Dazzle Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Barbour jacket Stay at piperdam Tattoo voucher Next voucher Vikings top Jordan 1s Bayern jumperRed dead 2 Polo Far too much but delighted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Money, aftershave, and a pair of noise-cancelling Sennheiser headphones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 A Russian wifie got an arm for Xmas. Unfortunately, she had two when she went to the pub. https://meaww.com/bear-tears-off-elderly-woman-arm-eats-it-during-christmas-party-russian-city?fbclid=IwAR3Suv409yyAvEiXuOQa5ekLbSumtYcaWJWUYImTriF6OHBS7ja48PiOgtg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, Oooooft said: A Russian wifie got an arm for Xmas. Unfortunately, she had two when she went to the pub. https://meaww.com/bear-tears-off-elderly-woman-arm-eats-it-during-christmas-party-russian-city?fbclid=IwAR3Suv409yyAvEiXuOQa5ekLbSumtYcaWJWUYImTriF6OHBS7ja48PiOgtg Elderly at 53, fucksake! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Saw necklace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Saw necklaceBought necklace? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Why does it have a terrible tekashi tattoo? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 I just assumed it was a memento from "Not The New Saw Movie XXX". Jesus. I may have just invented the worst idea since Porn of the Dead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Got a pair of black super skinny jeans. Just the thing for a pot bellied, balding, 55 year old! Got the wife a pair of pyjamas with an Owl design on them.... She won’t let me play with her hooters though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 16 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I just assumed it was a memento from "Not The New Saw Movie XXX". Jesus. I may have just invented the worst idea since Porn of the Dead Trust it to be you that knows of something called ‘Porn of the Dead’. Deviant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 6 hours ago, supermik said: Got a pair of black super skinny jeans. Just the thing for a pot bellied, balding, 55 year old! Got the wife a pair of pyjamas with an Owl design on them.... She won’t let me play with her hooters though. Wait until her head is turned. My wife and I stopped giving each other presents a few years back and spend the money on a long weekend, usually in Barcelona. Takes the pressure off knowing what to buy/getting things you don’t need. Far more enjoyable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Malt whisky and books. Sound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Wait until her head is turned. My wife and I stopped giving each other presents a few years back and spend the money on a long weekend, usually in Barcelona. Takes the pressure off knowing what to buy/getting things you don’t need. Far more enjoyable. That is actually a good idea GD. We scaled down the presents a bit this year, as we are going to a few gigs this year, for instance my mum got us tickets to a gig next year instead of smellies, sweets and clothes. Sent from my STF-L09 using Tapatalk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Wait until her head is turned. My wife and I stopped giving each other presents a few years back and spend the money on a long weekend, usually in Barcelona. Takes the pressure off knowing what to buy/getting things you don’t need. Far more enjoyable. we do this as well. you are right it saves all that hassle and also stops us buying shite for the sake of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Encephalopathy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 What's on everyone's lists this year? I see Janey Godley has a book of quotes coming out. On 25/12/2017 at 15:00, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: The stein is big though. Trying to find a big stein for my dad like this one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: Trying to find a big stein for my dad like this one! Thank me later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Just now, Mr. Alli said: Thank me later. You sure that's not an urn? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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