a family and stole their dolls.

[jamamafegan]

Honestly, what the f**k.

DELETE DELETE DELETE

[gy diamond]

‎15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88 of you won't,the other 22 arent heartless and will.

Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and I have severe lung cancer . I also have a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation, has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a Heart. Put this as your status

2 of these things in 1 status

What am I? 1=Crazy 2=I'd marry you.3=Talkative 4:sarcastic.5=Moody 6=Dumb.7:spoilt 8=Blond. 9=Random 10=Hot. 11=Funny. 12=Fit. 13=Amazing. 14=Tough. 15=Cute

16= Deleted

[.Stuart.]

"Nurses are being scorned for being late with meds, yet they are holding their bladder because they don't have time to use the bathroom, starving because they missed lunch, being peed on, puked on, bled on, beat on & are missing their family while taking care of yours. In the minute you read this, nurses all over the world are saving lives. Re-post if you love a nurse, are a nurse, or APPRECIATE nurses!"

[mattydfc]

This was done ages ago, but it irritated me to the point I had to go back and find it.

I've never smoked, i've never drunk, i've never done drugs, i've never broken the law. put this as your status and whoever likes it thinks you're lying..

[itzdrk]

i love how we all know there is one guy/girl on here sitting with this bookmarked and sending all the statuts etc haha

[roverthemoon]

I've noticed that most of these moronic statuses are from women. Is this because men are inherently less sentimental, not quite as daft or too busy trying to find Senga from school to check out whether she's still got it.