Florentine_Pogen Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 (edited) Nice one, Chris. I've copied and pasted. All we need now is a list of RFC sponsors. If someone can supply, I'll prepare a group e:mail list and circulate around my mates and get them to do likewise, ad nauseam, until this has hit everyone interested in rescuing the integrity of Scottish Footbal. 1. Partei Nationalsozialistische Deutschland 2. Tennents 3. BBC Radio Scotland (Chick Young/Fatty Traynor/Billy Dodds/Gordon Smith Faction) 4. murray group management ltd remuneration trust 5. Dave King Investments (Seth Efrika) Ltd 6. Peoples Front of Govan (Red Hand Faction) 7. Govan Peoples Front (Kaffliks Must Die Faction) 8. Dingwalls Pies Ltd. 9. Big Hoose Investments Ltd. 10. Media House Edited May 25, 2012 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Buddie Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Loving the fact that there is nearly, so very nearly, a P&B's staple response in there - "failing miserably". David Grier = rattled. So, the CVA offer goes out today or Monday. What's the latest odds on how much the creditors be offered? 10p in the pound? Less? I reckon 6p, but then the big tax case will come in and they'll have to go Newco, so the number is utterly irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 1. Partei Nationalsozialistische Deutschland 2. Tennents 3. BBC Radio Scotland (Chick Young/Fatty Traynor/Billy Dodds/Gordon Smith Faction) 4. murray group management ltd remuneration trust 5. Dave King Investments (Seth Efrika) Ltd 6. Peoples Front of Govan (Red Hand Faction) 7. Govan Peoples Front (Kaffliks Must Die Faction) 8. Dingwalls Pies Ltd. 9. Big Hoose Investments Ltd. 10. Media House SPLITTERS!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Fitlike Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 That was a nice dream last night..... Rangers liquidate, newco fail to get SFA licence due to more and more corrupt stuff emerging and cease to exist. 11 clubs in the SPL combine with 10 clubs in division 1 and a reprieved Queen of the South to make a 22 club 'Normal' League with 1 home and away fixture against each other - a 42 game season. It's not as if there is going to be any great date clashes with European ties... ...and then Uma Thurman came through wearing a skimpy negligee, carrying a pint of Deuchars IPA........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 The Daily Retard now in full-on anti-H*n mode. Rangers in crisis: Craig Whyte said he gave us £250K but I had to use my kid's holiday money to pay players, says Banstead Athletic boss May 25 2012 Exclusive by Gary Ralston Banstead Athletic THE club Craig Whyte targeted as a breeding ground for new Rangers talent have suffered a walkout of their entire first-team squad. Mickey Mouse? Banstead Athletic boss Dave Tidy has quit in disgust and canno longer afford to take his boy to Disneyworld after dipping into his holiday fund to pay players from hisown pocket. Best pal Graeme Banyard walks down the aisle in three weeks and still hasn’t told his wife-to-be about raiding cash from their wedding pot in a vain bid to keep the squad together. So much for the club that was supposed to be responsible for developing the new Steven Naismith, Steven Whittaker and Allan McGregor. Meanwhile, the whereabouts of the £250,000 forwarded to Banstead Athletic last August, from the Rangers account at Collyer Bristow, remains as much a mystery as the minnow outfit’s starting 11 next season in the Combined Counties championship in Surrey. Record Sport has been forwarded a letter to Banstead from Taylor Wessing, lawyers to Rangers’ administrators Duff and Phelps, dated April 11, 2012. It states that £250,000 was paid on August 24 last year and asks Banstead to confirm they received the sum and on which basis it was made. Chairman Terry Molloy said: “I’ve replied to them and told them we’ve not seen the money and can be of no further use to them.” Tidy has been asked so often about the supposed tie up between a giant of the Scottish game and a humble outfit that struggles to attract 30 fans to matches that his head hurts at more than just the thought of telling his son their dream holiday is off. TRUMPETED Tidy said: “I’m a broken man. I’m fed up, hurt and angry. “All those people in Scotland have been shafted by the people involved in this, including proud Rangers fans. Unfortunately, me and my mate have been coupled on to this nasty train ride.” Former bankrupt and venturecapitalist Aidan Earley, a pal of Whyte’s and a leading sponsor of Banstead, has previously trumpeted their youth academy project as a £3million scheme that has been almost three years inthe planning. Not a single JCB has yet trundled into the club’s modest ground at Merland Rise, on the fringes of Epsom racecourse. The ground is as empty as the promises made by chairman Molloy as Tidy, a telecoms engineer, pulls specks of fluff from his pockets. Tidy said: “Matters came to a head recently when the boys halted training in the middle of a Thursday night session and declared they were boycotting our next game. “They hadn’t been paid again and we’re not talking massive sums, between £30-£50 a week. I rustled money up with the help of Graeme and, in total, we’re out of pocket by £3250. “I’m just a normal guy. That money was to be used to take my son, George, on holiday to Orlando this summer. “How can I tell a seven-year-old his dad can no longer afford to take himto America? “Graeme’s a taxi driver and is getting married on June 16. He withdrew some money from his wedding fund to pay for squad costs and hasn’t even told his missus Gemma. “The players appreciated our gesture – our money covered running costs for about five weeks but enough was enough, they realised that as well. “There was a principle at stake. Now all the players have left the cluband Banstead are currently without a first-team squad. “There has been all this talk abouta link with Rangers and £250,000investment and yet I ended up having to beg down the phone to the chairman for money. “I’ve gone through so much this season. I’m a nice guy and don’t deserve to be treated this way.” Tidy, a former youth coach at Charlton, took over from Banyard as first-team boss in October and reservations about the financial stability of the club began to surface. Still, there was a surprise at Christmas when he was called to a meeting at the club, the equivalent of a Scottish junior outfit, for discussions with chairman Molloy and shirt sponsor Earley. He added: “Terry and Aidan set out what they were looking to do and, true enough, Craig Whyte did send a letter backing the plans for the development of Banstead. “We were told our club would have new astro pitches, with the focus on youth and hopefully with Rangers riding on the back because they wanted to branch out in the south of England. “It made sense to me. I was excited about pushing Banstead forward and proud to be linked with a club of the stature of Rangers, a massive brand. EMBARRASSING “It has been downhill ever since at Banstead and as the frontman at the club I had to deal with a lot of media interest when I knew next to nothing. “I was told by the chairman and Aidan’s associates, ‘Don’t comment on this, don’t say that’. “What do I think about the Rangers thing now? It’s embarrassing.” Fears over the Banstead Athletic project appear well founded. Reigate and Banstead Council gave planning approval for eight five-a-side pitches in January, subject to successful renegotiation of the lease for the council-owned site and funding guarantees. However, the council are now forging ahead with their own plans, including new football pitches, a leisure centre and youth and community facilities at a different site. Earley said: “I am not a director or shareholder of any of the companies involved and so am not authorised to disclose confidential information.” Molloy says Banstead are “still in negotiation” about their academy and claimed not to know anything about the council’s own leisure proposals. It remains to be seen if Rangers fans will ever see their badly-needed money reinvested back into their club as it stands on the brink. Molloy also flatly denies owing money to Tidy and Banyard and said: “We finished bottom of the league and Dave Tidy was the first manager to get this club relegatedsince 1944.” Tidy is incredulous but keen to look forward. He has just taken up a post as reserve team manager and goalkeeping coach with Farnborough, who play in the Conference South, a step up from the Combined Counties. He said: “People who live in Scotland and love their club have beentrampled on – and I have as well. “If they think I’m going down with a whimper, they’ve got another think coming. “In life and football I’ve been told never to burn bridges but Banstead is one bridge I’m happy to burn.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Want Billy Dodds off yer tranny? Here's the lady to e mail. BBC Director of Sport 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 The real gem, however, is that Leggo has now written a book - about someone with an Irish name plotting to kill Churchill http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Kennedy-Kill-ebook/dp/B0084UZ5BM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1337928896&sr=8-1 Should it not be 'day of the timmy' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 A basic search on Cockwomble using Google.co.uk now brings up Neil Doncaster on Pie & Bovril 6 pages in. It seems to me that we're having some success in linking the cockwomble, Neil Doncaster to the site cockwomble.org that clearly and undeniably links Neil Doncaster to a site that embodies his whole cockwomblish persona. It's my understanding that Google spiders take some time to crawl these links, so we just need to keep up the effort. In that spirit (and with apologies for anyone looking for actual, meaningful content)... Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble. Neil Doncaster is a Cockwomble and he's made a right fuckbungle of this whole affair. Interesting Good use of fuckbungle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 (edited) Alan Lowing chipmunk girlfriend Edited May 25, 2012 by Milevskiy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Kowalski Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 pick your replacement this is a collective effort...... keep it clean though! I'd go with carbuncle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 My link. As I understand it, Google likes to have links to the likes of cockwomble or Neil doncaster to come from a variety of sites. With this in mind, I have added a few "ghost" pages to some of my sites with the phrases cockwomble, Donkeymaster,and Neil Doncaster liberally sprinkled throughout. These sites also have pictures of the cockwomble Neil Doncasterwith appropriate file names attached. Appropriate, you say? Well most of them have the filename cockwomble.jpg. Every little helps..... Very interesting. Bears repeating. Can't we have a dedicated cockwomble or Neil doncaster thread though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/football/spl/rangers/2012/05/25/rangers-in-crisis-marvin-andrews-denies-any-tax-evasion-during-his-time-with-ibrox-club-86908-23872430/ “I can’t deny or hide the fact that I played for the club during the time in question but I got my salary like everybody else and I paid my taxes as normal. “I collected my wages at Rangers and have the pay slips to prove it. I could see for myself where the tax had been taken off and everything I had done." As a Man of God, Marvin's veracity is beyond reproach. However, could there be dodgy dealings between Marvin's "payslip" and the EBT allegedly set up in his name ? Possible slush fund for his agent ? Oooooh, we should be told. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Alan Lowing chipmunk girlfriend A tribute to the good old days!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 The Daily Retard now in full-on anti-H*n mode. Rangers in crisis: Craig Whyte said he gave us £250K but I had to use my kid's holiday money to pay players, says Banstead Athletic boss Best pal Graeme Banyard walks down the aisle in three weeks and still hasn't told his wife-to-be about raiding cash from their wedding pot in a vain bid to keep the squad together. She knows now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Isn't that the exact opposite of what was concluded above? Likewise, mailing Platini when the situation IS currently being dealt with would seem a tad self-defeating. Shouldn't we wait to see exactly what is done at the conclusion of this whole saga before sounding alarm bells? There's no harm in gently reminding M Platini that folk are concerned. After all, he will be getting his reports from Campbell Ogilvie and Stewart Regan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribzanelli Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Just read Leggos latest drunken mumblings - does anyone know what an "unreconstructed" Celtic supporter is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Buddie Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 (edited) Further to my diatribe last night, I have done a wee bit of research and found the following details on RFC's sponsorship: Tennents: they have a web page, Tennents.com You'll find a "contact us" tab. Paste ChrisMacArab's letter in there. Lomond Audi Group : webpage lomondaudigroup.com. "contact us" tab is at top right, that'll take you to a map of their sites. Click on the Glasgow site and there's a form to fill in your views. Burn Stewart Distillers : webpage burnstewartdistillers.com "contact us " tab gives a drop down with the name Anne Gardner as Head of Customer Services with an individual "contact" option. Click on that and again a form appears to complete. JJB Sports : webpage jjbsports.com. "contact us" tab on top right, gives a dropdown of the usual form, which includes an e:mail address for direct contact. Umbro : webpage umbro.com but that doesn't give contact details. E:mail address is enquiries@umbrofootballkits.co.uk This is the time to start spinning that spider-web which will trap the fly. Contact them directly and get your mates and their mates to pass down the chain and do likewise. Copy and paste chrismacarab's letter as previouls posted. Edited May 25, 2012 by Happy Buddie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeeTeeJag Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 There's no harm in gently reminding M Platini that folk are concerned. After all, he will be getting his reports from Campbell Ogilvie and Stewart Regan. I do find it hard to believe that UEFA arent taking a keen interest in this farce. They maybe just waiting and watching to see what the SFL/SFA do, and hope that they deal with it satisfactorily. Other clubs arounnd europe have been punished much more severely, for less wrongdoing than rankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Just read Leggos latest drunken mumblings - does anyone know what an "unreconstructed" Celtic supporter is? Yes. It means any citizen who is deemed to be "An Enemy of Rapeepul." Google the following for further info :- 1. Josef Stalin 2. Lavretiy Beria 3. GULAG 4. Breaking Wheel 5. The branks. I'm sure Leggo thinks of all these topics as he concocts his bile of an evening. He is deffo certifiable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Want Billy Dodds off yer tranny? Here's the lady to e mail. BBC Director of Sport Has the wee greeting faced apologist made any statement about his EBT being disclosed in the BBC Programme the other night ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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