SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 You live in North Ayrshire, what else is there to talk about but banal dreary shit? We can feel superior to people in Saltcoats, that's for sure. From earlier in the thread. Although to be fair, this particular bird is astonishingly thick and will almost certainly appear on Jeremy Kyle at some point. I look forward to her appearance: "I managed to fill out a giro form all by myself. Didn't look forward to trying to collect it though." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollie Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Came to this thread to share that very one. Tragic. edit - just found this (Girl status) Xmas present came early the day (guy comments) whatd u get (original girl) Ill pm you xx(guy) okies Her period? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keteoj Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Folk who talk to dead friends...."hope your ok up there Aaron. I went to visit you today, really needing a cuddle". Just f**k off, seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Folk who talk to dead friends...."hope your ok up there Aaron. I went to visit you today, really needing a cuddle". Just f**k off, seriously. *poke* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 One girl posted this within four hours last night: having a wee glass of vino and a dance round my living room. my mammy has (name of daughter) tonight. listening to mc hammer, you can't touch this. tuneee. my feet won't stop dancing, think they want to go out. lol. what time do city stop lettinmg people in at?. xx heading out, hope the clubs are still open. There were also two generic pop chart songs posted with the caption "tuneee " in this time frame. Deleted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 (edited) Some girl who's a friend of a friend has created a page for her dog, and regularly posts from her own account to the dog's wall like a complete headcase. I don't have her added but see it come up quite often on the wee ticker thing in the top right because my friends has liked or commented on a post on a dog's wall. Edited December 17, 2011 by Rudy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ict Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 'YOLT! jus goat oaf wae the GBH charge facefuckers. hoos up fir a party n getin mwi?' EM not me thanks. What does that even mean ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_T_Y Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 What does that even mean ? I would hazard a guess mwi is mad with it. YOLT ? never heard it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 'YOLT! jus goat oaf wae the GBH charge facefuckers. hoos up fir a party n getin mwi?' What does that even mean ? Aside from YOLT which I assume is just a general positive sound, the rest is perfectly clear... if written somewhat lazily! Just got off with the GBH charge facefuckers. Who's up for a party and getting mad with it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) One girl posted this within four hours last night: having a wee glass of vino and a dance round my living room. my mammy has (name of daughter) tonight. listening to mc hammer, you can't touch this. tuneee. my feet won't stop dancing, think they want to go out. lol. what time do city stop lettinmg people in at?. xx heading out, hope the clubs are still open. There were also two generic pop chart songs posted with the caption "tuneee " in this time frame. Deleted. You shoulda gone down city with a camera and updated the horrific club photos thread. Edited December 18, 2011 by Tamdunk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 This was just posted by a girl on Facebook: "Yeah so Man City may have just taken the lead but I will keep supporting Arsenal because I'm a real fan." So you support a team that plays 2 hours away from you and you've never been to a game in your life? What you need is a swift boot to the pie love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Not read most of this thread but here goes..... Folk that have a conversation on Facebook who don;t either use the chat feature or add comments to the first question but instead write a new comment on each others page clogging up my news feed. Two girls in particular do this, both of which deserve a swift kick to the fud. "Awwww my little princess is just perfect, love my gorgeous family so much!". Once is annoying, twice is frowned upon, every day for a week and the boot was deleted. "IIIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSSS SSSSSSNNNNNOOOOOWWWWWIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!" quickly followed by someone else going "awww it isnt snowing here, bring the snow to meeeee". f**k off the pair of you. Snow is shite, I have the ability to look outside and see for myself and you're patter is grinding, deleted. People compleining about upcoming assignments; "Got 11 hours to do this essay, im fucked!" - well get off Facebook and do it then you moron. People (Burds) that go out for dinner and post pictures of their drink/dinner - GET TO FECK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 You seem angry. I like that. Keep up the good work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 People who write the following pish after someone dies: From today - "Devastating day for us all today RIP Nicole. Didn't know you but you were 1 in a million Thoughts go out your family, close friends and friends. God must have been in need for an angel, and by the way, he has definitely took one ♥" F*ck off you absolute c*nt. No disrespect to the girl who died today obviously. Ultimate and thorough disrespect to the sack who posted that shite though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 A friend showed me an absolute belter from his news feed. Someone had posted a picture of her baby, presumably so everyone would say nice things about it. The first comment said something along the lines of "your baby looks kind of stoned haha. Just saying" to which the mum responded "he has cerebral palsy". Oops. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThankCrunchie Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 People who write the following pish after someone dies: From today - "Devastating day for us all today RIP Nicole. Didn't know you but you were 1 in a million Thoughts go out your family, close friends and friends. God must have been in need for an angel, and by the way, he has definitely took one ♥" F*ck off you absolute c*nt. No disrespect to the girl who died today obviously. Ultimate and thorough disrespect to the sack who posted that shite though. This. Similarly, someone I knew has passed away recently, and his memorial page has had comments of remembrance ending in WATP and YNWA. The guy hated football, particularly the old firm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 (edited) To all the unselfish mums out there who traded sleep for dark circles, salon haircuts for a ponytail, long baths for quick showers, late nights for early mornings, and designer bags for nappy bags and who wouldn't change a thing. Let's see how many mums post this who don't care what they gave up and instead, LOVE what they got in return Post if you LOVE being a MUM ♥ Ellie Mummy ♥'s You Edited December 20, 2011 by lanky_ffc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 A friend showed me an absolute belter from his news feed. Someone had posted a picture of her baby, presumably so everyone would say nice things about it. The first comment said something along the lines of "your baby looks kind of stoned haha. Just saying" to which the mum responded "he has cerebral palsy". Oops. :lol: It's like that bit in the Inbetweeners at the roller coaster. You shouldn't laugh but you can't help yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 To all the unselfish mums out there who traded sleep for dark circles, salon haircuts for a ponytail, long baths for quick showers, late nights for early mornings, and designer bags for nappy bags and who wouldn't change a thing. Let's see how many mums post this who don't care what they gave up and instead, LOVE what they got in return Post if you LOVE being a MUM ♥ Ellie Mummy ♥'s You Gave up using contraception too obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Anne Carrick don't fuckin phone me again asking fur a ride ya fuckin idiot knowing fine well im in a relationship wit u on fuckin drugs who do u think u r degrading me and thinkin ma mans a fuckin bam go away n fuckin grow up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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