Barrfields_Largs Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 People who post pictures of cats,dogs, monkeys etc with captions like "It's Friday People!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 That brown eye one is possibly a new nadir for Facebook posts. It inspired me to make this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 You should add, ignore if you want your grandma to become headless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 That brown eye one is possibly a new nadir for Facebook posts. It inspired me to make this: Consider this stolen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 You should add, ignore if you want your grandma to become headless Sounds pretty threatening, and could creep a lot of people out. I fail to see any negatives... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 Sittin on the wet grass.in the lively sunshine watchin william play rugby what more do i need. Oh ye cream 4 ma piles lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 4 friends like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Girl on my Facebook posted earlier today 'what's the date?' Utter simpleton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Girl on my Facebook posted earlier today 'what's the date?' Utter simpleton. Well? What was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Girl on my Facebook posted earlier today 'what's the date?' Utter simpleton.I've a lassie on mine who purposely puts up statuses to make herself look thick just for attention. People have stopped replying do her walls now covered with about statuses calling herself thick without anyone else interacting tremendous! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I've also got a middle aged man who posts 100 YouTube videos a night and has 5 or 6 statuses about being happy, then sad, about loving his children and saying he's going to end it all and how he hates how he can "turn dark". Lately he's going on about how he'll use his "kung fu" to beat this guy up, the guy who assaulted him in the street a month or so ago. Neither were drunk and it seemingly just kicked off. And he got hospitalised, yet NOW he'll be able to kick him in with his "Kung fu" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Some bird I'm friends with is telling everyone on FB how proud she is of her son who is doing a sponsored walk with his primary school for cancer research, not to mention beseeching everyone to donate heavily. Now the kid is around 6 years old, so I wouldn't expect him to be running a marathon, but his sponsored walk is a paltry 0.7 miles, or approximately 1100 metres. My walk to school when I was his age was longer than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Should be at least 3 miles. Child should be embarrassed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 In response to all the fucktards who share those "win an iPad" statuses, this has popped up on my newsfeed today : -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 4 friends like this. .....and have another PAYG phone you don't know about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 In response to all the fucktards who share those "win an iPad" statuses, this has popped up on my newsfeed today : I went in to see who would bother red dotting this and it was me!? f**k knows how that happened, I'll square you up. Stupid phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I know dozens of folk have already mentioned this similar annoyance, but for some reason I have had a spate of gym based updates the last couple of weeks. Today was the final straw so I will be unfollowing anyone that announces they are away to the gym. It is, pretty much every single time, overweight girls. You are fat, you need to lose weight but don't do the whole 'time to make a change' routine every few months and feel like you have to announce it to the world to get some kind of acceptance. We all know you will give up in a couple of weeks and will yet again have to awkwardly cancel your gym membership to the fourth or fifth gym you have been to. "Home, dinner, gym for a great session, home again, curled up on the sofa with a glass of wine to reward myself. Boom!" Shut. The f**k. Up She should be un-followed for the 'boom' comment alone, let alone the rest of her boring status update. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Just been talking to a guy who works at the DHSS call centre, he was saying that he had a 52 year old self employed builder who has never claimed before but has had no work rang up asking for some help and all he could offer him was the payment of his national health stamp.The next phone call he received was from a somali immigrant who couldn't speak English and required a translator with 7 children and another on the way complaining that her £40.000 a year benefits was not enough to live on !!!!He also stated that they had been receiving phone calls from Bulgaria and Romania with reference to benefits available in preparation for the window that will be opening soon here in the UK. I am not a racist and support my own charity in Africa but something is seriously wrong with our system, there are many of us out there who have invested in our nation and asked for nothing in return and when you hear things like this it's like your own government is slapping you in the face.If you agree with me please share. Please share this on your timeline ! Why did the translator need to have seven children? I think the Somali immigrant is probably narrowing his/her chances of finding an available translator by insisting on this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Even worse than the infamous Bankies tattoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 That is genuinely one of the shittest tattoos I have ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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