Bert Raccoon Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 One of my mates girlfriend's posted this on Facebook. listen folks rangers will be fine stop panicking/ripping the c**t. footbaw will be ruined if they die and everycunt knows it. you need both celtic and rangers to get all the tv money and shit so why hope they die when u need them x Jesus wept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Kick her in the pie. Repeatedly. Nae fucking chance, she's built like a brick shithouse. I'd be afraid I'd lose a shoe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 The girl from the office at work's wee girl is going to be a mascot at the cup final. She posted a picture of the confirmation letter on facebook, with her address for everyone to see. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 The girl from the office at work's wee girl is going to be a mascot at the cup final. She posted a picture of the confirmation letter on facebook, with her address for everyone to see. I'm sure she'll be upset that her friends know where she lives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 (edited) I found a profile on facebook a couple of weeks ago. It was a tribute site to a baby who had died during pregnancy. Before I continue I would just like to say that the above is obviously heart breaking and I truly (honestly) feel sorry for anyone who has to experience this - and also that the mothers heads will generally be fucked up. However, this particular baby was still-born (again - tragic). The page that has been made up for the baby includes pictures of the still-born baby, pictures of the mother pretending to breastfeed the baby with posts of "This is how I would've fed you if you'd made it", pictures of the womans other kids (all very young) looking at this still-born baby in the hospital with captions saying "You and your big sister". This, for me, is by far the worst and most shocking thing I have ever saw on facebook. Edited to say - this particular baby must've died at around 30 weeks (by a guesstimate), which is my view makes the pictures even worse for obvious reasons Edited May 11, 2012 by Dindeleux 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I found a profile on facebook a couple of weeks ago. It was a tribute site to a baby who had died during pregnancy. Before I continue I would just like to say that the above is obviously heart breaking and I truly (honestly) feel sorry for anyone who has to experience this - and also that the mothers heads will generally be fucked up. However, this particular baby was still-born (again - tragic). The page that has been made up for the baby includes pictures of the still-born baby, pictures of the mother pretending to breastfeed the baby with posts of "This is how I would've fed you if you'd made it", pictures of the womans other kids (all very young) looking at this still-born baby in the hospital with captions saying "You and your big sister". This, for me, is by far the worst and most shocking thing I have ever saw on facebook. Edited to say - this particular baby must've died at around 30 weeks (by a guesstimate), which is my view makes the pictures even worse for obvious reasons What the actual f**k. That sounds horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 What the actual f**k. That sounds horrific. Aye mate, you certainly don't want to see it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I found a profile on facebook a couple of weeks ago. It was a tribute site to a baby who had died during pregnancy. I "found" kinda makes it sound like you were searching for it! Agreed though, that sounds horrific. I'd stick to searching for fit birds. More creepy than annoying, but a good friend of mine who I worked with died just before Christmas. Yet somehow she still "liked" a status I fired up the other day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 This has probably been mentioned a hunner times before, but what rips my knitting is the constant statuses (usually women) which say nothing except 'Fed Up', or 'Really down atm', then when someone replies to ask what's up, they'll either say they don't want to talk about it, or will PM them later. Why fucking post it at all then you walloper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 This has probably been mentioned a hunner times before, but what rips my knitting is the constant statuses (usually women) which say nothing except 'Fed Up', or 'Really down atm', then when someone replies to ask what's up, they'll either say they don't want to talk about it, or will PM them later. Why fucking post it at all then you walloper? Amen brother. Either have a total meltdown on Facebook for us all to laugh at, or f**k off and don't get our hopes up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
energyzone Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 People who use "Yasss" in response to something. Normally used when someone likes to tell the world their intentions on a night out, or share their luck in the gambling world. "Yassss coupon up again, BOOM!!!" "Gonna get on it like a car bonnet the nite, yaaaaasss!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Scottish 'Man Utd' fans greeting about Man City having 'gloryhunting' fans and their side 'buying the league'. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 My news-feed is very quiet these days because most people use Twitter. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Most people on my Facebook tbh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 People who use "Yasss" in response to something. I said yassss earlier, although to be fair Alex McLeish had just been sacked. I'm sure you can understand the sentiment! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 My news-feed is very quiet these days because most people use Twitter. . I prefer that to be honest. I actually find my more intelligent and intellectual friends are now on Twitter, where as folk I have on Facebook who are a bit more common ( ) are still loyal to Facebook. I'm rarely on Facebook now. I still have an account but haven't updated my status for a few months now. I Tweet maybe 2 or 3 times a day however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 I've just come across this piece of illiterate gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 My news-feed is very quiet these days because most people use Twitter. . twitter is shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 I prefer that to be honest. I actually find my more intelligent and intellectual friends are now on Twitter, where as folk I have on Facebook who are a bit more common ( ) are still loyal to Facebook. I'm rarely on Facebook now. I still have an account but haven't updated my status for a few months now. I Tweet maybe 2 or 3 times a day however. I prefer Twitter as well, but I only follow decent people so there's hardly any tweets that are of a toe curling nature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I'd like to know why you people have still got facebook....139 pages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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