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I'm already getting the New Year resolution posts in my news feed and one of the lads has already hit back with this belter of a post:

That's the "new year, new me" shite started.....cracks me up that people think that it makes a difference what year it is for undesirable parts of your life will change and be refreshed...fact of the matter is you reap what you sow.

You're a fat f**k and want to change? Get to the gym and eat less smoke sausage suppers at 3 in the morning!

You are in an unhappy relationship? Fucking patch the c**t and move on he's a w****r anyway, you know it, I know it....EVERYONE KNOWS IT!

In debt and miserable? Stop being a weekend millionaire and spending money you don't have an £10 bottles of cava in why not.

Spending too much in the bookies? They ALWAYS win,

Phone keeps playing up? Ditch it and get a fucking iPhone. Putting up with a shite phone purely for some pish new age MSN is rather silly.

And finally stop bitching about folk that have no implication on your life. You know f**k all about them and it is rather pathetic. (not aimed at anyone....we all do it!)

I hope you have all found these simple steps handy and put them into good use during the year ahead.

Telt!

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Tamer Hassan just posted this

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I always thought Danny Dyer was the c**t in that partnership.

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Work today has been like the film "127 hours" exept its been for 18 hours....and instead of being trapped on the side of a cliff its been in tescos.....and instead of cutting off my hand I've had to listen to Christmas music all day....

Been up for about half an hour and has 14 likes, wtf. He's one of my good uni mates but his friend list must be full of absolute spackers.

He also posted this like 15 minutes before the above:

Pissed off!

And all the typical "what's up" came in before I pointed out it's usually birds who post this sorta stuff(it's a guy).

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Well?

8 likes and 54 comments, the last of which was this cracker from the OP:

like ive just stated a couple times , we go over their for a week 2 weeks. if we went over to stay a wud try learn the langauge, forners half of them anyway arent here for a holiday half of them are pretty much the reason theirs barely any jobs because there an "priority" for an job. proven by the goverment themselves that more forners have jobs in this country than the people who are from this country.

I think she should try and learn English before trying to learn anything "forn".

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8 likes and 54 comments, the last of which was this cracker from the OP:

I think she should try and learn English before trying to learn anything "forn".

You should have commented saying they can probably speak better English than her. I fucking despise people like her.

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You should have commented saying they can probably speak better English than him. I fucking despise people like him.

It's a lassie.

EDIT: I have literally just received a request from her for something called "BINGO Blitz".

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A guy I used to play football with put a status update on about the songs Spurs fans were singing about John Terry, 4 comments later some bint puts this incoherent collection of words on :

Wot T F happened 2 free speech? Yer he may b wrong, yer he may b rite but he's a fucking footballer ffs ..... hardly harming ma family that follow motogp. World has gone barmy on pc .... boys r fightin abroad ... rest my case

What the hell does John Terry have to do with illegal wars ?!

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A guy I used to play football with put a status update on about the songs Spurs fans were singing about John Terry, 4 comments later some bint puts this incoherent collection of words on :

Wot T F happened 2 free speech? Yer he may b wrong, yer he may b rite but he's a fucking footballer ffs ..... hardly harming ma family that follow motogp. World has gone barmy on pc .... boys r fightin abroad ... rest my case

What the hell does John Terry have to do with illegal wars ?!

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I love that she rested a case which she hasn't yet stated... she literally has just typed out a chain of words which have no relevance to one another!

I think she unwittingly answers her initial query though... it was given to morons like her!

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Congratulations to Mark Cavendish on winning Sports Personality of the Year 2011. My congratulations also go to Darren Clarke and Mo Farah for 2nd and 3rd. well done to you all :)

It's almost as if she's speaking directly at them.

I also guarantee she has no idea who Darren Clarke is, or why the idea of him having the 2nd most successful 2011 in British sport is laughable.

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