Big Rangers Administration/Liquidation Thread - All chat here!

[WeeHectorPar]

"There's not a team like the Glasgow Rangers,

No not one, no not one"

[WaffenThinMint]

There once was a team from Govan.

Whose fans stuck their heads in the oven

The books they did cook

And were sold to a crook

Their death all fans are lovin'!

Hmmm, try again!

There was once was a club from Ibrox

Who in football were akin to the pox.

To their Orc fans dismay,

They went bust in May,

After being run by a right shower of cocks!

[Ken Fitlike]

At least this will create some jobs in the Glasgow Parks Dept as they will have another landscaping project soon.

[No8.]

Aye you lot know how to cheer a guy up before he sets out to work...

'You think you're all poets,

Rangers will pull through and you don't even know it'.

William McGonagall 2012

Edited April 19, 2012 by No8.

[killiepiemuncher]

Who cooked their books like an oven...

They spent too much cash

while singin' the sash

Now the taxman is a hoverin'.

Sorry I'll get my coat.

[iceblink]

You've lost that Govan feelin'

You've lost that Govan feelin'

now they're gone, gone, gone ......

[Nutz_the_Squirrel]

Remember when Whyte came to town?

And said he'd turn Rangers around

But HMRC say they used EBTs

Now Gers are liquidation bound.

[MEADOWXI]

There once was a team called Rangers

Greed is what plunged them into Administration

And the joy of watching impending Liquidation

[Nutz_the_Squirrel]

Murray and the media were pally,

Eating succulent lamb and having a swally,

Now Rangers are deid, no more luxurious feeds

And now destined for Pizza Hut with Fat Sally

[kiddy]

They were Bluenoses since they were born,

but now they just look forlorn,

West Coast hacks they all ran,

for some "Succulent Lamb",

found only, jelly, ice cream & popcorn.

Boom Tish!

[Torfason]

There once was a team played in Blue

The Tax man they did try to screw

How they belted out the sash

As they paid in offshore cash

Now it's the Tax mans turn to fcuk you

[sjc]

who reded me for that

Guilty your Honour........only cos it didn't hit the heights that Poz's did.......so for that reason: Your fired !

[Gibby82]

The Bears are all over the news,

For a tax case they're destined to lose,

So let's bid them good night,

And raise a glass to Craig Whyte,

Then polish your grave-dancing shoes.

[archie guevara]

"They were the peepul...clap clap, clap clap clap

They were the peepul...clap clap, clap clap clap"

[The Real Saints]

There once was a pundit called Chick,

Who earned money by being a p***k,

A mad Gers fan for years,

Now he only has tears,

To use as lube for his shrivelled old dick.

[cowden0]

There's a team that we all despiseIt woldnae pay for ,supplies,It failed to pay tax,Noo it's shittin it's khaks,Parties galore when it dies.

[kildog]

There once was a team loved by bigots,

Whose financial misdeeds rival Pigot's,

...

I need some help with the ending

[iceblink]

My bets on page 514 when it's announced

[barrysnotter]

Excuse me for asking, but where are the people?

[WeeHectorPar]

"It's getting better all the time, better, better, better" (The Beatles)

http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=217275

tags: Rangers, ostriches, sand, tsunami, washed away

Click here: includes a warning it might already be too late.

That's bloody uncomfortable listening.

One thing is for sure, the fans and public are not being made aware of the stumbling blocks, so we can't comment on who is to blame. Whyte? Ticketus? HMRC? Bidders secretly want liquidation? Who knows, because we're not being told anything.

I hope I am wrong but I think it's only a matter of time

I hope to f**k this is not true, things seemed to be looking up at last.

And my personal favourite

Is it possible we don't appreciate how much shit we are actually in. I feel fucking sick.

I'm actually beginning to feel sorry for these Rip Van VVankers. It must be terrible to wake up from a coma and find that your world is about to change forever.