Sting777 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Just had a wee read through for a laugh and caught this; If you read closely, you can actually taste the seethe from the batshit crazy mentalist! Another reason....if any were required...that our chairman should come out today and join the Div 1/SFL 3 (Morton/Raith Rovers and Falkirk) and say NO TO NEWCO IN DIV 1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broccoli Dog Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Donald Findlay though, the man who we all hung out to dry in his hour of need, doing it for the love of this club. Brings a tear to your eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Fitlike Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Thursday June 28. Woke up. 5am... cat decided he wanted fed, so gave me a paw in the mooth'. Rolled over, pulled covers up, attempted to ignore miaowing in my right lug. No joy. Cat wasn't for walking away. 5.20am - fed cat. Returned to bed. 6.30am - got up 'for real'. Cat is curled up at the bottom of the bed in a ball, sleeping and gently snoring. 7.00am - put telly on. Live report from London as they are about to unveil a monument to Bomber Command. 7.02am - think 'Fair play, must have been some fcuking speech he made at Ibrox last night.' 7.05am - put kettle on, grabbed iPod touch, navigated to here. Happy birthday to me. Green dot for those lines. Happy Birthday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I notice McCoist didn't turn up at training, and left it to Kenny McDowall. Surely he's not walking away? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 Apologies if this has been posted already..... http://www.rangers.co.uk/news/football-news/article/2824686 That does it for me. Div 3? Nah, gie's a 'Third Lanark' situation. Div 3 is too good for Sevco 5088 / Sevco Scotland / FC Bomber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyg Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 SANDY JARDINE has reiterated that there is no break Rangers' long and illustrious history. Fans have been angered by jibes from some quarters and completely ill-informed reporting that there is a 'new' Rangers and the 'old' one has ceased to exist. Jardine said: "It's a lot of nonsense that our history does not carry on. There are a lot of other fans out there saying that we are a new club but that's not the case. "We never worried about what other supporters said in the past and we shouldn't worry about what other supporters say now. "What matters is what Rangers supporters think. "We are a club with 140 years of history and next year we will be a club with 141 years of history. "If and when we win another Championship flag we will add it to the 54 we already have." Speaking on RangersTV, Jardine said: "Whatever league we will be playing in we will still be playing in the same stadium, we will still be playing in a blue shirt. "We will have the same supporters and the same staff. Nothing has changed and people have to realise that. "We have a Hall of Fame board recognising our greatest players and I have no doubt that in the future other players will be added to it and they will be delighted to be among greats like Davie Meiklejohn, George Young and John Greig. "This fallacy that our history has ended is just banter from other supporters and some of our fans have taken the bait. They should just ignore it. "We have a rich history - Barcelona, Nine in a Row, 54 league titles - are we going to forget that? I don't think so." WATCH SANDY JARDINE ON RANGERSTV NOW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Agent Orange? Apologies if already done, thread's too big to search. Necrorangers could do with some medicinal compound from Lily the............................ (fill in missing colour) Hey! I've just got out of bed, takes a while to get brain going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 Green dot for those lines. Happy Birthday! Cheers, appreciated... hoping for some cheering birthday news from the Sevco 5088 bunker today. Mon' the diddies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) From today's Daily Rangers: BOBBY RUSSELL admits watching his beloved Rangers being battered and bloodied on the road to extinction has been an agonising journey of personal heartache. At some point the reality that Rangers and Celtic are the twin pillars of football in this country needs to be accepted and constructive planning to take the game forward has to take place. Bobby Russell = Delusional Sevco apologist. Bobby Thought you might like an up-to-date picture of your beloved Rangers. Love Granny Edited June 28, 2012 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broccoli Dog Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Sure thing Sandy keep the history, it will cost you £140 million pounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stucommando Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 "He said he and former Rangers director Donald Findlay were putting together a bid funded by fans and backers he did not name" Yet it is filled with alleged investors from Hong Kong, Malaysia, etc and so forth? JUST LIKE CHARLES GREEN DID YET THE RANGERS FANS ARE WILLING TO TRUST A TINK JUST BECAUSE HE CUT HIS KNEES ON THE TURF FOR RANGERS? any investor, whether a Rangers man or not, should be wanting to run the club at a profit, and thats going to take singeing wage cuts and a massive hit in performance on the park. " “They can’t afford to sit in there for years because there is no money there. Sooner or later, they have to come to the table and do a deal with us — that’s the story.” NO JOHN - THE STORY IS THAT HE DOESNT HAVE TO DO HEEHAW - NEW RANGERS DO NOT HAVE A LEAGUE TO PLAY IN - AND AT THE WA Y IT IS ALL PANNING OUT WITH YOUR INFIGHTING - WILL BE LUCKY TO EVEN BE ACCEPTED INTO DIVISION 4. HE CAN SELL THE PLAYERS AND MURRAY PARK - HE IS UNDER NO OBLIGATION WHATSOEVER TO CONTINUE AS A FOOTBALL CLUB. AND THE WAY YOU AND YOUR KNUCKLEDRAGGING "PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE CLUBS BEST INTERESTS AT HEART" ARE ACTING I DONT THINK ANYONE WOULD BE SURPRISE IF HE PULLED THE PLUG ON YOU ALL. We keep hearing, rangers loyal fans dont deserve to suffer this, but it seems to be rangers loyal fans who are protesting and making themselves out to be nothing but primeaval thugs. with threats of violence and blood to people "STARVE THE BEAST" Bomber, you moron, do you not understand that if you do that you will leave the club in an even MORE perilous position than they are already in? "HE WOULD BE A HUNTED MAN" They love their threats of violence dont they these "Rangers men" I love his arrogant comment as well, "we will climb the the leagues year after year" - just how can he predict that? If they are out there singing their old Rangers songs and want the new Rangers to maintain the 50 odd titles and history then surely they can accept that the old debt has to transfer to New Rangers - you cant cherrypick the best bits. Over. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 ""SANDY JARDINE has reiterated that there is no break Rangers' long and illustrious history. Fans have been angered by jibes from some quarters and completely ill-informed reporting that there is a 'new' Rangers and the 'old' one has ceased to exist. Jardine said: "It's a lot of nonsense that our history does not carry on. There are a lot of other fans out there saying that we are a new club but that's not the case. "We never worried about what other supporters said in the past and we shouldn't worry about what other supporters say now. "What matters is what Rangers supporters think."" Well, no. What matters is what FIFA think. whether we or orcs like it or not. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The big chair Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 What time is training today? I wouldn't want to miss the big build up on SSN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Fitlike Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 they must be regretting spending money on re-seeding the pitch now.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somner`s love child Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 The Bobby Russell and Donald Findlay comments wouldn't have been out of place on Feb 14 - wrapped up in a neat bundle with all the other 'we need Rangers or we die', 'Scottish football needs Rangers in the SPL', 'Rangers must be saved' soundbites. Those days are gone. It all seems desperate now. Bomber, these comments.... Surely, and a lot of us have said this recently, enough is enough. This is now becoming a complete embarrassment... as if it wasn't bad enough already. What!! How could you possibly want this to end? I want to see this kept going right up to the day before football resumes with endless saviours letting them down, and their heoes offering nothing but sympathy and platitudes This is a torture akin to the Japanese water treatment (drip, drip, drip) and they are screaming. Speak for yourself but I`m gonna be an unhappy bunny when this is over. This is payback AND fabulous entertainment. It really is the thread that keeps on giving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well Well Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Best training to watch today is Motherwell with Faddy in amongst the Champions League squad... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo'ness Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Whyte started this adventure. The Blue knights promised us they would soon be in the pink. Green appeared in his one grey suit Then Brown opened his mouth to reveal more brown. The saviour has to be ex-hvn Kenny Black, coming up the Clyde in a yellow submarine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) I'm worried noo. Now that they've got ex-players with the organisational and oration skills of Jinty Sardine and Mumbler Broon, I see a resurgent Sevco5088 being readmitted to the SPL on a veritable tsunami of new investment from George Soros,Warren Buffet and Paul Allen. Edited June 28, 2012 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BinoBalls Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Bomber Brown Tipped For Career In Public Speaking A head hunter for a major PR company has tipped John Brown for a career in public speaking following his stirring oration on the steps of Ibrox Stadium last night. Describing his sermon as “provocative and eloquent”, recruitment specialist Lewis Klein predicted Brown would be the next big name in the high-end after-dinner speaking circuit. “I watched the video of Mr Brown addressing his audience on youtube and I was struck by not only his faultless command of the English language, but also his impeccable delivery,” said Klein, who has already been in touch with Brown’s people to sound out the former Rangers defender’s appetite for presenting a special Scottish edition of University Challenge. “History shows us that natural born orators don’t come around too often,” continued Klein. “Adolf Hitler, Winston Churchill, Tony Blair; to name but three.” “And now we’ve got Bomber Brown.” Footage of the balding ex-Dundee and Hamilton centre-half delivering an impromptu address in front of an audience of 1,000 has become an overnight internet sensation, with people from New Zealand to Vancouver wowed by Brown’s ability to harness the emotion of the crowd, his continued use of the word “wur”, and the fact he was able to communicate while suppressing a natural-born instinct to swear every ten seconds. “I’ll be honest – I’d never heard of the guy before today,” said Australian native Sandy Kinzono. “But this morning he was all over the news and so I watched his video and I was like ‘WOW! WHO THE HECK IS THIS GUY? HE WANTS £500 OF MY MONEY FOR SOME SORT OF FUND – WHERE DO I SIGN UP?’”. Oration enthusiasts at the University of Minnesota have claimed they have studied Mr Brown before, citing his interview with a Clyde supporters’ website, where Brown articulated the profound statement: “I’m the manager of the fucking Clyde”. “We’ve been tracking this guy for some time,” confirmed Professor Jerry Livingston. “It certainly hasn’t come as a surprise to me or my colleagues that Mr Brown has finally got the global audience he deserves.” Meanwhile, when reporters caught up with Mr Brown at his home to gauge his reaction to his new-found fame, the former Rangers scout proclaimed: “Whit? Wur all aboot getting wur club back in the hands of wur fans.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 What!! How could you possibly want this to end? I want to see this kept going right up to the day before football resumes with endless saviours letting them down, and their heoes offering nothing but sympathy and platitudes This is a torture akin to the Japanese water treatment (drip, drip, drip) and they are screaming. Speak for yourself but I`m gonna be an unhappy bunny when this is over. This is payback AND fabulous entertainment. It really is the thread that keeps on giving. It cannot end soon enough. My own club have put 'on ice' the talks to sell the club because of the uncertainty. I know for a fact we just don't know what it really means for the Sky deal, so we are in limbo on budgets and possibly signing any players. From a Dundee / Dunfermline POV - how can either of them prepare for the SPL (sign one or two experienced pros?), or prepare for life in Div 1 (let a couple of players go?). Supporters of these clubs will be buying season tickets just like the rest of us.... for what division? At what price? SPL prices or Div 1 prices? Further down the leagues - teams involved in the play-offs....more uncertainty. Applicants for a vacant slot in Div 3? Anyone know for sure? Any way you look at it, these cnuts are now seriously fcuking-up Scottish football across the board. Time to end this sordid charade and move on. Still seeking 'clarity' cockwomble? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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