Dunning1874 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 People taking pictures of their advent calendars and/or their children's advent calendars. No one cares, go away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarko_son Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 People taking pictures of their advent calendars and/or their children's advent calendars. No one cares, go away. this! It's absolutely doing ma nut in. Although I raise you .. FUCKING Arseholes im gonna find you!!!! i cant believe this has happend to me right on top of christmas toooo! i just got home to find all the windows wide open!! they've taken everythng its all gone im waiting for the police the dirty rotten thieving b*****ds that kind of sick minded person ? you are not human you are low life scum!!!!!..........that waz my advent calender and you had no right to open it and eat all my chocolates!!!! advent calendar jokes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 DO NOT CARE IF THIS DOES OFFEND SOMEONE… AND IF IT DOES, DELETE ME PLEASE THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE…I AM SICK AND TIRED OF EVERY YEAR WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND; THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TAKE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS BECAUSE IT MIGHT OFFEND SOMEONE…WELL, HOW ABOUT ALL OF THE CHRISTIANS?...WHAT ABOUT OFFENDING US BECAUSE YOU ARE TAKING OUR CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS?...CHRIST IS CHRISTMAS!...IF YOU AREN'T CELEBRATING CHRIST THEN WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING?...CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT THE BIRTH OF OUR SAVIOR!...CHRISTMAS IS ONE OF A FEW HOLIDAYS LEFT THAT CELEBRATE "MY" CHRIST!...LEAVE "MY" HOLIDAY ALONE!...AND TELL EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS, NOT HAPPY HOLIDAYS!...RE-POST IF YOU’RE NOT ASHAMED Words fail me. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Words fail me. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule Post that, then delete her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 (edited) WTF? A girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:<br style="font-size: 13px; line-crazy1 86: hey baby!!! h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??? crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!! h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this??? crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes... crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true. crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u. crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight.... h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!? crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you... crazy1 86 had signed off. The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead. PART 2... Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege. h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!! 2seXay4u: Who is this? h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on '''Smith sisters murdered anonymously'. h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell. The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hung. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!" - LISA SMITH This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE :- / Edited December 3, 2011 by Honest Saints Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 WTF? Jesus Christ. Somebody bludgeon whoever posted that right in their reproductive organs, please! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 WTF? I used to know a Lisa Smith, don't know if it's the same one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 I know it's easy to get cynical, but that's a crying shame. God bless everyone involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 I know it's easy to get cynical, but that's a crying shame. God bless everyone involved. In fact, now that I'm sober, I recant my last statement. Yahoo Messenger didn't even exist 15 years ago - so that whole post is bullshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Greg Prestonu awrite bud :/?? Like · · See friendship · 6 hours ago near Larkhall · [/url] Colin Sommerville Naw mate6 hours ago · Like Greg Preston happened mate6 hours ago · Like Colin Sommerville Awww long story mate5 hours ago · Like Greg Preston unlucky bud :/5 hours ago · Like Colin Sommerville Its sorted mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 (edited) Some absolutely facepalmic stuff on my newsfeed the last couple of days: Right see **name hidden** She's a fat using slag who sleeps around and lies to everyone about what goes on between me and her.. but sorry to say people that use all well know me and her were together for ages and i know more than use and the fact that i run around after her cleaning the house and her kids while she complians shes not well everyday is all use guys see but behind all tht she's a totall nutter who takes pills to keep her calm and sain.. and as she has just put on facebook tht we split up because i was bringing drugs into the house its allot oh shit... as all my closest friends know i have done drugs ocasionaly but to take drugs into her house where there are kids and leave them lying around is just not me. I am the one who has brought up her youngest one and cared for both him and josh her oldest which belive me takes a real man! now as for any other shit she says i would take it with a pinch of salt And: **Name of same person as above** is still a fat reekin mess btw! wither yer steamin or not sorry lads but all use tht slept wi her... nae exuse to waking up lying beside a whale in the morning.. not even, I was steamin. trying to shout abuse to me across the street when the police walk round and ur calling me a coward why?? sorry but i defo aint no coward unlike u. go crawl back under yer rock and fuckin stay there yah BEAST!! And on an unconnected situation, a classy bird updated yesterday with: U think ur hard 2nite infront of a kid! Jus coz ur kids r dragged up wiv violence well we aint like that! But jus remember I'm comin 2 hunt u fukers down! Oh no joke ill burst every1 o just like 2nite fukin hahaha The above is nearly incontrovertible evidence that the human race is doomed. Soon we shall be ruled by dolphins. Edited December 4, 2011 by jupe1407 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Example Tomorrow!! Who's going Can't wait for Example tonight!! ♥— with some random bird Lol some lassies are unbelievable! Am gonna wait 3 n a half hours in snow to get overcharged for One ticket!Think I'll Pass Thanks Same person as last time, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Same person as last time, she sounds like a hoot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 she sounds like a hoot! Someone asked her what the charge was and she came out with: Lol a lassie ws sellin me example ticket fr £30 bt ended up askin someone else n gettin 2 fr £20! Ya want one? X She then posts another status of Still gt Spare Ticket fr Example!! Gimme a shout x She does sound like a riot I don't even know who Example are, they're probably pretty shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Someone asked her what the charge was and she came out with: She then posts another status of She does sound like a riot I don't even know who Example are, they're probably pretty shite. he is a posh rapper who supports fulham, your life was just made that little bit better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 The above is nearly incontrovertible evidence that the human race is doomed. Soon we shall be ruled by dolphins. Oh dear... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Oh dear... Fine work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 WTF? The ironic thing is I'd quite like to stab her (it was a her, wasn't it? It's bound to be a her. It always is) just for posting that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) I think this is a fairly good example of the attention seeking on Facebook we all loathe so much. Not only that but the wee guy is obviously wanting a shot. Deleted. Attention Seeking Lassie: Now I understand .. :'( David: U ok? Xxxx· Lassie: Wish a was xxxx David: U want to talk about it? Xxxx Lassie: A think a just need ma bed :'( thanks david xxxx David: Well give me a txt Tomorrow if u want. Xxxx Edited December 6, 2011 by Marsh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a bairn Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) Status About snow Status about sarcastically asking if it's snowing, due to the overwhelming posts about snow Posts bitching about people who post about the snow People then complaining it isn't snowing in their area, and how unfair its. Edited December 6, 2011 by Just a bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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