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Have a Greenism:

""We're not having, excuse my French, people taking the pee out of us anymore. It's finished."

From the same article

"But if we leave fans to one side for a moment, while that lot are against us, I'm not leaving.

So, he must have concluded "that lot" aren't against them any more.

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BREAKING NEWS

Nothing embarrassing happens at Ibrox for full 48 hours.

Sevco fans are voicing their deep concern as for the first time in the clubs 1 year history, hee-haw has taken place in the last 48 hours which could be described as shameful, stupid or down right embarrassing.

HEE-HAW

"We were really hoping to kick on from the board and court room shambles at the weekend" said one Ibrox insider. "Something idiotic happens and you try to build on that, carry the momentum forward through the week so there are plenty of ludicrous stories in the press. But that hasn't happened and I know the boys are sore about it. Rest assured we are doing everything we can to make completed arses of ourselves as soon as possible and by extension all of our fans. They deserve that."

RUMOURS

There are however rumours that fans took things into their own hands last night in an effort to bring about something shameful, something sadly lacking at Ibrox in recent days. But it turns out they were Chelsea fans, pretending to be sevco fans, dressed as Ajax fans wearing a funny moustache and glasses.

PIES

"We expect to be doing something cringeworthy and totally humiliating again in the near future, but making total c***s of ourselves doesn't just happen overnight. We've asked super ally to give it his best shot and with such a team of professionals behind him, with any luck we'll be all over the news soon with something you wouldn't expect a 5 year old to do or say."

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BREAKING NEWS

Nothing embarrassing happens at Ibrox for full 48 hours.

Sevco fans are voicing their deep concern as for the first time in the clubs 1 year history, hee-haw has taken place in the last 48 hours which could be described as shameful, stupid or down right embarrassing.

HEE-HAW

"We were really hoping to kick on from the board and court room shambles at the weekend" said one Ibrox insider. "Something idiotic happens and you try to build on that, carry the momentum forward through the week so there are plenty of ludicrous stories in the press. But that hasn't happened and I know the boys are sore about it. Rest assured we are doing everything we can to make completed arses of ourselves as soon as possible and by extension all of our fans. They deserve that."

RUMOURS

There are however rumours that fans took things into their own hands last night in an effort to bring about something shameful, something sadly lacking at Ibrox in recent days. But it turns out they were Chelsea fans, pretending to be sevco fans, dressed as Ajax fans wearing a funny moustache and glasses.

PIES

"We expect to be doing something cringeworthy and totally humiliating again in the near future, but making total c***s of ourselves doesn't just happen overnight. We've asked super ally to give it his best shot and with such a team of professionals behind him, with any luck we'll be all over the news soon with something you wouldn't expect a 5 year old to do or say."

In other news, Dave King is "on his way" according to todays Sun Newspaper, the well respected red top, famous for never creating a headline just to sell papers took the unprecedented move of running with some cock n bull rangers story to ensure readership from both sides of the religious football divide.

Although not read, i'm sure it contained key words like Billionaire, indiscrepancy, company, warchest, back, top. Rumours that it didn't include a single quote are as yet unfounded.

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Kwalitay!

 

McBungle of Conville publishes on fit and proper tests!

 

Next up...

 

Dermatological Des on how to run a care home.

 

Mad Vlad on respecting the importance of international arrest warrants.

Looks like we may need to update the Bendy Bingo cards...

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The notion that Rangers fans are united – the Rangers Supporters Association, Rangers Supporters Assembly and Rangers Supporters Trust released a joint statement to turn up the heat on the board – didn’t go down well with Craig Moore, Dennistoun, Glasgow. He said: “I’m reading that all Rangers fans have united. What utter rubbish. These supporters groups don’t speak for me or most Rangers fans.”

right... which one was it, who leaked the battle cry?

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Any insights into the current state of play regarding Rangers admin / liquidation, or the latest The Rangers financial shitstorm and bleak prospects?

Take your time,now...

It's all gone very quiet...

One would almost suspect that jabba's equipment hasn't arrived, as there doesn't appear to be a Party Line to spout at the moment.

Maybe there's a lot of pennies dropping in Berrzland - it's going to take an intellect better than any of the P&B sloth can muster to put any kind of positive spin on the currant(!) situation.

Oh, well, at least they're still on target for a Perfect Season^ fter showing their resilience against the Mighty Brechin.*

The suppressed rage from the likes of Bendarroch since Dunfermline's and now Hearts' fans have showed what they can achieve is pleasing, however. Meanwhile the berrz wait to acclaim the next "good rangers man" to rape their pockets.

Dave King, ffs. They still believe he put 20 million in first time round, and that he was cleared in S. Africa. :lol:

^ Just don't mention Forfar....

*No offence, Brechin fans.

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Are the berzz having a secret lodge meeting to discuss their next line of whataboutery and deflection?? Seem to be missing in action!

Setting up a Founders trail, tours of Mexborough South Yorkshire, taking in a Schoolboys game at Bramall Lane followed by a Château and stable tour in Normandy.

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